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Anna Romanov
Anna Romanov
| Name | Anna Romanov |
| Birth | 1954 |
| Parents | Rada K. Romanov BOB |
| Spouse | Unknown |
| Children | Yosef Romanov Kelley Ann Gurevich |
| Career | Coffee |
| Known for | Coffee |
Anna Romanov is a Russian bean enthusiast, the mother of Yosef Romanov and Kelley Ann Gurevich, the aunt of Aleksey Pivovarov, and the grandmother of Dmitriy Gurevich.
Early Life
Anna was born immediately after her mother escaped from Azerbaijan. Her father was a runaway ghost hunter known only as BOB, and she had no relationship with him as a child.
She was raised working on the Soviet-run Kepelkeker Farms, as she and her mother were grandfathered in for being a part of the Kepelkeker lineage. She attended no school throughout the duration of her life, and spent her time studying not just coffee but beans in general. Despite her illiteracy, she enjoyed multiple spotlights of fame as a playwright.
Plays and Later Days
After creating a popular Soviet propaganda play called "The Hammer and the Sickle: A Situational Comedy," she fooled around with an unknown Cossack actor and was soon giving birth to Yosef Romanov at the age of twelve. Her mother Rada was proud that she had furthered the bloodline so quickly and began to care for Yosef more than she did. Soon enough, Anna was called to the United States by the CIA to create an American play called "The Stars and the Stripes: A Situational Comedy" and was moved to the United States, leaving Yosef with Rada.
In the United States Anna remained until 1981, and in 1975, after hooking up with a random German-American actor, she gave birth to Kelley Ann Gurevich. Kelley Ann spent the first 6 years of her life in Hollywood, but at the begining of Glasnost and the decline of the Cold War, the CIA returned and forced Anna and Kelley Ann back to Omsk where they returned to the farm.
Soon again, Anna ended up leaving the farm to begin a hunt for Gak Rasputin, the person who would hypothetically be the one to inherit the farms should capitalism be brought to Russia, as it seemed it was. Kelley Ann was left at the farm and Anna searched without success for 16 years. By then, it was too late, her fourteen-year-old daughter had already managed to become the primary heir apparent to the farm property.
Rejected by the family and without money, she began her next journey: a quest to find her father, the legendary BOB. She has been travelling around the world, following paranormal trails and experiencing Gar in person at least once.