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26 July 2026

• 06:0906:09, 26 July 2026 National Witch Organization (hist | edit) [1,051 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The National Witch Organization (NWO) is a 501c(3) nonprofit organization and Political Action Committee dedicated to aiding rising witches to positions of power in local, state, and federal governments in the United States. It provides funding for, and offers standards of practice and regulations for hundreds of "covens" throughout the United States. Following the establishment of the Witch's Coven Party, the NWO is the primary fundraiser for the Witch's National C...")
• 05:2905:29, 26 July 2026 Kendrick Lamar (hist | edit) [811 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography|title1 = Oil Boy Kendrick Exxon|image1 = kendrick oil.jpg|caption1 = Artists rendition of Kendrick|birth = 2002|death = 2036|known for = oil}} Kendrick Exxon, better known as Kendrick Lamar, is an entity composed of oil created by the ExxonMobil Corporation in 2002 in collaboration with the US government during the Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments. His ability, "Not Like Us," allows him to physically repel materials that don't contain oil from anywhere...")

23 July 2026

• 21:2221:22, 23 July 2026 The Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments (hist | edit) [1,490 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Following the events of September 11th, 2001, the United States Military Industrial Complex immediately began preparing for war with Iraq. An under-the-table $115 million contract between the CIA and the ExxonMobil Corporation was made in January 2002 for the express purpose of creating "Oil Super Soldiers" with the ability of physical or psychic manipulation of oil straight from the ground. A team of scientists and test subjects was arranged at various Oil Rigs in the...")

17 July 2026

• 22:2222:22, 17 July 2026 Fertotypical (hist | edit) [158 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "A fertotypical being possesses ‘normal’ quantities of Fertility, usually between 0–2 fertiles.")
• 22:0222:02, 17 July 2026 Temple of Burong (hist | edit) [1,445 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Temple of Burong is a five-dimensional construct erected by the Friendly Council by removing the space-time around Burong at ±17i-5600–5599j from reality and sealing it away outside time within the time loop of the First Sinking of Burong. The temple was built to contain the Chimney Man. In a sense, time was His prison, and reality His shackles. Of course, He would continuously exert His influence in an attempt to degrade the seals imprisoning...")
• 19:4419:44, 17 July 2026 Sybil Dordorf (hist | edit) [2,204 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Sybil Dordorf is a sentient fig tree located near Gobekli Tepe, in modern-day Turkey. She was originally a woman of German and Greek descent, born in Vienna, Austria in 1959. Due to a brutal anomaly at the Large Hadron Collider in Berne Switzerland in 2013, her Source, Fertility, and essence were transferred to the moment of The Fragmenting. After lingering for centuries as a sort of glitched Wet Ghoul in the Mediterranean, the founding members of the ...")
• 14:5514:55, 17 July 2026 Grinch Alliance (hist | edit) [424 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Grinch Alliance is the name given to the alliance of the factions that participate in the planning of Operation Grinch. == Members == * XMAS * TAX * C.H.E.S. * The Friendly Council")
• 14:5314:53, 17 July 2026 TAX (hist | edit) [549 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Teachers Against XMAS''', or '''TAX''', is an organisation based in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belfast Belfast] comprising several secondary-school teachers across Northern Ireland. It was founded in January 1971 following the mysterious disappearance of several dozen children during a Christmas party at a school in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coleraine Coleraine], with one of the teachers in attendance testifying that 'they were carried away by a horrible Ch...")

16 July 2026

• 13:2013:20, 16 July 2026 Operation Grinch (hist | edit) [1,451 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Operation Grinch is the code name for a long-term operation plan devised jointly by XMAS, C.H.E.S., TAX, and the Friendly Council with the sole and ultimate goal of killing the Chimney Man. == Background == When the Chimney Man reemerged in 1903, German archaeologist Martin Gruber, who was present for His unsealing, would go on to found XMAS with the goal of eventually resealing Him. Martin was not delusional en...")

