Orange Lid Act
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Orange Lid Act
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| Date | November 24th, 2020 |
| Perpetrator | Crimson Bean |
The Executive Order to Solve the Coffee Crisis At Home And Abroad, popularly called the Orange Lid Act, was an executive order signed by Crimson Bean in the skin of Donald Trump.
On November 24th, 2020, Crimson Trump publicly introduced the Orange Lid Act, banning the import of coffee to the United States. It also included a UN-approved initiative to use "humanitarian forces" in countries that produced coffee, including the Gambia.
Secret police began infiltrating corporate coffee storages, such as those from Starbucks, Dunkin' Donuts, and Keurig, leeching the caffeine and fertility from it.