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- 18:56, 17 October 2024 Fountain of Youth (hist | edit) [572 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Fountain of Youth (Spanish: "Fuente de la Juventud") was a group of Spanish Conquistadors and early colonists who, either accidentally or purposefully, immersed themselves in the healing waters of Bimini, in the Bahamas. The last remaining member is Joaquin De Los Pavos, who notably joined the All-American Suckers after his cohort was destroyed in Vicksburg in 1862. After the independence of Principality of The Flahamas, Prince Marco Rubio sought th...")
- 17:43, 17 October 2024 All-American Suckers (hist | edit) [2,191 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{ORGANIZATION |image=suck.jpg |caption1=The Suckers, sucking. |founded=1861 |founders=Abraham Lincoln, The Assistant |time_period=1861-1984 |historical_context=American Civil War, Reconstruction |members=256 (1873), 12 (1984) |goals=steal the blood of unholy beasts |allies=Not Deer |enemies=Confederate States of America }} The All-American Suckers were an elite team of "vampires" who "sucked" the "blood" of their enemies. Initially created as a branch of the Pinke...")
- 17:13, 17 October 2024 Not Deer (hist | edit) [952 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography |caption1 = Several ''things'' behaving in a way quite un-deerlike. |birth = June 10th, 1862 and beyond |career = observing and collecting |known_for = not being deer |image = not deer.png }} These are not deer. If you see one, it is typically advised to leave the area as quickly as possible. Typically found in the Appalachian Mountains of the eastern United States, Not Deer are unholy beasts that have existed as a thriving population since the mad experime...")
- 08:08, 16 October 2024 Pavyrus (hist | edit) [2,118 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Pavyrus''' is a Sterility Nadir in northeastern Russia that is home to various ill-understood, paranormal linguistic phenomena. Anyone approaching the nadir will quickly find their facility to comprehend written and soon after spoken language waning and will be compelled, by some force yet unknown, to leave its environs as fast as possible. Resisting the urge and continuing towards the nadir has always, without failure, resulted in total and continued aphasia, ev...")
- 23:37, 20 September 2024 Imaginary Accord of 1887 (hist | edit) [1,324 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The '''Imaginary Accord of 1887''' is a diplomatic agreement between C.H.E.S. and the Timeless Beings that is still in effect. On a routine depositing run to the Safe Asymptote, Santiago Petterson happened to run into Uk'aj chuuk waj; Santiago attempted to maneuver around the Timeless Being, but Uk'aj chuuk waj gave chase. Just as the beast was about to reach the butler, Nuck Chorris teleported between them from his mansion, Santia...")
- 21:00, 17 September 2024 Land O' Lakes (hist | edit) [357 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Land o' Lakes was a short-lived confederation of five former states of the United States: Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, and Ohio, which existed from 2025 to 2036. It formed in the aftermath of the Compromise of 2024 as part of a deal that allowed Jeffrey Meena to remain president of the United States.")
- 15:04, 16 September 2024 Hammer of God (hist | edit) [1,312 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Ability |image = Hammer of God.png |caption = Nuck giving a demonstration of the Hammer. |rarity = One known user |origin = Centuries of training |power = 9/10; (10/10, when compressed) |destructive_power = 9/10; (11/10, when compressed) }} The so-called '''Hammer of God''' (often just called the '''Hammer''') is a Sterility Technique, though some call it an ability, used mainly by Nuck Chorris. It is an extreme variant of Sterile Acceleration that acceler...")
- 14:39, 16 September 2024 Sterile Acceleration (hist | edit) [1,226 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Sterile Acceleration''' is a Sterility Technique that utilises Spatial Compression accelerates an object, often to hypersonic speeds, by almost instantly, though ''not'' instantly compressing the space between the object and its intended target. Sterile Acceleration is one of the two main components that make up a Compressed Punch, the other being Pressure Transfer. == Elaboration == For instance, when punching someone in the face, if the space betwe...")
