Mr. Sioux Red
Mr. Sioux Red
| Name | Real name unknown |
| Birth | 1843 |
| Death | 1920 (Resurrected in 1984 by BOB) |
| Parents | Unknown |
| Spouse | Mrs. Jaraya Blue |
| Children | Sioux Red Jr. |
| Career | Overseer at Coffee Haus 10 |
Mr. Sioux Red is a close friend and trusted Gambian business partner to Aleksey who granted him the job of overseeing Coffee Haus 10 while Aleksey was away on other business ventures. He lives a dangerous life by being associated with coffee in the Gambia where the punishment for possesion of a single bean is a felony and could result in 10 years of prision at the minimum. Not much is know about his life before The Caffeinated Death of 2016 except that he was a coffee farmer. His son Sioux Red Jr. is the head of the controversial Coffee Liberation Front (CLF). He was killed in an anti-coffee terrorist attack in 1920 and his soul remained in purgatory until being resurrected by BOB in 1984 in exchange for his fertility. But they agreed that he should have a son first, so he impregnated a random woman who would become his wife, Mrs. Jaraya Blue. This child would be Sioux Red Jr.
Sioux's ability, Old Siam, Sir, empowers others through his telling of horrific stories from his lifetime.