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27 January 2026

• 16:2216:22, 27 January 2026 Cute Lil' Cherub (hist | edit) [2,902 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography |caption1 = |birth = 1011 |career = Subversion |known_for = Fighting Narcs |image = cherub.png |death = February 1st, 2021 |ability = Child Support |children = ~465 }} Cute Lil' Cherub was a lead warlord of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumania Cuman-Kipchak Confederacy] from 1191- until the Mongol conquest of the Steppe in 1241. Afterward, it used its cute and friendly appearance to scam and manipulate its way into the royal courts of various Hungarian...")
• 15:4815:48, 27 January 2026 Pseudo-Fertility (hist | edit) [398 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Pseudo-Fertility is a substance which, when introduced to the medium of a living organism, can fleetingly open its perception of, and interaction with the Imaginary Plane beyond its home coordinates. Typically, these are substances which have similar effects on the brain to the caffeine from Coffee. Pseudo-Sterility, Pseudo-Virility, and Pseudo-Anility are the other planar equivalents.")
• 15:4315:43, 27 January 2026 The Common Cold (hist | edit) [423 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Common Cold is a Hemigod of disease and malaise that exists through the reproduction of various possessed collectives of rhinoviruses throughout the world. If there was ever a moment where not a single mammal on earth had a cold, The Common Cold would instantly lose its Extancy. However, since being birthed from the loins of Zagros Enkidu at the dawn of neolithic agriculture, this has not yet happened.")
• 15:3015:30, 27 January 2026 Richard Moriarty (hist | edit) [2,541 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography|title1 = Professor Richard Moriarty|image1 = richard moriarty.jpg|name = Richard Moriarty|birth = December 1st, 1941|known_for = Inflation|career = Narc Fighter}} Professor Richard Moriarty is a Canadian-Bissau-Guinean professor of biochemistry at the University of Amílcar Cabral in Bissau, Guinea-Bissau. His great disdain for caffeine led him to volunteer to assist Crimson Trump in enforcing the Orange Lid Act abroad in any way possib...")

26 January 2026

• 21:2521:25, 26 January 2026 Tony Hawk's Emergency Clone (hist | edit) [1,210 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Tony Hawk's Emergency Clone, also referred to by his laboratory name "'''Hawk 2-A'''", is a clone of Tony Hawk that was birthed accidentally when sensors attached to the original Tony Hawk's body declared him dead in 2018. In reality, Hawk had just completed 50 skateboarding tricks to celebrate his 50th birthday and his heart rate reached 209, a threshold which glitched his sensors and triggered the birth of the clone. The original Hawk wanted nothing to do with his clo...")

15 January 2026

• 08:3808:38, 15 January 2026 Iceland (hist | edit) [93 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Iceland ''was'' an island and a country in the northwest of Europe. It was destroyed by Murdock mac Leod during the Orkney Exodus of 2022.")

13 January 2026

• 04:4204:42, 13 January 2026 Extancy (hist | edit) [71 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "An '''extant''' being is one that is either alive or a Super Ghost.")

10 January 2026

• 23:5023:50, 10 January 2026 Grigory’s Abyme (hist | edit) [1,295 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{PLACE |image=Nadir.png |caption=-17i entrance to Grigory’s Abyme |location=Greenland, ±17i |jurisdiction=C.H.E.S. (since 2022)}} Grigory’s Abyme is a Sterility Nadir and the place with the highest-known concentration of Sterility in all of 17i. The nadir is located in Greenland of both -17i and +17i; indeed, if someone were to fall into it on either side and survive the violent currents of Sterility inside, they’d reemerge on the other end. Th...")
• 18:2718:27, 10 January 2026 Second Beer Brawl of 2022 (hist | edit) [3,860 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{HISTORICAL_EVENT |date = 11–14 January 2022 |perpetrator = Martin Gruber, Urtinger |involved = 37 patrons at a German inn |location = Wasserburg am Inn, Germany |damage = Several broken tables and chairs |context = XMAS }} The Second Beer Brawl of 2022 was an event that took place at the local tavern in Wasserburg am Inn, Germany, between 11–14 January 2022. That day, Martin Gruber arrived at the town to recruit Urtinger into XMAS. Urt...")
• 02:5902:59, 10 January 2026 Santiago Petterson (hist | edit) [130 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Santiago Petterson is a Swedish-Argentinian C.H.E.S. Grand Master and the butler and a trusted friend of Nuck Chorris.")

