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Suzie Quarentino Kepelkeker
Suzie Q Kepelkeker
| Name | Suzie Quarentino Kepelkeker |
| Birth | May 9th, 1995 |
| Death | Still alive (age 23) |
| Parents | Quentin Quarentino (Father) Susanna Hennson (Mother) |
| Spouse | Caesar Kepelkeker |
| Career | Cosplay Photographer |
| Known for | Satanism |
Traits
| Species | Human |
| Provenance | Russian-American |
| Height | 5'3" |
| Weight | 95 lbs |
| Eye Colour | hazel |
| Fertility | High |
| Ability | can control nearby breezes and turn things invisible with it |
| Dimension | -17i |
Suzie Q Kepelkeker is an American-Russian cosplay photographer and Satanist. She is the husband of hockey player Caesar Kepelkeker. She is personal friends with Jolyne Joyce Johnston.
Along with being extrafertile, Suzie has the ability Windrag, which lets her control the breeze and use it to turn select objects transparent for short amounts of time.
Biography
Suzie Kruschov Quarentino was born in Omsk, Russia, in late 1995, the daughter of Emiliano Gambino Quarentino, a Sicilian abstract artist, and Maria Oblonsky, a seamstress from Дружино, Omsk, Russia. Her parents, convinced that Napster would become a universal hegemonic source of online music, created their own music platform in Russia to be competition against Napster, while simultaneously they put all their money in stocks in favor of Napster. By 2002, the family was destitute, and they moved onto the nearby Kepelkeker Farms as indentured servants. There, young Suzie befriended the Boy Next Door, Caesar Kepelkeker. After the invasion of Gak Rasputin, the matriarch of Caesar's family, Rada K. Romanov, was quite concerned with the continuation of her bloodline, so she paid for the plane tickets and visas of anyone who wanted to escape to Miami. Suzie lost her father to the mighty Yeth Hounds, and she begged her crush, Caesar, to take in her and her mother as part of the family and head to America. Caesar asked Rada, and Rada immediately declared the two married, even though Suzie was 7 years old and Caesar was 10. Although not legally, from that day on, Suzie and Caesar were technically married by Rada's standards.
After Gak's War ended, Caesar returned to Russia to pursue a career in hockey. Suzie and Maria remained in Miami, to live a life far away from the tragedy. Caesar would return frequently, but otherwise, Suzie was left an introverted child, who quickly took hold of the community of middle-school fandoms. She found herself in a rabbit hole of content that would find her an edgy Tumblr girl by 2012.
Her friends in High School were few in number, but very close. Jolyne Joyce Johnston was a distant family friend and Suzie's best friend for life. She would try to ignore Mung Brigham and Kyle Mendez as best as possible, but they would still sometimes end up at her anime-viewing parties. Unfortunately, Mung Brigham would become her first kiss at one of said parties. Over the course of high school, she would be sporadically visited by her "husband" Caesar Kepelkeker, and also by her now brother-in-law, Aleksey Pivovarov, who gave her an interest in the occult.