Charles Sumner Jagodzinski
Charles "Champion" Sumner Jagodzinski is an American politician from the We Love America Yay Party (since 2021) who served as Speaker of the House from January 2023 through December 2024.
In December, 2024, he was beaten to an inch of his life by Donna Schlagenkampf during the Caning of Jagodzinski. While recovering in the hospital, he announced his resignation. In January, he was replaced with Myrna Oilwell as Speaker of the House.
After recovering in the hospital for 2 months and being ordered to go into physical therapy for two years, Charles refused, insisting that this was not the way to become a "Champion." He had been advised by former Senator Marco Rubio to try a more experimental form of medicine, one that could be found in Bimini, a supposed "fountain of youth" located in The Flahamas.