- 13:39, 16 September 2024 Compressed Punch (hist | edit) [1,208 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The '''Compressed Punch''' is a Sterility Technique that combines Pressure Transfer and Sterile Acceleration to achieve devastating effects. == Elaboration == In a compressed punch, the pressure that is engendered by the force of a punch over the surface of the fist is projected, by means of a pressure transfer, and unchanged, onto the air in front the first, e.g. onto a 10×10m area, in which case the result is a 10×10m plane of air rushing forwards with t...")
- 13:28, 16 September 2024 Pressure Transfer (hist | edit) [1,789 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Pressure Transfer''', sometimes called '''Compression''', is a Sterility technique that transfers the pressure from one surface to another (usually larger) surface. Pressure Transfer is one of the two main components that make up a Compressed Punch, the other being Sterility Acceleration. == Elaboration == For example, one could strike at an opponent with a needle, thus concentrating the entire force of the strike into the point of the needle, and creati...")
- 09:07, 15 September 2024 KingdomHeartsLoreMaster73 (hist | edit) [517 bytes] Moore Brooer (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography| title1 = KingdomHeartsLoreMaster73 |image1 = kingdomhearts73.png}} KHLM is a master seamstress specializing in sailor uniforms. He works at COS-PLAY making uniforms for its members, as well as doing private commissions. In 2015 he made uniforms for the crew of HMS Hood. {{Ability|title1 = Motteke! Sailor Fuku|image1 = |trait = Blesses a sailor uniform with fertility magic which greatly increases the power of its wearer.|rarity = Unique|origin = Nat...")
- 08:37, 15 September 2024 1999 Sinking of Burong (hist | edit) [648 bytes] Moore Brooer (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{HISTORICAL EVENT |title = Burong 500 |image = |caption = |date = May 11, 1999 |location = Burong, The Gambia |death_toll = 12 |damage = 29 Billion Dalasi |context = Yahya Jammeh |perpetrator = Silvia Hesturn}} The Sixth Sinking of Burong, or the Burong 500 was an event held by Yahya Jammeh to unveil the first Gambian automobile, the Venti Super Dalasi. The race was part of the 1999 Formula One World Championship where a Venti Super Dalas...")
- 06:23, 15 September 2024 Seventh Letter (hist | edit) [207 bytes] Moore Brooer (talk | contribs) (Created page with " {{HISTORICAL_EVENT |title=Seventh Letter |image=seventhletter.png |date= }} Seventh Letter was an operation by SUR-EEL to stop Dmitriy Loki Requiem immediately after the Caffeinated Death II.")
- 23:57, 11 September 2024 Wrong Boris (hist | edit) [381 bytes] Moore Brooer (talk | contribs) (Created page with "This is not Boris {{Biography|title1 = Boris Voronkov|image1 = wrongboris.jpg|caption1 = A picture of a picture of Boris|name = Boris Voronkov}} Category:People Category:Voronkov") originally created as "False Boris"
- 21:44, 4 September 2024 The War for Catalina Island: America's Last Bastion for Freedom (hist | edit) [1,438 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The War for Catalina Island: America's Last Bastion for Freedom is a 2021 film by Meena Productions, which saw United States President Jeffrey Meena direct, produce, and star in the film (as himself). It showcases the events of the 2022 War of Cerpf, ending with the dropping of nuclear weapons on Catalina Island. This film was, in fact, both propaganda and a psy-op, as it portrayed Meena and the US government as unquestionably heroic figures fighting to stop the...")
- 06:39, 1 September 2024 Washington, DC (hist | edit) [2,325 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Washington, District of Coffee, often abbreviated "Washington, DC," is a U.N.-recognized city-state located on the eastern seaboard of North America, surrounded on all sides by the United States of America. Once the capital city of the U.S., it successfully sought for independence and became freed of its chains as a federal district on January 1st, 2025. ==Formation== The government of the District of Coffee traces its origins to Akifumi Shimoda, who, as mayor of t...")
