Woeful Jack

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Woeful Jack

NameN/A
Birth1945
SpousePepe Silvia

Woeful Jack is a hemigod in the form of a mannequin head. Formed in the nuclear aftermath of the Trinity Nuclear Test in 1945, it is fused to Pepito of the Irradiated Bastards, with whom a romantic relationship seems to have developed.

By making eye contact with Woe Jack's functional styrofoam eyes, one becomes instantly aware of the darkest realities about oneself as a person.

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