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[[Orkney Earl Black]] tea, more commonly referred to as simply '''Orkney Tea''' or '''Earl Black tea''', is the contemporary name given to the tea grown and brewed personally by [[Nuck Chorris]] in Orkney. The plant used to brew the tea is a cross-breed between [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camellia_sinensis the common tea plant] and local elements of the Scottish flora. In common [[C.H.E.S.]] parlance, ‘Earl Black tea’ always refers to the [[oversteeping|oversteeped]] form of this tea. | [[Orkney Earl Black]] tea, more commonly referred to as simply '''Orkney Tea''' or '''Earl Black tea''', is the contemporary name given to the tea grown and brewed personally by [[Nuck Chorris]] in Orkney. The plant used to brew the tea is a cross-breed between [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camellia_sinensis the common tea plant] and local elements of the Scottish flora known only to Nuck. In common [[C.H.E.S.]] parlance, ‘Earl Black tea’ always refers to the [[oversteeping|oversteeped]] form of this tea. | ||
Earl Black tea is extremely volatile and very sensitive to even the most minute changes in the steeping process: having perfected both the plant and his steeping procedure over the course of centuries, Nuck arrived at the conclusion that the tea must steep for a little over 7 minutes (exactly 7.052,111,401,053,677,642,8 minutes, to be precise) to become ready for consumption. Oversteeping it by the tiniest amount can render it almost unfit for consumption even to high-ranking [[C.H.E.S.]] members | Earl Black tea is extremely volatile and very sensitive to even the most minute changes in the steeping process: having perfected both the plant and his steeping procedure over the course of centuries, Nuck arrived at the conclusion that the tea must steep for a little over 7 minutes (exactly 7.052,111,401,053,677,642,8 minutes, to be precise) to become ready for consumption. Oversteeping it by the tiniest amount can render it almost unfit for consumption even to high-ranking [[C.H.E.S.]] members, though even properly steeped Orkney tea would readily grant immediate [[Super Death]] to anyone not accustomed to drinking high-[[Sterility]] tea. | ||
The name is a reference to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Grey_tea Earl Grey] tea; Nuck thought that the ‘Grey’ referred to the colour of the tea (rather than to Earl Charles Grey), and since Orkney tea is a deep black—resembling tar in colour, consistency, and texture—Nuck decided to call his tea the ‘Earl Black tea of Orkney’. | The name is a reference to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Grey_tea Earl Grey] tea; Nuck thought that the ‘Grey’ referred to the colour of the tea (rather than to Earl Charles Grey), and since Orkney tea is a deep black—resembling tar in colour, consistency, and texture—Nuck decided to call his tea the ‘Earl Black tea of Orkney’. | ||
Latest revision as of 16:11, 7 February 2026
Orkney Earl Black tea, more commonly referred to as simply Orkney Tea or Earl Black tea, is the contemporary name given to the tea grown and brewed personally by Nuck Chorris in Orkney. The plant used to brew the tea is a cross-breed between the common tea plant and local elements of the Scottish flora known only to Nuck. In common C.H.E.S. parlance, ‘Earl Black tea’ always refers to the oversteeped form of this tea.
Earl Black tea is extremely volatile and very sensitive to even the most minute changes in the steeping process: having perfected both the plant and his steeping procedure over the course of centuries, Nuck arrived at the conclusion that the tea must steep for a little over 7 minutes (exactly 7.052,111,401,053,677,642,8 minutes, to be precise) to become ready for consumption. Oversteeping it by the tiniest amount can render it almost unfit for consumption even to high-ranking C.H.E.S. members, though even properly steeped Orkney tea would readily grant immediate Super Death to anyone not accustomed to drinking high-Sterility tea.
The name is a reference to Earl Grey tea; Nuck thought that the ‘Grey’ referred to the colour of the tea (rather than to Earl Charles Grey), and since Orkney tea is a deep black—resembling tar in colour, consistency, and texture—Nuck decided to call his tea the ‘Earl Black tea of Orkney’.