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The '''Connoisseurs of Herbally-Enriched Substances''', or '''C.H.E.S.''', are an organisation dedicated to maximising their [[Sterility]] via the consumption of increasingly elaborate and concentrated tea-based concoctions. | The '''Connoisseurs of Herbally-Enriched Substances''', or '''C.H.E.S.''' (IPA: /kʰɛs/), are an organisation dedicated to maximising their [[Sterility]] via the consumption of increasingly elaborate and concentrated tea-based concoctions. | ||
There are various dissolute sects across the world who lay claim to the name of ‘C.H.E.S.’, members of which that possess a Sterility level of at least 114,942.044 are dubbed ‘Masters’ and traditionally ranked on the following scale: | There are various dissolute sects across the world who lay claim to the name of ‘C.H.E.S.’, members of which that possess a Sterility level of at least 114,942.044 are dubbed ‘Masters’ and traditionally ranked on the following scale: | ||
Revision as of 03:26, 23 June 2024
The Connoisseurs of Herbally-Enriched Substances, or C.H.E.S. (IPA: /kʰɛs/), are an organisation dedicated to maximising their Sterility via the consumption of increasingly elaborate and concentrated tea-based concoctions.
There are various dissolute sects across the world who lay claim to the name of ‘C.H.E.S.’, members of which that possess a Sterility level of at least 114,942.044 are dubbed ‘Masters’ and traditionally ranked on the following scale:
| Rank | Required Sterility |
|---|---|
| Master | 114,942.044 |
| Intranational Master | 739,085.133 |
| Extranational Master | 1,414,213.562 |
| Grand Master | 2,718,281.828 |
Known C.H.E.S. Grand Masters include Carlos Søren Magnussen, Nuck Chorris, King Arthur, Sir Timothy Angus McLeod, and Júlio da Silva Fenton-Awnthorpe.