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{{Biography|title1 = Gak Rasputin|image1 = GAK RASPUTIN.jpg|caption1 = Gak's 2013 Skype Profile|name = Nikolas Romanov, later changed to Gak Rasputin|birth = February 6th, 1939|death = Still Alive(Age 79)|parents = Rada K Romanov, Eyfim Romanov Romanov|spouse = Unknown|children = Baglaff Rasputin the Red|career = Wolverine poacher|known_for = The}}Gak Rasputin is a Kazakh wolverine poacher. He is the daughter of [[Rada K. Romanov]] and Eyfim Romanov Romanov. Raised mostly in the woods in the company of only animals, he speaks no language but rather communicates with a hoarse inverse whinnie. | {{Biography|title1 = Gak Rasputin|image1 = GAK RASPUTIN.jpg|caption1 = Gak's 2013 Skype Profile|name = Nikolas Romanov, later changed to Gak Rasputin|birth = February 6th, 1939|death = Still Alive(Age 79)|parents = Rada K Romanov, Eyfim Romanov Romanov|spouse = Unknown|children = Baglaff Rasputin the Red|career = Wolverine poacher|known_for = The}}Gak Rasputin is a Kazakh wolverine poacher. He is the daughter of [[Rada K. Romanov]] and Eyfim Romanov Romanov. Raised mostly in the woods in the company of only animals, he speaks no language but rather communicates with a hoarse inverse whinnie. | ||
Angered that [[Kepelkeker Farms Scandal|his mother was not giving him the Kepelkeker Farms]], he utilized the biomass of his wolverines to learn wizardry and made a deal with the Ghost King of the Caspian, [[Gar]]. Gar gave Gak the ability to summon subdevine creatures known as Yeth Hounds (dogs with the bodies of bats who could drain the life force from mortal humans). He lost the war against [[BOB]] and the [[Hallowed Council of Severe Thunderstorms|Hallowed Council]] and BOB soon approached Gar, who appreciated BOB's [[Haunt of Baku|1954 donation of fertility]]. Gar then sided with BOB and stripped Gak of his ability to command the Yeth. | Angered that [[Kepelkeker Farms Scandal|his mother was not giving him the Kepelkeker Farms]], he utilized the biomass of his wolverines to learn wizardry and made a deal with the Ghost King of the Caspian, [[Gar]]. Gar gave Gak the ability to summon subdevine creatures known as Yeth Hounds (dogs with the bodies of bats who could drain the life force from mortal humans). | ||
He lost the war against [[BOB]] and the [[Hallowed Council of Severe Thunderstorms|Hallowed Council]] and BOB soon approached Gar, who appreciated BOB's [[Haunt of Baku|1954 donation of fertility]]. Gar then sided with BOB and stripped Gak of his ability to command the Yeth. | |||
Gak Rasputin has one child, [[Baglaff Rasputin the Red]], with wife [[Marthasvineyard Stanislav]] . | Gak Rasputin has one child, [[Baglaff Rasputin the Red]], with wife [[Marthasvineyard Stanislav]] . | ||
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Gak Rasputin
| Name | Nikolas Romanov, later changed to Gak Rasputin |
| Birth | February 6th, 1939 |
| Death | Still Alive(Age 79) |
| Parents | Rada K Romanov, Eyfim Romanov Romanov |
| Spouse | Unknown |
| Children | Baglaff Rasputin the Red |
| Career | Wolverine poacher |
| Known for | The |
Gak Rasputin is a Kazakh wolverine poacher. He is the daughter of Rada K. Romanov and Eyfim Romanov Romanov. Raised mostly in the woods in the company of only animals, he speaks no language but rather communicates with a hoarse inverse whinnie.
Angered that his mother was not giving him the Kepelkeker Farms, he utilized the biomass of his wolverines to learn wizardry and made a deal with the Ghost King of the Caspian, Gar. Gar gave Gak the ability to summon subdevine creatures known as Yeth Hounds (dogs with the bodies of bats who could drain the life force from mortal humans).
He lost the war against BOB and the Hallowed Council and BOB soon approached Gar, who appreciated BOB's 1954 donation of fertility. Gar then sided with BOB and stripped Gak of his ability to command the Yeth.
Gak Rasputin has one child, Baglaff Rasputin the Red, with wife Marthasvineyard Stanislav .