Kepel Keker

Kepel Keker

Holy portrayal of the often canonized "Bean Saint" being shown the way by the Virgin Mary, circa 1692

Name	Saint Kepel Keker
Birth	circa 1561
Death	1749 (188 years old)
Parents	unknown
Spouse	unknown
Career	Coffee saint

Kepel Keker, also known as the Patron Saint of Coffee Beans in pre-Soviet Russian Orthodoxy(even though he was religiously Muslim), was the first descendent of the Sibir Khanate to create Siberian Coffee Plantations. He claimed that the coffee beans were a gift from "the angels." He would lead the Kepelkeker Farms from 1601 to 1749, living for 188 years thanks to the alleged "mystical powers" of the coffee bean. The truth was, in fact, that he had been shown by The Crimean Man the art of extracting fertility from coffee beans.