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King Arthur
| Birth | -17i+435j (allegedly) |
| Ability | The Water is Me, and I am the Water |
| Children | Over 1,000,000,000 |
| Career | Monarch |
| Known for | Tea |
Traits
| Species | Alaskan King Crab |
| Provenance | Pacific Ocean; Welsh (naturalised) |
King Arthur is a sentient Alaskan king crab and C.H.E.S. founding member and Grand Master. He is not to be confused with the famous historical figure of the same name, who was named after him.
His favourite beverage is algae tea. When and how exactly he gained sentience and how he manages to turn algae into tea is still disputed.
It would seem that his crab physiology has rendered him immune to at least one of the side effects of sterility: despite being one of the most sterile C.H.E.S. members, second only perhaps to Nuck Chorris himself, he yet retains his ability to conceive children.
King Arthur speaks 6 languages: Welsh, Cornish, Breton, Scottish-Gaelic, Pictish, and Faroese (as well as historical variants of these languages). He staunchly refuses to learn English as he considers it ‘the language of the barbarians who invaded our homeland’.