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His favourite beverage is algae tea. When and how exactly he gained sentience and how he manages to turn algae into tea is still disputed. | His favourite beverage is algae tea. When and how exactly he gained sentience and how he manages to turn algae into tea is still disputed. | ||
King Arthur speaks 6 languages: Welsh, Cornish, Breton, Scottish-Gaelic, Pictish, and Faroese. He staunchly refuses to learn English as he considers it ‘the language of the barbarians who invaded our homeland’. | King Arthur speaks 6 languages: Welsh, Cornish, Breton, Scottish-Gaelic, Pictish, and Faroese (as well as historical variants of these languages). He staunchly refuses to learn English as he considers it ‘the language of the barbarians who invaded our homeland’. | ||
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King Arthur
| Birth | -17i+435j (allegedly) |
| Children | Over 1,000,000,000 |
| Career | Monarch |
| Known for | Tea |
King Arthur is a sentient Alaskan king crab and C.H.E.S. founding member and Grand Master. He is not to be confused with the famous historical figure of the same name, who was named after him.
His favourite beverage is algae tea. When and how exactly he gained sentience and how he manages to turn algae into tea is still disputed.
King Arthur speaks 6 languages: Welsh, Cornish, Breton, Scottish-Gaelic, Pictish, and Faroese (as well as historical variants of these languages). He staunchly refuses to learn English as he considers it ‘the language of the barbarians who invaded our homeland’.