- 06:03, 1 September 2024 Neoliberal Sonic Fans' Party (hist | edit) [2,322 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Party |title1 = Neoliberal Sonic Fans' Party |image1 = sonicfans.png |caption1 = 2024 party flag |full_name = Neoliberals and Fans of SEGA's ''Sonic The Hedgehog'' Games United Alliance |founded = 2023 |splits_from = Republican Party, Democratic Party |left-right_stance = Center-Right |libert-author_stance = Authoritarian |ideologies = Statism, Neoliberalism, Neoconservatism, Team-America-World-Police-ism, Corporatism, Automobile Infrastructure Worship |allies = None (...")
- 02:25, 1 September 2024 Sharon Kay (hist | edit) [1,134 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography |title = Sharon Ellsworth Kay |image = skay.png |caption = Sharon at a campaign event in 2023 |birth = May 13th, 1962 |career = Walmart General Manager, Presidential Candidate |known_for = running on the Neoliberal Sonic Fans' Party ticket for president in 2024 |parents = Shaun Kay, Darla Kay }} '''Sharon Ellsworth Kay''' (nee Gutenbach) is a woman from Penn Hills, Pennsylvania. After working as a general manager at a local Walmart for 27 years, she joined t...")
- 17:32, 29 August 2024 Marco Rubio (hist | edit) [578 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography |caption = Marco Rubio discussing Florida's plan to merge with The Bahamas, 2022. |image = rubio.png |name = Marco Rubio |birth = May 28, 1971 |career = US Senator from Florida, High Prince of The Flahamas |known_for = ruling The Flahamas, being horrifically burned by Tropical Hellfire Armando }} Marco Rubio is a former Senator from the United States and the High Prince of the Principality of The Flahamas. His charred appearance, which became part of...")
- 17:18, 29 August 2024 Principality of The Flahamas (hist | edit) [365 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Principality of the United Floridas and Bahamas, or simply '''The Principality of The Flahamas''', was a short-lived independent nation that contained the territory of the former US state of Florida and the Commonwealth of The Bahamas from 2025 to 2036 in the dimensions in and around 17i. It was ruled by High Prince Marco Rubio and the Flahamian Council.")
- 17:11, 29 August 2024 Flahamas Movement (hist | edit) [398 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Flahamas Movement was a secessionist movement that took place in Florida and The Bahamas, for the former to secede from the United States and for the latter to leave the Commonwealth of Nations. The state and the nation would merge together to form the Principality of The Flahamas on January 1st, 2025 after U.S. President Jeffrey Meena's corrupt bargain in the Compromise of 2024.")
- 17:09, 29 August 2024 Flahamas Party (hist | edit) [294 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Flahamas Party was a short-lived United States political party that participated in the 2022 and 2024 elections. This was the political party representation of the Flahamas Movement, which successfully saw Florida and The Bahamas unite into the Principality of The Flahamas in 2025.")
- 12:08, 29 August 2024 Up is Where I say it is (hist | edit) [1,631 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Ability |image = nuck-mountain-after.png |caption = A mountain about to collapse into a black hole after the value of <var>G</var> was increased by 30 orders of magnitude in its vicinity. |description = Alters the value of the gravitational constant. |origin = Unknown |power = 10/10 |rarity = One known user |destructive_power = 11/10 }} '''Up is Where I say it is''' is an ability of Nuck Chorris. It allows Nuck to control the value of the [https://en.wikipedia.org...")
- 21:13, 28 August 2024 -17.1i (hist | edit) [180 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "-17.1i is a dimension that exists from The Beginning until its corruption on September 11th, 2019 and subsequent invalidation on May 21st, 2021. Its dead counterpart is +17.1i.")
- 21:11, 28 August 2024 +17.1i (hist | edit) [102 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "+17.1i is the dead equivalent to -17.1i, a discontinued coordinate along the j axis as of 2021 AD.")
- 20:55, 28 August 2024 Tropical Hellfire Armando (hist | edit) [3,230 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Tropical Hellfire Armando was a sentient wall of fire that appeared in the Atlantic Ocean in August 2021. It barrelled through The Bahamas and much of central Florida over the course of several days, killing thousands and severely burning hundreds of thousands. The hellfire was specifically targeting the owners and employees of Gucci Bean Haus, which had been attempting to illegally smuggle Gambian coffee to their Cape Canaveral headquarters through the Bahamas. L...")
