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12 February 2026

• 05:2105:21, 12 February 2026 Grain Reaper (hist | edit) [200 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography|title1 = The Grain Reaper|image1 = reaper.jpg|name = Oxford Warrensweather|birth = 1811}} The Grain Reaper reaps the fertility of the midwestern United States. It's his passion, actually.")

9 February 2026

• 23:3223:32, 9 February 2026 Second Sultanate of Greater Orkney (hist | edit) [506 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Second Sultanate of Greater Orkney is a sovereign country founded on 13 January 2022 by Nuck Chorris that encompasses all of Greenland. In the Orkney Exodus of 2022, Nuck relocated the Sultanate of North-East on top of Grigory's Abyme in northern Greenland. Earlier that same day, CSM had used his connexions with the Danish crown to buy the entirety of Greenland on behalf of C.H.E.S. for a price of €63.47 as well as 16000 barrels of 187-...")
• 23:2623:26, 9 February 2026 Sultanate of North-East Orkney (hist | edit) [491 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Sultanate of North-East Orkney was a sovereign country situated on the peninsula of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deerness Deerness], Orkney. The country was founded by Nuck Chorris in the late 17th century and lasted until the Orkney Exodus of 2022 when Deerness was sundered from the rest of Orkney and translocated to Greenland near Grigory's Abyme, following which Nuck proclaimed the Second Sultanate of Greater Orkney, claming dominion over a...")

7 February 2026

• 16:2516:25, 7 February 2026 Nirvana Juice (hist | edit) [1,065 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Nirvana Juice is a mixture of Fertility-rich coffee with Sterility-infused tea that is rich in both Fertility and Sterility. The creation of this substance requires extreme care, as simply mixing coffee and tea generally leads to both the Fertility and Sterility cancelling each other out as well as the end result tasting absolutely horrible. Nirvana Juice is generally useless to both Sterility and Fertility users: while a Sterility user’s powers ma...")
• 16:1516:15, 7 February 2026 Tea (hist | edit) [240 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Tea''' is a popular beverage originating in East Asia; when steeped properly, certain varieties of tea can grealy enhance a being’s Sterility upon consumption.")
• 16:0216:02, 7 February 2026 Orkney Earl Black (hist | edit) [1,515 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Orkney Earl Black tea is the contemporary name given to the tea grown and brewed personally by Nuck Chorris in Orkney. The plant used to brew a tea is a cross-breed between [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camellia_sinensis the common tea plant] and local elements of the Scottish flora. In common C.H.E.S. parlance, ‘Earl Black tea’ always refers to the oversteeped form of this tea. The name is a reference to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...")
• 14:5714:57, 7 February 2026 Tea Transfusion (hist | edit) [1,058 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Tea Transfusion is the act of replacing some or all of the blood in someone’s body with tea. This is generally done with Sterility-infused tea and serves as a powerful, albeit also very dangerous, means of bolstering a being’s Sterility. The most extreme form of Tea Transfusion involves replacing all the blood in one’s body with tea; everyone who has ever tried this was granted Super Death upon completion of the procedure. The sole excepti...")
• 00:2100:21, 7 February 2026 Dry Tea (hist | edit) [946 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Dry Tea refers to dried tea leaves, purified by a Sterility-enhancing ritual, and consumed raw without water. The Leafeaters believe that instead of oversteeping tea and consuming it in liquid form, it is more conducive to acquiring Sterility to instead eat the dried tea leaves. This, of course, is utter nonsense and has contributed greatly to C.H.E.S. consistenly defeating the Leafeaters every time they fight due to the latter’s comparatively weaker S...")
• 00:0200:02, 7 February 2026 Marilyn McLeod (hist | edit) [104 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Marilyn McLeod is the daughter of Tim McLeod.")

6 February 2026

• 23:4623:46, 6 February 2026 Battle for the Leaf (hist | edit) [1,889 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Battle for the Leaf is the name given by both C.H.E.S. and the Leafeaters to the duel between Murdock mac Leod and Nuck Chorris for the leadership of C.H.E.S. on 19 February 1822. The duel was conducted in the form of a traditional bare-knuckle boxing match with Sterility-enhanced punches and ended with Nuck’s victory and Murdock’s KO in the 1527th round after an uninterrupted 3 days of fighting. Following his victory, Nuck assumed t...")
• 23:4023:40, 6 February 2026 The Leafeaters (hist | edit) [1,247 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Leafeaters are a reclusive faction of Sterility users, founded by Murdock mac Leod, primarily hailing from Scotland. When Murdock lost the Battle of the Leaf for the leadership of C.H.E.S. to Nuck Chorris, he refused to accept his defeat and instead left C.H.E.S. with his closest associates and founded his own faction. As their name would suggest, the Leafeaters believe that instead of oversteeping tea and consuming it in liquid form, it...")
• 23:1823:18, 6 February 2026 The Greenland Encounter (hist | edit) [11,654 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "In early 2022, BOB makes a visit to Greenland to train in Sterility under Nuck Chorris. == To Greenland == In the aftermath of the Restoration of the Mages and after his return from the Wrong Days, BOB was a rather sorry sight. The events of the previous days had exhausted him greatly, and thus, he rested at Burong for a full week. During this time, a terrible shockwave that could be felt all the way to the Gambia washed over the world, and BOB was startled...")
• 22:0622:06, 6 February 2026 Existence Severing (hist | edit) [166 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Existence Severing is the act of employing Occam’s Razor to split a being into a Wet Ghoul and an Impotent Husk. Category: Sterility Techniques")