13 July 2026

• 16:1516:15, 13 July 2026 Shawn Nixon (hist | edit) [1,207 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Shawn Nixon (born "Shawn Exxon") is a being composed entirely of crude oil during a series of experiments by the Exxon Oil corporation in 2002 in preparation for the War in Iraq. During a hiatus of the war in 2011, he was conscripted by Crimson Obama to use his ability, "Waste Deep in the Big Muddy," to become one with the viscous oil of American oil fields to engage in some "coincidental" fracking. He joined the Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of...")
• 16:1016:10, 13 July 2026 Haddy Faal (hist | edit) [215 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Haddy Faal is a Gambian bobblehead collector. Her parents were killed in the 1970 Sinking of Burong. She joined the Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8 (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of Adama Barrow.")
• 16:0816:08, 13 July 2026 Baboucarr "BB" Bah (hist | edit) [181 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Baboucarr "BB" Bah is a Gambian tour guide and confirmed mass murderer. He joined the Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8 (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of Adama Barrow.")
• 16:0716:07, 13 July 2026 Mariama Bojang (hist | edit) [164 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Mariama Bojang is a Swedish fisher and war criminal. She joined the Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8 (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of Adama Barrow.")
• 16:0416:04, 13 July 2026 Spartak O'Oghannasseay (hist | edit) [169 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Spartak O'oghannasseay is an Irish witch and clay merchant. She joined the Insurgent Narc Fighter's League of 8 (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of Adama Barrow.")

8 July 2026

• 19:5719:57, 8 July 2026 Wrongo Comet (hist | edit) [545 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography|title1 = Dr. Ronchard Cometely|image1 = War.png|caption1 = Wrongo offering "hate and war"|name = Ronchard Cometely|birth = July 8th, 1940|spouse = Diana Mozart (1981-)|career = mandolin, hate, war}} Wrongo Comet is a professional mandolin player who graduated from Berkely Music School in 1967 with a degree in classical music. He has been at war with Ringo Star, his Cosmic Twin since birth. In 1981, he declared war on the country of Luxembourg as well...")
• 19:4919:49, 8 July 2026 Ringo Starr (hist | edit) [468 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography|title1 = Sir Richard Starkey|image1 = peace.jpg|caption1 = Ringo offering "peace and love"|name = Richard Starkey|birth = July 7th, 1940|spouse = Barbara Bach (1981-)|career = drum, peace, love}} Ringo Starr is a drummer, and the best member of the Beatles. His ability, "Octopus' Garden" grants him the ability to be a good drummer and the best Beatle.")

30 June 2026

• 04:1704:17, 30 June 2026 Bentley Fecke (hist | edit) [497 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography|title1 = Bentley Hodge Fecke|image1 = bent 2.jpg|caption1 = Bentley’s 2025 headshot for GQ|birth = 1985|spouse = Neska Kovacevic Fecke}}")
• 04:0104:01, 30 June 2026 Female of Beer (hist | edit) [316 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography|title1 = Danica Smith|image1 = beer.jpg|caption1 = Female of Beer with beer|birth = 1992|spouse = Waffle Man}} Female of Beer is an Australian alcoholic who trolls the seas of the west Pacific. She was married to Waffle Man until his untimely death in 2024 during the Bougainville Mixup of 2024.")
• 02:4102:41, 30 June 2026 The Bentley Fecke Show (hist | edit) [880 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Bentley Fecke Show is a YouTube Channel (@feckethemlibz) hosted by late Gen-X Oregonian Bentley Fecke. The content usually revolves around making facial expressions and vague “reaction” commentary to various controversial Twitter Posts. Due to Fecke’s hatred for coffee, the show became one of the favorites of US President Harlow Tinfoil and Fecke was invited to the White House Press Briefing Room. He was there not to ask questions, but to replace the...")
• 02:1802:18, 30 June 2026 Bougainville Mixup of 2024 (hist | edit) [705 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Bougainville Mixup of 2024 was a street battle that took place in Buka, North Bougainville on April 26th, 2024. The combatants includedCaptain Jacques Spereaux and Waffle Man on opposing sides of a conflict over rights to guano and copper smuggling lanes in the southwest Pacific. The battle was horrifically violent and became a turning point in Bougainville’s independence movement. The entire event was livestreamed by Bentley Hecke, the host of the Ame...")

10 June 2026

• 14:3514:35, 10 June 2026 Cants A (hist | edit) [623 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{Biography|title1 = Cants A|image1 = cants a.png|caption1 = Cants A, 1939 colorized|name = Cants A|parents = ???|spouse = ???|children = Cantsbee, 196 others|known_for = sentience}} Cants A (1907-1979) was the oldest known mountain gorilla and leader of the largest tribe of gorillas known in the world, numbering over 2,000 by the late 1950s. He was the father of Cantsbee, who took over the tribe for him after his death. He was given human-level intelligence by Darby...")
• 14:2214:22, 10 June 2026 Heart of Darkness (hist | edit) [820 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Heart of Darkness was a high-security prison for "vivimancers" in German East Africa from 1902-1918. It was established by German Reichskommissar [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustav_Adolf_von_G%C3%B6tzen Gustav Adolf von Götzen] and American President Theodore Roosevelt, both of whom were huge fans of the novel [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_of_Darkness Heart of Darkness] by Joseph Conrad. Both had an interest in storing dangerous individuals far away from...")