- 22:05, 27 August 2024 Chuck Norris (hist | edit) [136 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris Chuck Norris] is a C.H.E.S. psyop created to hide the fact that Nuck Chorris exists.")
- 02:34, 20 August 2024 Super Caesar (hist | edit) [1,077 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography |caption = Super Caesar posing for a picture in the gallery of the Antivatican. |image = Super Caesar.png |name = Gaius Julius Caesar |birth = 100 BC |death = 44 BC (turned Super Ghost) |career = Super Ghost |known_for = Being the Antipope }} '''Super Caesar''' is the current Antipope. In life, he was known as Gaius Julius Caesar before his death and transformation into a Super Ghost at the hands of the Friendly Council in 44 BC.")
- 02:23, 20 August 2024 Antipope (hist | edit) [99 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The '''Antipope''' is the leader of the Antivatican. The current incumbent is Super Caesar.")
- 02:22, 20 August 2024 Antivatican (hist | edit) [1,086 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{PLACE |image = Antivatican.png |location = [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatican_Hill Vatican Hill], Rome, +17i |title = The Antivatican |founded = Around 600 BC |jurisdiction = Friendly Council |leader = Super Caesar }} The '''Antivatican''' is the Vatican of +17i. Its leader is called the Antipope. Unlike its -17i counterpart, the Antivatican is not affiliated with the Catholic Church, nor was it founded in the late 19th century. As a matter of fact, t...")
- 02:10, 20 August 2024 Caesar (disambiguation) (hist | edit) [69 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Caesar''' may refer to: * Caesar Kepelkeker * Super Caesar")
- 01:31, 20 August 2024 Battle at Lake Taupō (hist | edit) [10,827 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{HISTORICAL_EVENT |date = 17 February 1815 |location = Pacific Ocean, New Zealand |death_toll = 2 (Super Deaths) |context = Rampage of the Bostonharbour Greatshark |perpetrator = Bostonharbour Greatshark |involved = King Arthur, Tim McLeod, Romeo Awnthorpe, Nuck Chorris |damage = None worth noting }} The Battle at [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Taup%C5%8D Lake Taupō] of 1815 saw the end of the Bostonharbour Greatshark at the ha...")
- 14:49, 17 August 2024 Orkney Exodus of 2022 (hist | edit) [24,533 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{HISTORICAL_EVENT |date = 13 January 2022 |image = Orkney Exodus.png |perpetrator = Nuck Chorris, Murdock mac Leod |involved = C.H.E.S., [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Danish_Army Royal Danish Army], Scions of Leòd |location = North Sea, Norwegian Sea, Greenland |death_toll = Around 400,000 + 2 Super Deaths |damage = Obliteration of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuuk Nuuk]; half of Iceland sunken into the sea |context = Woodboro...")
- 14:26, 17 August 2024 Anastasia McLeod (hist | edit) [163 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Anastasia McLeod''' is a member of the Leafeaters. Her greatest and pretty much only skill is her above-average proficiency at ambushing others from behind.")
- 14:14, 17 August 2024 Sir Timothy Angus McLeod (hist | edit) [805 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography |title = Tim McLeod |birth = 3 January 1726 |ability = Wild Haggis |spouse = Rachel McLeod |children = Marilyn McLeod }} '''Sir Timothy Angus McLeod''', usually just called ‘Tim’, born 3 January 1726, is a high-ranking Scottish C.H.E.S. grand master. == Ability == {{Ability |title = Wild Haggis |description = Compresses one of the opponent’s legs to half its size. |power = 3/10 |destructive_power = 3/10 |rarity = Rare }} Tim’s ability, '''Wild...")
