Fifth-Dimensional Perambulator

Santiago riding the Perambulator on his way to 0i+0j, a bundle of Orkney tea stems in hand.

The Fifth-Dimensional Perambulator is a Sterility construct devised and built by Nuck Chorris, which, while not fifth-dimensional itself, facilitates translation across the Imaginary Plane.

Nuck doesn’t actually make use of the Perambulator, as he doesn’t need it, but it is frequently used by his butler, Santiago Petterson, do dump dangerous byproducts of the tea-making process at the Safe Asymptote.

As a sterility construct, the Perambulator requires a considerable amount of Sterility to use and is designed to be operated only by a seasoned C.H.E.S. master.