30 January 2026

• 18:0018:00, 30 January 2026 Myrna Oilwell (hist | edit) [134 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Myrna Smyrna Oilwell is an American politician who served as United States Speaker of the House from January 2025 until December 2028.")

29 January 2026

• 20:4920:49, 29 January 2026 Mummy (hist | edit) [1,025 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "A Mummy is a powerful being that has purposefully entered a state of peace and dormancy induced by balancing high quantities of both Fertility and Sterility into a single physical body. Typically, Fertility and Sterility cancel one another out, and in high quantities these interactions can destroy physical matter imbued with these traits. It is, however, possible to hold high quantities of both in a single body. This requires constant energy, however, an...")
• 16:3816:38, 29 January 2026 Net Nirvana (hist | edit) [535 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Net Nirvana is a state that one can reach by bringing both Fertility and Sterility into one physical form and purposefully and tactfully lowering their levels to as close to zero as physically possible. Typically, this takes years of meditation (and often the use of heavy psychedelics). One who has reached Net Nirvana has no power whatsoever, and in the peace of true surrender they can meld into the fabric of reality itself. This typically ends one's Extancy...")
• 15:4515:45, 29 January 2026 Uk'aj chuuk waj (hist | edit) [191 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Uk'aj chuuk waj was, is, and will be the king of the Timeless Beings. Its path intersects with Yggdrasil in +17i at +2019.76j, a location set at the climax of The Worst Days.")
• 15:3015:30, 29 January 2026 Wet Ghoul (hist | edit) [670 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "A Wet Ghoul is a collection of fertility, sterility, anility, or virility that has been stripped of all physical particles while remaining extant. An alternative to Wet Ghoulhood is Quantum Icing, where one's fertility can be frozen at a specific location on the Imaginary Plane between specific realities on the i axis. In this case, however, physical data is usually stored, and the physical body of a victim of Quantum Icing can be brought back if...")
• 15:2315:23, 29 January 2026 Impotent Husk (hist | edit) [829 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "An Impotent Husk is the name given to a mortal of standard fertility whose soul and life force has been consumed by a being of higher power. The more powerful being occupies the flesh and bones of the lesser fertile being. This is different from simple "possession," as the soul and mind of the original person is destroyed during the process of becoming an Impotent Husk. The original person is not necessarily granted Super Death, but rather their essence is "eaten" b...")
• 15:1115:11, 29 January 2026 Châteu D'Post Production (hist | edit) [114 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Château D'Post Production was the headquarters of Meena Productions until it was razed to the ground in 2005.")

28 January 2026

• 15:0515:05, 28 January 2026 Tea-Totalism (hist | edit) [884 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Tea-Totalism, not to be confused with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teetotalism Teetotalism], is the practice of voluntarily abstaining from coffee. Usually, Tea-Totalers drink Tea instead. While both coffee and tea contain caffeine, these are fundamentally different substances. Coffee contains and augments Fertility, while tea contains and augments Sterility. Both of these only cause changes to human physiology if grown from the right crops and brewed...")

