Tay Gritty
Tay Gritty
| Birth | 1953 |
| Spouse | Tiane Gritty |
| Children | Towel Gritty, Yanna Gritty |
| Career | Men's Health Writer |
| Known for | accidents |
Traits
| Species | Human |
| Provenance | Hwite Arkansan |
| Height | 5'7" |
| Weight | 167 lbs |
| Eye Colour | grey/blue |
| Fertility | above average |
| Ability | Two Trucks |
| Dimension | -17i |
Tay Gritty is an Arkansan man, a professional mudder during the 1980's Jeep Cherokee hype days. After retiring, he became quite invested in the art of men's health. He needed a degree to be qualified for the job at Boys Gone Truckin' Magazine, so he applied for the quickest degree program available, that being a bachelor's degree in Technicalities from the Quimperlé United Institute of Technicalities. In 1991, he got the job as the men's health writer.
Tay Gritty is known for writing bad advice on how to increase fertility. While he is in fact extrafertile, most of what he thinks is making him that way is actually what keeps him from being even more powerful.
His ability, Two Trucks, is quite weak due to his miscalculations, but it allows him to imbue sentience into the trucks in his garage. These trucks cannot control their movements, and their intelligence is akin to the level of a macaw or a grackle. They moan to him for gas and oil and affection.