15 December 2025

• 16:0316:03, 15 December 2025 Sergey Yazov (hist | edit) [7,421 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Sergey Yazov was a Russian baker who encountered the Chimney Man in 1967 and lived to tell the tale. In late 1967, XMAS operatives came upon a police report by the local office in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omsk Omsk], Siberia. The following is a translation of that report: == Omsk Police Report == Omsk, 14 January 1967. A man, aged [REDACTED], who insists that he ’has become the harbinger of [REDACTED]’ was apprehended a week ago in the local out...")

1 December 2025

• 20:0120:01, 1 December 2025 Tyn PP (hist | edit) [2,036 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Peter Merriweather Tinfoil, known by his alias "Tyn PP," is a hyperpop artist from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Born to the wealthy Tinfoil family in 2001, Tyn PP is the son of Harlow and Windy Tinfoil. His first single, "pp slide," went viral on TikTok in 2021 and skyrocketed him to fame that year. He released his first EP, ''Odd Beverages'' in July 2022, to critical acclaim. When his father, Harlow Tinfoil, became president of the United States in 2025, he asked for...")
• 19:3019:30, 1 December 2025 Hickory-Smoked Mudd Stephens (hist | edit) [289 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Alden "Hickory-Smoked Mudd" Stephens is the Super Ghost of the American Piedmont region. His ability, "The Cured Contessa," makes his cooking irresistible. While victims are hungry, they are liable to be coerced by Mudd while the power is activated. Bacon and grits are his favorites.")
• 19:2419:24, 1 December 2025 Freddy Fastbear (hist | edit) [377 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Freddy Fastbear is a FUR-E and member of the Anime-tronics. His ability, "Robbery, Assault, and Battery," allows him to extend his jaw to an angle of approximately 87 degrees and to bite down with whatever force is required to break the object between his teeth. Some call his bite the "Bite of 87," believing that specific angle has something to do with his strength.")
• 19:2019:20, 1 December 2025 Anime-tronics (hist | edit) [1,044 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Anime-tronics are a band of rogue FUR-Es who abandoned Yggdrasil after discovering that their murderers during their mortal lives, the All-American Suckers, were allowed to roam free by a tentative alliance with Hickory-Smoked Mudd Stephens, the Super Ghost of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piedmont_(United_States) The Piedmont]. Mostly born during the late 1970s and early 1980s, these were moderately extrafertile human furries who were roped int...")
• 19:0019:00, 1 December 2025 Ten Beans At Gucci's (hist | edit) [352 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Ten Beans At Gucci's''' (TBAG) was a tragedy that took place on Halloween Night, 2024 at Gucci Bean Haus. The invited party guests (among whom were Aleksey Pivovarov Requiem, Stevie "Wonder" Johnston, Jolyne Joyce Johnston, and notably He Who Shall Murder) were held hostage by several FUR-Es known as the Anime-tronics.")

21 November 2025

• 21:4021:40, 21 November 2025 Fertile Hyperinflation (hist | edit) [689 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Fertile Hyperinflation is the automated and continued accumulation of Fertility in a living being after passing a threshold akin to that of gravity. During The Wrong Days, Karl Gurevich Requiem used his ability, Russian Lullaby, to imbue ambient Fertility (and/or Sterility) into the largely doomed residents of -17.1i. Many were destroyed by Hyperinflation, and burst in large explosions (which, in their deaths, the corruption of reality was locally sl...")

