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18 September 2026

• 23:3523:35, 18 September 2026 Randy Hawk (hist | edit) [3,786 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Randall Amos Hawkins''', better known under the nickname Randy Hawk, is a British chemistry teacher and president of the ''Republic of Greater Northern Island''. == Life == Randy was once a normal Latin teacher—if one with not-so-normal political and religious beliefs. He was almost suspended once when he addressed a 13-year-old boy who turned out to be an exchange student from Essex as ‘English Devil-Spawn’ and began chanting an exorcisms while pointing a...")

11 September 2026

• 20:4820:48, 11 September 2026 Gideon Shimp (hist | edit) [762 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography|image = shimp.png|birth = June 1999|death = May 2021 (-17.1i) 2036 (-17i, etc.)|caption = Gideon Shimp, looking ''daft''}} Gideon Shimp is Britain's most famous chimp. Rated "Most British Chimp" 11 years in a row, Gideon drinks approximately 16 litres (liters) of tea per day. Existing in realities approximately between 16i and 19i, some iterations of Shimp are extremely powerful Sterility users. Gideon Shimp (19.87i) successfully conquered Earth (19.8...")

28 August 2026

• 19:2019:20, 28 August 2026 The Assistant (hist | edit) [269 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Assistant was the cofounder and second leader of the All-American Suckers after the death of famous vampire hunter Abraham Lincoln. He led the organization from 1865 until 1936, when he was killed by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prescott_Bush Prescott Bush].")
• 19:0519:05, 28 August 2026 Kumarbi (hist | edit) [672 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Kumarbi was one of the primordial members of the Friendly Council, and is widely credited as having "seeded" the concept of agriculture in humanity on at least three separate occasions. He was killed in 2016 by consuming a Super-Poisoned lemon while patrolling the Black Sea. His ability, "I Found a Way" allowed him to grant humans the idea of selectively breeding plants to augment consumable caloric material therein. He could also remove this idea from a person, th...")
• 18:5018:50, 28 August 2026 ქალღმერთი (hist | edit) [751 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "ქალღმერთი, or Dali, is one of the primordial members of the Friendly Council. She deals primarily with nonhuman mammals, especially Deer. She personally watches over the Not Deer, seeing them as a potential successor species to humanity and potentially beneficial for the continuance of the Friendly Council. Her ability, Kiss the Go-Goat, grants particularly important mammals immunity from premature death and infertility. For animals deemed par...")
• 17:0117:01, 28 August 2026 Garth Pissman (hist | edit) [382 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Garth Pissman is a Scottish public speaker, philanthropist, and activist for the equal treatment of Unbound Entities. An unbound entity himself, he now lives at +19.999i, part of the Positive Axial Ungovernable Range of the Imaginary Plane, though he was born in -11i, a notorious battleground between Friendly Council and Timeless Being control.")
• 16:5416:54, 28 August 2026 Unbound Entity (hist | edit) [1,017 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "An Unbound Entity is a being or other form of physical or ethereal matter that has a continually (and often unstoppably) amassing volume of Fertility, Sterility, Virility, or Anility. This state of being is typically a result of Fertile Hyperinflation or the hyperinflation of the analogous entanglements. Depending on the soul of the Unbound Entity, these can be greatly destructive to their home realities. In fact, several discontinui...")

22 August 2026

• 20:2020:20, 22 August 2026 Gustav Tintenwert (hist | edit) [4,906 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with " '''Gustav Tintenwert''' is a Swiss late-impressionist painter with ties to the Friendly Council. == Early Life == Gustav was born on 4 October 1972 in the city of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winterthur Winterthur], Switzerland. Born to a father who owned an art gallery, he became infatuated with the works of French impressionist painter Claude Monet during a visit to a museum in paris in his childhood. Alas, the impressionist movement had since fallen out of...")

