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{{Biography|title1 = Woeful Jack|image1 = Woe.png|name = N/A|birth = 1945|spouse = Pepe Silvia}}Woeful Jack is a [[hemigod]] in the form of a mannequin head. Formed in the nuclear aftermath of the Trinity Nuclear Test in 1945, it is fused to [[Pepito]] of the [[Irradiated Bastards]], with whom a romantic relationship seems to have developed.
{{Biography|title1 = Woeful Jack|image1 = Woe.png|name = N/A|birth = 1945|spouse = Pepe Silvia}}Woeful Jack is a [[hemigod]] in the form of a mannequin head. Formed in the nuclear aftermath of the Trinity Nuclear Test in 1945, it is fused to [[Pepito]] of the [[Irradiated Bastards]], with whom a romantic relationship seems to have developed.


By making eye contact with Woe Jack's functional styrofoam eyes, one becomes instantly aware of the darkest realities about him/herself as a person.
By making eye contact with Woe Jack's functional styrofoam eyes, one becomes instantly aware of the darkest realities about oneself as a person.
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:People]]

Latest revision as of 16:08, 2 July 2024

Woeful Jack

NameN/A
Birth1945
SpousePepe Silvia

Woeful Jack is a hemigod in the form of a mannequin head. Formed in the nuclear aftermath of the Trinity Nuclear Test in 1945, it is fused to Pepito of the Irradiated Bastards, with whom a romantic relationship seems to have developed.

By making eye contact with Woe Jack's functional styrofoam eyes, one becomes instantly aware of the darkest realities about oneself as a person.