9 June 2026

• 18:1818:18, 9 June 2026 Bimini (hist | edit) [270 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Bimini was an island cluster in the Principality of the Flahamas. Biminian separatists serving the guano pirate Captain Jacques Spereaux fought viciously to maintain the archipelago's independence from Marco Rubio and the Fountain of Youth in early 2025.")

8 June 2026

• 16:2916:29, 8 June 2026 Mamas for Flahamas Political Action Committee (hist | edit) [332 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Mamas For Flahamas Politicl Action Committee, often called MamaFlahamaPAC online, is a political action committee and fund aggregator that was established to help Florida join with the Bahamas and declare independence from the United States. During its critical period from 2022-2026, it was led by Carol Christhammer Clap.")
• 16:0916:09, 8 June 2026 Department of Star Wars (hist | edit) [694 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Department of Star Wars is an executive department of the U.S. federal government responsible for the management of Star Wars media and intellectual property, along with anything associated with the former film studio Lucasfilms, which was purchased by the government from the Walt Disney Corporation in 2025 for nearly $90 Billion.")
• 05:2305:23, 8 June 2026 Joaquin De Los Pavos (hist | edit) [262 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Joaquin de los Pavos (referred to as “Turkey Jack” in some Cajun folklore) is a former Spanish conquistador and founding member of the Fountain of Youth. He joined the All-American Suckers in 1862 and supplied them with their famous sentient capes.")
• 02:3302:33, 8 June 2026 Darby "Crumbleboy" Hatfield (hist | edit) [2,878 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Darby “Crumbleboy” Hatfield (1801-1909) was a doctor and mad scientist who served as a medic for the 17th Michigan during the United States Civil War. He abandoned his post after experiencing “electricity” during the Battle of Antietam. From there, he used his newfound talents to bring sentience to wild animals in Confederate territory. He was taken captive at the Andersonville military prison after animating the Not Deer. In a Tennessee newspaper")

20 May 2026

• 21:2721:27, 20 May 2026 Arne Analwad (hist | edit) [761 bytes] King Horror (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Arne Analwad is an extrasterile architect who can reduce the electrical amplitude of any appliance or living thing.")

19 May 2026

• 07:2907:29, 19 May 2026 Wet Amalgam (hist | edit) [1,722 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The Wet Amalgam is a planet-sized mass of Wet Ghoul located somewhere near -9i+727j. Despite lacking cognitive capacity almost entirely, the Amalgam is nevertheless extant. It is incapable of conscious movement and instead drifts about on the Imaginary Plane between -8.7i+698j and -9.1i+731j. It cannot be said to be capable of communication, but those in Its proximity will find their senses assailed by a sensation often likened to a continuous l...")

11 May 2026

• 19:3219:32, 11 May 2026 Denaturation (hist | edit) [291 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "In preternatural contexts, the term denaturation refers to any form of death that does not effect a cessation of extancy, that is, in particular, ''not'' Super Death or Hyper Death.")
• 19:0419:04, 11 May 2026 Hyper Death (hist | edit) [462 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "The term Hyper Death refers to any event that effects the disconnection of a hyper-dead being from their natural environment, thus terminating their extancy.")
• 18:3218:32, 11 May 2026 Hyper Ghost (hist | edit) [2,002 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "A Hyper Ghost, not to be confused with a Super Ghost, is a being that has died twice without being granted Super Death. Such a being is usually<ref>A Hyper Ghost with limited consciousness may be exempt from this classification; in a sense, there is sometimes very little difference between a Hyper Ghost with next to no consciousness and an unusually mobile Wet Ghoul.</ref> still considered extant. Hyper Ghosts are, in a sense, ''more dead'' t...")
• 18:1818:18, 11 May 2026 Quasi-Hemigod (hist | edit) [457 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "A Quasi-Hemigod is a being that is engendered in much the same way as a Hemigod, except that a Hyper Ghost is used in their creation rather than a Wet Ghoul. As the Hyper Ghosts still possess some remnant of their own consciousness, this results in a being that is much like a Hemigod, but which retains their original personality, memories, consciousness, and sometimes even abilities. Known Quasi-Hemigods include: * Emperor Charles II")
• 18:0718:07, 11 May 2026 Disentanglement (hist | edit) [632 bytes] Ætérnal (talk | contribs) (Created page with "A disentangled being is lacks any and all Entanglement; such beings are usually dead, albeit extant.") originally created as "Disentangled"