26 July 2026

• 06:0906:09, 26 July 2026 National Witch Organization (hist | edit) [1,051 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The National Witch Organization (NWO) is a 501c(3) nonprofit organization and Political Action Committee dedicated to aiding rising witches to positions of power in local, state, and federal governments in the United States. It provides funding for, and offers standards of practice and regulations for hundreds of "covens" throughout the United States. Following the establishment of the Witch's Coven Party, the NWO is the primary fundraiser for the Witch's National C...")
• 05:2905:29, 26 July 2026 Kendrick Lamar (hist | edit) [811 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography|title1 = Oil Boy Kendrick Exxon|image1 = kendrick oil.jpg|caption1 = Artists rendition of Kendrick|birth = 2002|death = 2036|known for = oil}} Kendrick Exxon, better known as Kendrick Lamar, is an entity composed of oil created by the ExxonMobil Corporation in 2002 in collaboration with the US government during the Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments. His ability, "Not Like Us," allows him to physically repel materials that don't contain oil from anywhere...")

23 July 2026

• 21:2221:22, 23 July 2026 The Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments (hist | edit) [1,490 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Following the events of September 11th, 2001, the United States Military Industrial Complex immediately began preparing for war with Iraq. An under-the-table $115 million contract between the CIA and the ExxonMobil Corporation was made in January 2002 for the express purpose of creating "Oil Super Soldiers" with the ability of physical or psychic manipulation of oil straight from the ground. A team of scientists and test subjects was arranged at various Oil Rigs in the...")

17 July 2026

• 22:2222:22, 17 July 2026 Fertotypical (hist | edit) [158 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "A fertotypical being possesses ‘normal’ quantities of Fertility, usually between 0–2 fertiles.")
• 22:0222:02, 17 July 2026 Temple of Burong (hist | edit) [1,445 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Temple of Burong is a five-dimensional construct erected by the Friendly Council by removing the space-time around Burong at ±17i-5600–5599j from reality and sealing it away outside time within the time loop of the First Sinking of Burong. The temple was built to contain the Chimney Man. In a sense, time was His prison, and reality His shackles. Of course, He would continuously exert His influence in an attempt to degrade the seals imprisoning...")
• 19:4419:44, 17 July 2026 Sybil Dordorf (hist | edit) [2,204 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Sybil Dordorf is a sentient fig tree located near Gobekli Tepe, in modern-day Turkey. She was originally a woman of German and Greek descent, born in Vienna, Austria in 1959. Due to a brutal anomaly at the Large Hadron Collider in Berne Switzerland in 2013, her Source, Fertility, and essence were transferred to the moment of The Fragmenting. After lingering for centuries as a sort of glitched Wet Ghoul in the Mediterranean, the founding members of the ...")
• 14:5514:55, 17 July 2026 Grinch Alliance (hist | edit) [424 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Grinch Alliance is the name given to the alliance of the factions that participate in the planning of Operation Grinch. == Members == * XMAS * TAX * C.H.E.S. * The Friendly Council")
• 14:5314:53, 17 July 2026 TAX (hist | edit) [587 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Teachers Against XMAS''', or '''TAX''', is an organisation based in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belfast Belfast] comprising several secondary-school teachers across Northern Ireland. It was founded in January 1971 following the mysterious disappearance of several dozen children during a Christmas party at a school in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coleraine Coleraine], with one of the teachers in attendance testifying that 'they were carried away by a horrible Ch...")

16 July 2026

• 13:2013:20, 16 July 2026 Operation Grinch (hist | edit) [1,451 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Operation Grinch is the code name for a long-term operation plan devised jointly by XMAS, C.H.E.S., TAX, and the Friendly Council with the sole and ultimate goal of killing the Chimney Man. == Background == When the Chimney Man reemerged in 1903, German archaeologist Martin Gruber, who was present for His unsealing, would go on to found XMAS with the goal of eventually resealing Him. Martin was not delusional en...")