- 14:08, 17 August 2024 Todd Samley (hist | edit) [587 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography |birth = 23 September 1876 |death = 13 January 2022 (super death) |ability = Iced Tea Mixer |career = The Leafeaters }} '''Brigadier Todd Samley''' was a high-ranking member of the Leafeaters. == Ability == {{Ability |title = Iced Tea Mixer |description = Freezes anything in the surrounding area. |power = 5/10 |destructive_power = 8/10 |rarity = rare }} Todd’s ability, '''Iced Tea Mixer''', freezes everything in the vicinity, reducing its temperature...")
- 14:03, 17 August 2024 Murdock mac Leod (hist | edit) [2,067 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography |birth = 1 January 1700 |ability = Fās Nefāstum |spouse = Anna McLeod |children = Tim McLeod |carreer = C.H.E.S. (formerly), The Leafeaters |known_for = Betraying C.H.E.S. }} '''Murdock mac Leod''', born at the dawn of the 18th century, is a C.H.E.S. founder member. He is the father of Tim McLeod and the grandfather of Marilyn McLeod. Formerly a C.H.E.S. Grand Master, a dispute over who should lead the organisation ended with a duel between hi...")
- 13:41, 17 August 2024 Miles Mac Nèill (hist | edit) [1,058 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography |birth = 18 August 1767 |death = 13 January 2022 (aged 254) |ability = Yorkshire Bong |parents = Niall (father), Mary (mother) |career = C.H.E.S. (formerly), The Leafeaters |known_for = His sturdy forehead }} '''Miles mac Nèill''', born 18 August 1767 in Scotland is a former C.H.E.S. Master and Leafeater General. One of his defining traits is his ridiculously sturdy forehead, which he ofen uses to block attacks, much to the surprise of his opponent...")
- 18:11, 25 July 2024 Fifth-Dimensional Perambulator (hist | edit) [1,229 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Santiago riding the Perambulator on his way to 0i+0j, a bundle of Orkney tea stems in hand. The '''Fifth-Dimensional Perambulator''' is a Sterility construct devised and built by Nuck Chorris, which, while ''not'' fifth-dimensional itself, facilitates translation across the Imaginary Plane. Nuck doesn’t actually make use of the Perambulator, as he doesn’t need it, but it is frequently used by his butler, Santiago Pet...")
- 03:57, 21 July 2024 Kevin Skittersby (hist | edit) [980 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography|image = skittersby.png|birth = October 1994|death = July 2022 (-17.1i) still alive (-17i, etc.)|photo = Kevin in his Britain Appreciation Room with his pet chimp Gideon Shimp}} Kevin Skittersby was a British semi-professional rugby player from -17.1i. When that timeline approached ''falsehood'' during The Wrong Days, he got into a brawl with his former childhood friend Woodborough Gloucestershire. Not realizing he had been cosmically imbued with...")
- 22:19, 19 July 2024 London, Texas (hist | edit) [83 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "London, Texas has been the capital city of the United States of America since 2025.")
- 22:17, 19 July 2024 Greater Lakes Movement (hist | edit) [339 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Greater Lakes Movement was the successful secession movement of the US states of Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio that led to the short-lived republic known as the Land O' Lakes. After the Compromise of 2024, US President Jeffrey Meena gave the Greater lakes Movement permission to leave the United States.")
- 22:12, 19 July 2024 Harlow Tinfoil (hist | edit) [545 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography|image = harlow.png|caption1 = Harlow attending his 50th birthday party|birth = April 18th, 1956|origin = United States|known_for = President of the United States, Shortest-serving Vice President of the United States|spouse = Windy (m. 1999)|children = 4, including hyperpop artist Tyn PP}} Harlow Crosby Tinfoil IV is a politician from Louisiana. He served as the 50th Vice President of the United States under President Jeffrey Meena for a few weeks bef...")
- 19:06, 19 July 2024 Eustace Nathaniel McLeod (hist | edit) [272 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Eustace Nathaniel McLeod''', born 30 February<ref>This is not a typo.</ref> 1975, is the great-grandson of Sir Timothy Angus McLeod and a C.H.E.S. Master. His greatest and pretty much only skill is his above average knowledge of tea. == References == <references/>")
