Woeful Jack
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Woeful Jack
| Name | N/A |
| Birth | 1945 |
| Spouse | Pepe Silvia |
Woeful Jack is a hemigod in the form of a mannequin head. Formed in the nuclear aftermath of the Trinity Nuclear Test in 1945, it is fused to Pepito of the Irradiated Bastards, with whom a romantic relationship seems to have developed.
By making eye contact with Woe Jack's functional styrofoam eyes, one becomes instantly aware of the darkest realities about oneself as a person.