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The War for Catalina Island: America's Last Bastion for Freedom

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The War for Catalina Island: America's Last Bastion for Freedom is a 2021 film by Meena Productions, which saw United States President Jeffrey Meena direct, produce, and star in the film (as himself). It showcases the events of the 2022 War of Церпх, ending with the dropping of nuclear weapons on Catalina Island.

This film was, in fact, both propaganda and a psy-op, as it portrayed Meena and the US government as unquestionably heroic figures fighting to stop the "superbug" created by scientists supported by the Guardians of the Galaxy from getting into the United States mainland. It also portrayed Meena's use of nuclear weapons as part of a fictional but hypothetical future, as the film was released about two months before the island was purported to be destroyed. The island, of course, was not actually destroyed, and the Guardians were not responsible for the conflict, but rather the Bean Boarders, who in reality conquered the island and turned it into a series of coffee plantations.

"Oh hell to the yes, give them that super BUG!" - a famous line uttered by the film's main antagonist, Howard Wolowitz[1], portrayed by Ivaan Khan Sharma.

  1. Note: Howard Wolowitz was not involved in the War of Церпх - he was chosen to be the main antagonist specifically to make the Guardians of the Galaxy look bad.