Captain Jacques Spereaux
Jacques Spereaux
| Name | Jacques Spereaux |
| Birth | 1895 |
| Spouse | Amelia Earhart |
| Children | Meet-The-Real-Son-Of-Amelia-Earhart Spereaux |
| Career | Guano Piracy |
"Captain" Jacques Spereaux is a French-Mexican pirate with an Entangled Form, a dog-type that he named Crunch. Headquartered in the semi-unclaimed island of Clipperton in the Pacific Ocean, he used its main natural resource, guano, and his ability to decrease the physical phenomenon of buoyancy, to engage in piracy in the eastern Pacific Ocean.
In 1940, he met Amelia Earhart, the pilot who went missing while attempting to fly over the Pacific Ocean. He offered her a service she could not refuse- a chance at beginning a new life. Their brief, unofficial "marriage" culminated in her assuming the identity of a New Jersey woman named Irene Craigmile Bolam, only after their one year relationship produced a child.
Trying to profit off budding conspiracy theories about the survival of Earhart, Spereaux didn't give his child a name, bringing him to vacation towns along the Gulf of California, in a tourist trap called "Meet The REAL Son Of Amelia Earhart!!!" After the initial hype of the theory wore off and the American and Mexican public became more concerned with World War 2, Spereaux had his son christened as Meet-The-Real-Son-Of-Amelia-Earhart Spereaux, and sent him off to live in a Catholic Monastery in Durango under the tutelage of Father Eusebio Chanclas Borrador de Santa Ana.
Spereaux continued his guano capers throughout the 20th century, being apparently genuinely confused as to why his aging process seemed to be so slow. After meddling with the diplomatic relations between Papua New Guinea and New Caledonia in 2018, he met a new adversary, a couple of False Reflections named Waffle Man and Woman of Beer.
In the Bougainville Mixup of 2024, Spereaux successfully murdered Waffle Man in broad daylight, though he remained extant.
From there he negotiated with the Bean Boarders to gain access to the Panama Canal and began claiming various guano-coated Cays in the Caribbean. Eventually he set up shop on the island of Bimini, where he quickly came into conflict with Marco Rubio and the Fountain of Youth. He joined forces with the keeper of the Bimini Healing Pool, Super Barbarossa, to keep Rubio from accessing immortality.