Carlos Søren Magnussen

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Carlos Søren Magnussen

CSM relaxing at the 121st annual
Oolong Drinking Contest
Birth11 April -11i+1882
Death-17i+1970 (turned Super Ghost)
ParentsUnknown; father is presumably called ‘Magnus’
CareerC.H.E.S.

Traits

SterilityUnknown; at least 2,718,281,828.459

Carlos Søren Magnussen, born 11 April 1882 in Skagen, Denmark, more commonly referred to as CSM, is a Danish-Argentinian C.H.E.S. Grand Master and Super Ghost.

Not much is known about his life, save that Carlos met a perhaps not so untimely end during the 77th annual Oolong Drinking Contest at Burong.

Traits

CSM has a tendency to always arrive far earlier than he should no matter where he goes to: when he was still alive, he would frequently arrive at stores hours before they opened and just... stand there and wait.

This proved to be to his detriment when he showed up early at the 77th Oolong Drinking Contest, leading to him being the only C.H.E.S. casualty at the 1970 Sinking of Burong, as all the other masters either felt the sinking and decided to move the event elsewhere, or arrived on time to discover Burong had already sunken.