27 January 2026

• 16:2216:22, 27 January 2026 Cute Lil' Cherub (hist | edit) [2,902 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography |caption1 = |birth = 1011 |career = Subversion |known_for = Fighting Narcs |image = cherub.png |death = February 1st, 2021 |ability = Child Support |children = ~465 }} Cute Lil' Cherub was a lead warlord of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumania Cuman-Kipchak Confederacy] from 1191- until the Mongol conquest of the Steppe in 1241. Afterward, it used its cute and friendly appearance to scam and manipulate its way into the royal courts of various Hungarian...")
• 15:4815:48, 27 January 2026 Pseudo-Fertility (hist | edit) [398 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Pseudo-Fertility is a substance which, when introduced to the medium of a living organism, can fleetingly open its perception of, and interaction with the Imaginary Plane beyond its home coordinates. Typically, these are substances which have similar effects on the brain to the caffeine from Coffee. Pseudo-Sterility, Pseudo-Virility, and Pseudo-Anility are the other planar equivalents.")
• 15:4315:43, 27 January 2026 The Common Cold (hist | edit) [423 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Common Cold is a Hemigod of disease and malaise that exists through the reproduction of various possessed collectives of rhinoviruses throughout the world. If there was ever a moment where not a single mammal on earth had a cold, The Common Cold would instantly lose its Extancy. However, since being birthed from the loins of Zagros Enkidu at the dawn of neolithic agriculture, this has not yet happened.")
• 15:3015:30, 27 January 2026 Richard Moriarty (hist | edit) [2,541 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography|title1 = Professor Richard Moriarty|image1 = richard moriarty.jpg|name = Richard Moriarty|birth = December 1st, 1941|known_for = Inflation|career = Narc Fighter}} Professor Richard Moriarty is a Canadian-Bissau-Guinean professor of biochemistry at the University of Amílcar Cabral in Bissau, Guinea-Bissau. His great disdain for caffeine led him to volunteer to assist Crimson Trump in enforcing the Orange Lid Act abroad in any way possib...")

26 January 2026

• 21:2521:25, 26 January 2026 Tony Hawk's Emergency Clone (hist | edit) [1,210 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Tony Hawk's Emergency Clone, also referred to by his laboratory name "'''Hawk 2-A'''", is a clone of Tony Hawk that was birthed accidentally when sensors attached to the original Tony Hawk's body declared him dead in 2018. In reality, Hawk had just completed 50 skateboarding tricks to celebrate his 50th birthday and his heart rate reached 209, a threshold which glitched his sensors and triggered the birth of the clone. The original Hawk wanted nothing to do with his clo...")

15 January 2026

• 08:3808:38, 15 January 2026 Iceland (hist | edit) [93 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Iceland ''was'' an island and a country in the northwest of Europe. It was destroyed by Murdock mac Leod during the Orkney Exodus of 2022.")

13 January 2026

• 04:4204:42, 13 January 2026 Extancy (hist | edit) [71 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "An '''extant''' being is one that is either alive or a Super Ghost.")

10 January 2026

• 23:5023:50, 10 January 2026 Grigory’s Abyme (hist | edit) [1,295 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{PLACE |image=Nadir.png |caption=-17i entrance to Grigory’s Abyme |location=Greenland, ±17i |jurisdiction=C.H.E.S. (since 2022)}} Grigory’s Abyme is a Sterility Nadir and the place with the highest-known concentration of Sterility in all of 17i. The nadir is located in Greenland of both -17i and +17i; indeed, if someone were to fall into it on either side and survive the violent currents of Sterility inside, they’d reemerge on the other end. Th...")
• 18:2718:27, 10 January 2026 Second Beer Brawl of 2022 (hist | edit) [3,860 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{HISTORICAL_EVENT |date = 11–14 January 2022 |perpetrator = Martin Gruber, Urtinger |involved = 37 patrons at a German inn |location = Wasserburg am Inn, Germany |damage = Several broken tables and chairs |context = XMAS }} The Second Beer Brawl of 2022 was an event that took place at the local tavern in Wasserburg am Inn, Germany, between 11–14 January 2022. That day, Martin Gruber arrived at the town to recruit Urtinger into XMAS. Urt...")
• 02:5902:59, 10 January 2026 Santiago Petterson (hist | edit) [130 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Santiago Petterson is a Swedish-Argentinian C.H.E.S. Grand Master and the butler and a trusted friend of Nuck Chorris.")

15 December 2025

• 16:0316:03, 15 December 2025 Sergey Yazov (hist | edit) [7,421 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Sergey Yazov was a Russian baker who encountered the Chimney Man in 1967 and lived to tell the tale. In late 1967, XMAS operatives came upon a police report by the local office in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omsk Omsk], Siberia. The following is a translation of that report: == Omsk Police Report == Omsk, 14 January 1967. A man, aged [REDACTED], who insists that he ’has become the harbinger of [REDACTED]’ was apprehended a week ago in the local out...")

