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{{Biography|title1 = Yosef Romanov|image1 = My cousin the gambian wife beater.jpg|caption1 = Yosef in modern times, not a day over 52|name = Yosef Romanov|birth = June 6, 1966|parents = [[Anna Romanov]] (Mother)
{{Biography
Unknown Father|spouse = [[Aisha Mankita]] (2016-present)|career = [[Coffee]]|known_for = [[Coffee]]|children = [[Bean Pivovarov]](adopted)}}{{Ability|title1 = Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict|image1 = Glow.jpg|trait = Allows user to summon moderately tangible nonhuman animals from excited gas particles and to control their actions(or at least direction of travel)|origin = The Gambian Holiday|power = 4/10|destructive_power = 3/10}}Yosef Romanov, born June 6, 1966, is a Russian man, a graduate of Omsk State University where he got a masters degree is [[coffee]]. He is the son of [[Anna Romanov]], grandson of [[Rada K. Romanov]] and cousin of [[Aleksey Pivovarov]]. His greastest and pretty much only skill is his above average knowledge of coffee, and its associated [[fertility]].
|image = Yosef Romanov.jpg
|caption1 = Yosef in modern times, not a day over 52
|birth = June 6, 1966
|parents = [[Anna Romanov]] (Mother), Unknown Father
|spouse = [[Aisha Mankita]] (2016–present)
|career = [[Coffee]]
|known_for = [[Coffee]]
|ability = Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict
|children = [[Bean Pivovarov]] (adopted)
}}
{{Character Sheet
|image = Back in the 90s.jpg
|caption1 = Yosef with Aisha and Aleksey in a car in 1997
|species = Human
|provenance = Russian
|height = 6'1"
|weight = 249 lbs
|eye_color = blue-green
|fertility = Mortal Extrafertile
|dimension = -17i
|song_/_artist = "Animals" by Pink Floyd
|movie = "Guardians - Russian Superhero Movie"
|tv_show = Kukhnya
|passtime = Bottlecap Collecting
|sports_team = Russian National Ice Hockey Team
|political_party = United Russia
|friend = Aleksey Pivovarov (on and off)
|animal = Goat
|insecurity = Abandonment
|dungeons_and_dragons_alignment = Lawful Neutral
|number = 58
}}
{{Ability
|title = Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict
|image = Glow.jpg
|description = Allows user to summon moderately tangible nonhuman animals from excited gas particles and to control their actions (or at least direction of travel)
|origin = The Gambian Holiday
|power = 4/10
|destructive_power = 3/10
}}
 
Yosef Romanov, born June 6, 1966, is a Russian man, a graduate of Omsk State University where he got a masters degree is [[coffee]]. He is the son of [[Anna Romanov]], grandson of [[Rada K. Romanov]] and cousin of [[Aleksey Pivovarov]]. His greastest and pretty much only skill is his above average knowledge of coffee, and its associated [[fertility]].


== Early Life ==
== Early Life ==
Yosef was born in the the town of Omsk Russia of the Soviet Union on June 6, 1966. Through his childhood, he would develop his hobby of growing, brewing and drinking coffee that would eventually lead to him graduating from OmSU with a masters degree in coffee. He would live in Omsk until he joined Aleksey on a trip to the Gambia looking for coffee in 1998. He would meet Aleksey's girlfriend, [[Aisha Mankita]] on this journey.
Yosef was born in the the town of Omsk Russia of the Soviet Union on June 6, 1966. Through his childhood, he would develop his hobby of growing, brewing and drinking coffee that would eventually lead to him graduating from OmSU with a masters degree in coffee. He would live in Omsk until he joined Aleksey on a trip to the Gambia looking for coffee in 1998. He would meet Aleksey's girlfriend, [[Aisha Mankita]] on this journey.


== Mid Life - Gambian Days ==
== Mid Life – Gambian Days ==
After returning to Russia after his 98' voyage to the Gambia with Aleksey, he decided that he would move to live in the Gambia so that he could get closer with the 'Hot Brews'. In the Gambia, he would frequently visit Bakau, the same place Aisha lived at the time. He would continue to return to the Gambia on coffee expeditions, sometimes on his own and other times with Aleksey for many years before deciding to the move to Bakau Gambia in 2015. After living in Bakau for a year, he would marry Aisha on June 12, 2016, unaware that Aisha was already married to Aleksey at the time.{{Character Sheet|image1 = Back in the 90s.jpg|caption1 = Yosef with Aisha and Aleksey in a car in 1997|species = Human|race_/_nationality = Russian|height = 6'1"|weight = 249 lbs|eye_color = blue-green|fertility_level = Mortal Extrafertile|special_ability = Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict|native_dimension = -17i|song_/_artist = "Animals" by Pink Floyd|movie = "Guardians - Russian Superhero Movie"|tv_show = Kukhnya|passtime = Bottlecap Collecting|sports_team = Russian National Ice Hockey Team|political_party = United Russia|friend = Aleksey Pivovarov (on and off)|animal = Goat|insecurity = Abandonment|dungeons_and_dragons_alignment = Lawful Neutral|number = 58}}
After returning to Russia after his 98' voyage to the Gambia with Aleksey, he decided that he would move to live in the Gambia so that he could get closer with the 'Hot Brews'. In the Gambia, he would frequently visit Bakau, the same place Aisha lived at the time. He would continue to return to the Gambia on coffee expeditions, sometimes on his own and other times with Aleksey for many years before deciding to the move to Bakau Gambia in 2015. After living in Bakau for a year, he would marry Aisha on June 12, 2016, unaware that Aisha was already married to Aleksey at the time.


