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Kevin Skittersby was a British semi-professional rugby player from -17.1i. | Kevin Skittersby was a British semi-professional rugby player from -17.1i. | ||
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Kevin Skittersby
Kevin in his Britain Appreciation Room with his pet chimp Gideon Shimp
| Birth | October 1994 |
| Death | July 2022 (-17.1i) still alive (-17i, etc.) |
Kevin Skittersby was a British semi-professional rugby player from -17.1i.
When that timeline approached falsehood during The Wrong Days, he got into a brawl with his former childhood friend Woodborough Gloucestershire. Not realizing he had been cosmically imbued with high levels of Fertility, a single punch to Woodborough's face converted Woodborough into the "Woodborough Gloucestershire Problem," an impenetrable glitch in reality that began by splitting the United Kingdom in half and gradually cleaved the world into several mutually inaccessable pieces.
The fight occured in November of 2021, and in July of 2022 Kevin would be hanged for potentially destroying the world with one punch. The Chosen one did not appreciate his actions that day.