Gideon Shimp

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Gideon Shimp

Gideon Shimp, looking daft
BirthJune 1999
DeathMay 2021 (-17.1i) 2036 (-17i, etc.)

Gideon Shimp is Britain's most famous chimp. Rated "Most British Chimp" 11 years in a row, Gideon drinks approximately 16 litres (liters) of tea per day.

Existing in realities approximately between 16i and 19i, some iterations of Shimp are extremely powerful Sterility users.

Gideon Shimp (19.87i) successfully conquered Earth (19.87i) in 2018 after playing Sid Meier's Civilization V for nearly 10,000 hours while in captivity and subsequently escaping.

During The Wrong Days (17.1i), Shimp foolishly sacrificed himself in order to allow Karl Gurevich Requiem to escape the dying reality and re-emerge in 17i.