Coffee Haus 7
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Coffee Haus 7
| Leader(s) | Sheera Sheeraz Teal |
| Value | 38 Dalasi |
Coffee Haus 7 was the newest and weakest COFFEE HAUS property of them all. It was built out of sticks by Bnsang resident Sheera Sheeraz Teal after her local mosque purchased a Windows 95 computer with satellite internet access in 2009. Sheera proceeded to create a blog for coffee. When COFFEE HAUS discovered this, they added her to the team, since they had somehow managed to skip the number 7 when creating their business empire. The place received one customer before it was kicked over by Seedy Buba in the Battle of Gambian Tributary Number Twelve, making its all time worth 38 Dalasi, or 76 cents in US dollars.