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{{Biography|image = skittersby.png|birth = October 1994|death = July | {{Biography|image = skittersby.png|birth = October 1994|death = July 2020 (-17.1i) still alive (-17i, etc.)|caption = Kevin in his Britain Appreciation Room with his pet chimp [[Gideon Shimp]]}} | ||
Kevin Skittersby was a British semi-professional rugby player from -17.1i. | Kevin Skittersby was a British semi-professional rugby player from -17.1i. | ||
When that timeline approached ''falsehood'' during [[The Wrong Days]], he got into a brawl with his former childhood friend [[Woodborough Gloucestershire]]. Not realizing he had been cosmically imbued with high levels of [[Fertility]], a single punch to Woodborough's face converted Woodborough into the "Woodborough Gloucestershire Problem," an impenetrable glitch in reality that began by splitting the United Kingdom in half and gradually cleaved the world into several mutually inaccessable pieces. | When that timeline approached ''falsehood'' during [[The Wrong Days]], he got into a brawl with his former childhood friend [[Woodborough Gloucestershire]]. Not realizing he had been cosmically imbued with high levels of [[Fertility]], a single punch to Woodborough's face converted Woodborough into the "Woodborough Gloucestershire Problem," an impenetrable glitch in reality that began by splitting the United Kingdom in half and gradually cleaved the world into several mutually inaccessable pieces. | ||
The fight occured in November of | The fight occured in November of 2019, and in July of 2020 Kevin would be hanged for potentially destroying the world with one punch. [[Kyle Mendez|The Chosen one]] did not appreciate his actions that day. |
Latest revision as of 21:20, 20 August 2024
Kevin Skittersby was a British semi-professional rugby player from -17.1i.
When that timeline approached falsehood during The Wrong Days, he got into a brawl with his former childhood friend Woodborough Gloucestershire. Not realizing he had been cosmically imbued with high levels of Fertility, a single punch to Woodborough's face converted Woodborough into the "Woodborough Gloucestershire Problem," an impenetrable glitch in reality that began by splitting the United Kingdom in half and gradually cleaved the world into several mutually inaccessable pieces.
The fight occured in November of 2019, and in July of 2020 Kevin would be hanged for potentially destroying the world with one punch. The Chosen one did not appreciate his actions that day.