19 November 2025

• 22:0322:03, 19 November 2025 The Fragmenting (hist | edit) [971 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with ""The Fragmenting" is a term used by Coffee Haus Mages and other well-informed individuals to describe the event wherein the Imaginary Plane came into being. Before it, Source and Mind were considered to be one, making for a holistic and pure reality that the Friendly Council and early humans shared in bliss. Details of the account vary, but it appears that somehow Super Eve destroyed her corporeal being but preserved herself as an essence, as o...")
• 21:5221:52, 19 November 2025 Mathematics (hist | edit) [286 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Mathematics refers to the concept of "numbers" and "logic" as manifestations of Source and Mind.")
• 21:5021:50, 19 November 2025 Mandelbrot Map (hist | edit) [380 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The "Mandelbrot Map" refers to the set of all sustainable realities in the Imaginary Plane and the Real Plane, but crucially NOT the Un-Imagniary Plane. This set gained its dimensions after the Invention of Mathematics, before which (in time immemorial) a single plane carried indefinite "strings" of mutually-inaccessible Source and Mind.")
• 21:4321:43, 19 November 2025 Holy Trinity (hist | edit) [945 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Holy Trinity was a temporary coalition of hyperfertile beings who became worshipped during The Wrong Days for their philanthropic work healing the fabric of reality. Though - and +17.1i were doomed to cancellation, their work greatly prolonged a reality that had been abandoned. The core members of the Trinity were The Chosen One, Rabo, and Karl Gurevich Requiem. As reality continued to break up and the Fissures expanded, The Holy Trinity...")
• 21:3621:36, 19 November 2025 Quantum Beef Bomb (hist | edit) [588 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "On November 1st, 2019 (-17.1i), glitches in the source of reality caused an unfathomable contraction of Sterility in several parts of the world, but especially in and around the cattle processing Mecca of Borger, Texas. At that moment, nearly 9 million cows absorbed the Sterility of the equivalent of 1.9 septillion dead cows. Not only did this cause a physical explosion larger and more powerful than any nuclear weapon eve...")
• 21:2021:20, 19 November 2025 New California Republic (hist | edit) [403 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The New California Republic "was" a military dictatorship that ruled over the territory of the former US state of California after the collapse of large scale government during The Wrong Days (2019-2021 - 17.1i). It was established by the cohort of wealthy filmmaker Jeffrey Meena.")

11 November 2025

• 20:2120:21, 11 November 2025 Iris Jammeh (hist | edit) [459 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography |title1 = Iris Jammeh |image1 = iris jammeh.png |birth = 1982 |parents = Doug Jammeh, Zinnia Jammeh |spouse = He Who Shall Murder (m. 2013) |career = Humanitarian |known_for = having a husband who shall murder}} Iris Jammeh is a Gambian former philanthropist, current homeless person. She married He Who Shall Murder, United States Ambassador to the Gambia, in 2013 during her second cousin, Yahya Jammeh's presidency over the Gambia.")
• 20:1120:11, 11 November 2025 Cal Sprite Babyboy (hist | edit) [455 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography |title1 = Cal Sprite Babyboy |image1 = cal babyboy.png |birth = 1990 |parents = unknown |spouse = mop |career = Janitor, Night Shift Security Guard |known_for = Beans}} Calvin Sprite Babyboy is the security guard at Gucci Bean Haus. Originally from Natchez, Mississippi, he studied Custodialism at the Jacksonville I-95 Marriott Hotel before being recruited by Aleksey Pivovarov to work at his American branch of Coffee Haus 10.")

4 November 2025

• 18:2018:20, 4 November 2025 The Man in the Chimney (hist | edit) [7,154 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "''Note: This page is about the book chapter with the same name; if you were looking for the Chimney Man, go to that page instead''. The Man in the Chimney is the seventh chapter of The Travels of Dagobert Winter. The full text can be seen below. == Text == Martin could scarce believe his eyes. For a moment, he thought that he was dreaming; His comrade of over 30 years, the man that, mere hours before, had urged them all that the Chimney Ma...")
• 16:5916:59, 4 November 2025 Martin Gruber (hist | edit) [1,560 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography| name = Martin Alois Maria Gruber| birth = 13 March 1853| career = XMAS| known_for = Founding XMAS }} Martin Gruber was an extrafertile German paranormal researcher and archaeologist; he witnessed the unsealing of the Chimney Man from the Temple of Burong, whereafter he founded XMAS in an attempt to capture and re-seal the Man in Red. == Ability == {{Ability |title = Door of All Doors |description = Grants control ov...")