== Modern Times - Goodbye Gambia ==
== Modern Times – Goodbye Gambia ==
In November of 2016, Yosef's quiet life in Gambia with his coffee plants and Gambian wife would all end when the new President, Adama Barrow would [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016|ban all coffee]]. This event would put Yosef in one of the lowest point in his life and he had no choice but to move back to Omsk and leave behind his beloved Gambia wife, Aisha. The two would maintain contact online through Facebook.
In November of 2016, Yosef's quiet life in Gambia with his coffee plants and Gambian wife would all end when the new President, Adama Barrow would [[The Caffeinated Death of 2016|ban all coffee]]. This event would put Yosef in one of the lowest point in his life and he had no choice but to move back to Omsk and leave behind his beloved Gambia wife, Aisha. The two would maintain contact online through Facebook.


Latest revision as of 05:46, 26 June 2024

Yosef Romanov

Yosef in modern times, not a day over 52
BirthJune 6, 1966
AbilitySeveral Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict
ParentsAnna Romanov (Mother), Unknown Father
SpouseAisha Mankita (2016–present)
ChildrenBean Pivovarov (adopted)
CareerCoffee
Known forCoffee

Traits

Yosef with Aisha and Aleksey in a car in 1997
SpeciesHuman
ProvenanceRussian
Height6'1"
Weight249 lbs
Eye Colourblue-green
FertilityMortal Extrafertile
Dimension-17i

Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict

EffectAllows user to summon moderately tangible nonhuman animals from excited gas particles and to control their actions (or at least direction of travel)
OriginThe Gambian Holiday
Power4/10
Destructive Power3/10

Yosef Romanov, born June 6, 1966, is a Russian man, a graduate of Omsk State University where he got a masters degree is coffee. He is the son of Anna Romanov, grandson of Rada K. Romanov and cousin of Aleksey Pivovarov. His greastest and pretty much only skill is his above average knowledge of coffee, and its associated fertility.

Early Life

Yosef was born in the the town of Omsk Russia of the Soviet Union on June 6, 1966. Through his childhood, he would develop his hobby of growing, brewing and drinking coffee that would eventually lead to him graduating from OmSU with a masters degree in coffee. He would live in Omsk until he joined Aleksey on a trip to the Gambia looking for coffee in 1998. He would meet Aleksey's girlfriend, Aisha Mankita on this journey.

Mid Life – Gambian Days

After returning to Russia after his 98' voyage to the Gambia with Aleksey, he decided that he would move to live in the Gambia so that he could get closer with the 'Hot Brews'. In the Gambia, he would frequently visit Bakau, the same place Aisha lived at the time. He would continue to return to the Gambia on coffee expeditions, sometimes on his own and other times with Aleksey for many years before deciding to the move to Bakau Gambia in 2015. After living in Bakau for a year, he would marry Aisha on June 12, 2016, unaware that Aisha was already married to Aleksey at the time.

Modern Times – Goodbye Gambia

In November of 2016, Yosef's quiet life in Gambia with his coffee plants and Gambian wife would all end when the new President, Adama Barrow would ban all coffee. This event would put Yosef in one of the lowest point in his life and he had no choice but to move back to Omsk and leave behind his beloved Gambia wife, Aisha. The two would maintain contact online through Facebook.

In Omsk, Yosef would apply the knowledge he learned growing coffee in the Gambia to land a job at Кофебус (Coffee Bus) This would new career in coffee would help keep his mind off of his far-away wife in Gambia until June 12, 2018 (Aisha and Yosef's 2nd anniversary) that him and Aleksey would learn of the other's camaraderie with Aisha. After learning they had both married the same woman, Aleksey and Yosef would grow hate towards each other that would all be concluded in The Worse Days.

After "killing" Aleksey in the Gambian Holiday, Yosef was consumed with guilt. This worsened after the tragic events of the GamBABY Jam ALL STAR EDITION. Finally, he acquiescently joined his grandfather BOB on a mission to save the fertility of Mr. Sioux Red, which ended with Aleksey being brought back to life in a new, altered form.

Yosef is portrayed by Steve Buschemi in the Meena Productions 2020 film Bob and Yosef's Worst Days.

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