Oversteeping

Oversteeping is the act of steeping tea for far longer than you usually would, with the express purpose of imbuing it with sterility that is then conferred upon the drinker.

How long tea must be oversteeped to be considered ‘ready’ is highly dependent on the type of tea, but usually, the time is somewhere between 3 and 30 days. There are, however, exceptions to this. For instance, the artificial Orkney Earl Black tea of Nuck’s creation is exceptionally prone to oversteeping: having perfected both the plant and his steeping procedure over the course of centuries, Nuck discovered that his tea must steep for a little over 7 minutes (exactly 7.052,111,401,053,677,642,8 minutes, to be precise) to become ready for consumption. Orkney tea in particular is so volatile that even oversteeping it by the tiniest amount can render it almost unfit for consumption even to high-ranking C.H.E.S. members.