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Kepel Keker
Kepel Keker
Holy portrayal of the often canonized "Bean Saint" being shown the way by the Virgin Mary, circa 1692
| Name | Saint Kepel Keker |
| Birth | circa 1561 |
| Death | 1749 (188 years old) |
| Parents | unknown |
| Spouse | unknown |
| Career | Coffee saint |
Kepel Keker, also known as the Patron Saint of Coffee Beans in pre-Soviet Russian Orthodoxy(even though he was religiously Muslim), was the first descendent of the Sibir Khanate to create Siberian Coffee Plantations. He claimed that the coffee beans were a gift from "the angels." He would lead the Kepelkeker Farms from 1601 to 1749, living for 188 years thanks to the alleged "mystical powers" of the coffee bean. The truth was, in fact, that he had been shown by The Crimean Man the art of extracting fertility from coffee beans.