1 December 2025

• 20:0120:01, 1 December 2025 Tyn PP (hist | edit) [2,097 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Peter Merriweather Tinfoil, known by his alias "Tyn PP," is a hyperpop artist from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Born to the wealthy Tinfoil family in 2001, Tyn PP is the son of Harlow and Windy Tinfoil. His first single, "pp slide," went viral on TikTok in 2021 and skyrocketed him to fame that year. He released his first EP, ''Odd Beverages'' in July 2022, to critical acclaim. When his father, Harlow Tinfoil, became president of the United States in 2025, he asked for...")
• 19:3019:30, 1 December 2025 Hickory-Smoked Mudd Stephens (hist | edit) [289 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Alden "Hickory-Smoked Mudd" Stephens is the Super Ghost of the American Piedmont region. His ability, "The Cured Contessa," makes his cooking irresistible. While victims are hungry, they are liable to be coerced by Mudd while the power is activated. Bacon and grits are his favorites.")
• 19:2419:24, 1 December 2025 Freddy Fastbear (hist | edit) [377 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Freddy Fastbear is a FUR-E and member of the Anime-tronics. His ability, "Robbery, Assault, and Battery," allows him to extend his jaw to an angle of approximately 87 degrees and to bite down with whatever force is required to break the object between his teeth. Some call his bite the "Bite of 87," believing that specific angle has something to do with his strength.")
• 19:2019:20, 1 December 2025 Anime-tronics (hist | edit) [1,044 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Anime-tronics are a band of rogue FUR-Es who abandoned Yggdrasil after discovering that their murderers during their mortal lives, the All-American Suckers, were allowed to roam free by a tentative alliance with Hickory-Smoked Mudd Stephens, the Super Ghost of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piedmont_(United_States) The Piedmont]. Mostly born during the late 1970s and early 1980s, these were moderately extrafertile human furries who were roped int...")
• 19:0019:00, 1 December 2025 Ten Beans At Gucci's (hist | edit) [352 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Ten Beans At Gucci's''' (TBAG) was a tragedy that took place on Halloween Night, 2024 at Gucci Bean Haus. The invited party guests (among whom were Aleksey Pivovarov Requiem, Stevie "Wonder" Johnston, Jolyne Joyce Johnston, and notably He Who Shall Murder) were held hostage by several FUR-Es known as the Anime-tronics.")

21 November 2025

• 21:4021:40, 21 November 2025 Fertile Hyperinflation (hist | edit) [689 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Fertile Hyperinflation is the automated and continued accumulation of Fertility in a living being after passing a threshold akin to that of gravity. During The Wrong Days, Karl Gurevich Requiem used his ability, Russian Lullaby, to imbue ambient Fertility (and/or Sterility) into the largely doomed residents of -17.1i. Many were destroyed by Hyperinflation, and burst in large explosions (which, in their deaths, the corruption of reality was locally sl...")

19 November 2025

• 22:0322:03, 19 November 2025 The Fragmenting (hist | edit) [971 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with ""The Fragmenting" is a term used by Coffee Haus Mages and other well-informed individuals to describe the event wherein the Imaginary Plane came into being. Before it, Source and Mind were considered to be one, making for a holistic and pure reality that the Friendly Council and early humans shared in bliss. Details of the account vary, but it appears that somehow Super Eve destroyed her corporeal being but preserved herself as an essence, as o...")
• 21:5221:52, 19 November 2025 Mathematics (hist | edit) [286 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Mathematics refers to the concept of "numbers" and "logic" as manifestations of Source and Mind.")
• 21:5021:50, 19 November 2025 Mandelbrot Map (hist | edit) [380 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The "Mandelbrot Map" refers to the set of all sustainable realities in the Imaginary Plane and the Real Plane, but crucially NOT the Un-Imagniary Plane. This set gained its dimensions after the Invention of Mathematics, before which (in time immemorial) a single plane carried indefinite "strings" of mutually-inaccessible Source and Mind.")
• 21:4321:43, 19 November 2025 Holy Trinity (hist | edit) [945 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Holy Trinity was a temporary coalition of hyperfertile beings who became worshipped during The Wrong Days for their philanthropic work healing the fabric of reality. Though - and +17.1i were doomed to cancellation, their work greatly prolonged a reality that had been abandoned. The core members of the Trinity were The Chosen One, Rabo, and Karl Gurevich Requiem. As reality continued to break up and the Fissures expanded, The Holy Trinity...")
• 21:3621:36, 19 November 2025 Quantum Beef Bomb (hist | edit) [588 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "On November 1st, 2019 (-17.1i), glitches in the source of reality caused an unfathomable contraction of Sterility in several parts of the world, but especially in and around the cattle processing Mecca of Borger, Texas. At that moment, nearly 9 million cows absorbed the Sterility of the equivalent of 1.9 septillion dead cows. Not only did this cause a physical explosion larger and more powerful than any nuclear weapon eve...")
• 21:2021:20, 19 November 2025 New California Republic (hist | edit) [403 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The New California Republic "was" a military dictatorship that ruled over the territory of the former US state of California after the collapse of large scale government during The Wrong Days (2019-2021 - 17.1i). It was established by the cohort of wealthy filmmaker Jeffrey Meena.")