Fifth-Dimensional Perambulator

The Perambulator

The Perambulator in a storage room at Nuck’s castle, showing the usual distortions that tend to accompany sterility constructs

Type	Vehicle
Effects	Intraplanar translation
Power	9/10
Source	Created by Nuck

Santiago riding the Perambulator on his way to 0i+0j, a bundle of Orkney tea stems in hand.

The Fifth-Dimensional Perambulator is a Sterility construct devised and built by Nuck Chorris, which, while not fifth-dimensional itself, facilitates translation across the Imaginary Plane.

As a sterility construct, the Perambulator requires a considerable amount of Sterility to use and is designed to be operated only by a seasoned C.H.E.S. master. According to Nuck, the shape of a perambulator is considered ‘aerodynamic’ for moving intraplanar translation, reducing quantum ‘drag’ and allowing for farther translation while using less sterility.

Nuck doesn’t actually make use of the Perambulator, as he doesn’t need it, but it is frequently used by his butler, Santiago Petterson, do dump dangerous byproducts of the tea-making process at the Safe Asymptote.