13 July 2026

• 16:1516:15, 13 July 2026 Shawn Nixon (hist | edit) [1,207 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Shawn Nixon (born "Shawn Exxon") is a being composed entirely of crude oil during a series of experiments by the Exxon Oil corporation in 2002 in preparation for the War in Iraq. During a hiatus of the war in 2011, he was conscripted by Crimson Obama to use his ability, "Waste Deep in the Big Muddy," to become one with the viscous oil of American oil fields to engage in some "coincidental" fracking. He joined the Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of...")
• 16:1016:10, 13 July 2026 Haddy Faal (hist | edit) [215 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Haddy Faal is a Gambian bobblehead collector. Her parents were killed in the 1970 Sinking of Burong. She joined the Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8 (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of Adama Barrow.")
• 16:0816:08, 13 July 2026 Baboucarr "BB" Bah (hist | edit) [181 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Baboucarr "BB" Bah is a Gambian tour guide and confirmed mass murderer. He joined the Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8 (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of Adama Barrow.")
• 16:0716:07, 13 July 2026 Mariama Bojang (hist | edit) [164 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Mariama Bojang is a Swedish fisher and war criminal. She joined the Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8 (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of Adama Barrow.")
• 16:0416:04, 13 July 2026 Spartak O'Oghannasseay (hist | edit) [169 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Spartak O'oghannasseay is an Irish witch and clay merchant. She joined the Insurgent Narc Fighter's League of 8 (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of Adama Barrow.")

8 July 2026

• 19:5719:57, 8 July 2026 Wrongo Comet (hist | edit) [545 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography|title1 = Dr. Ronchard Cometely|image1 = War.png|caption1 = Wrongo offering "hate and war"|name = Ronchard Cometely|birth = July 8th, 1940|spouse = Diana Mozart (1981-)|career = mandolin, hate, war}} Wrongo Comet is a professional mandolin player who graduated from Berkely Music School in 1967 with a degree in classical music. He has been at war with Ringo Star, his Cosmic Twin since birth. In 1981, he declared war on the country of Luxembourg as well...")
• 19:4919:49, 8 July 2026 Ringo Starr (hist | edit) [468 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography|title1 = Sir Richard Starkey|image1 = peace.jpg|caption1 = Ringo offering "peace and love"|name = Richard Starkey|birth = July 7th, 1940|spouse = Barbara Bach (1981-)|career = drum, peace, love}} Ringo Starr is a drummer, and the best member of the Beatles. His ability, "Octopus' Garden" grants him the ability to be a good drummer and the best Beatle.")

30 June 2026

• 04:1704:17, 30 June 2026 Bentley Fecke (hist | edit) [497 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography|title1 = Bentley Hodge Fecke|image1 = bent 2.jpg|caption1 = Bentley’s 2025 headshot for GQ|birth = 1985|spouse = Neska Kovacevic Fecke}}")
• 04:0104:01, 30 June 2026 Female of Beer (hist | edit) [316 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography|title1 = Danica Smith|image1 = beer.jpg|caption1 = Female of Beer with beer|birth = 1992|spouse = Waffle Man}} Female of Beer is an Australian alcoholic who trolls the seas of the west Pacific. She was married to Waffle Man until his untimely death in 2024 during the Bougainville Mixup of 2024.")
• 02:4102:41, 30 June 2026 The Bentley Fecke Show (hist | edit) [880 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Bentley Fecke Show is a YouTube Channel (@feckethemlibz) hosted by late Gen-X Oregonian Bentley Fecke. The content usually revolves around making facial expressions and vague “reaction” commentary to various controversial Twitter Posts. Due to Fecke’s hatred for coffee, the show became one of the favorites of US President Harlow Tinfoil and Fecke was invited to the White House Press Briefing Room. He was there not to ask questions, but to replace the...")
• 02:1802:18, 30 June 2026 Bougainville Mixup of 2024 (hist | edit) [705 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Bougainville Mixup of 2024 was a street battle that took place in Buka, North Bougainville on April 26th, 2024. The combatants includedCaptain Jacques Spereaux and Waffle Man on opposing sides of a conflict over rights to guano and copper smuggling lanes in the southwest Pacific. The battle was horrifically violent and became a turning point in Bougainville’s independence movement. The entire event was livestreamed by Bentley Hecke, the host of the Ame...")