Marco Rubio

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Marco Rubio

Marco Rubio discussing Florida's plan to merge with The Bahamas, 2022.
NameMarco Rubio
BirthMay 28, 1971
CareerUS Senator from Florida, High Prince of The Flahamas
Known forruling The Flahamas, being horrifically burned by Tropical Hellfire Armando

Marco Rubio is a former Senator from the United States and the High Prince of the Principality of The Flahamas.

His charred appearance, which became part of his brand image, was caused by severe burns inflicted by Tropical Hellfire Armando in August 2021.

In 2024, he successfully led a campaign to bring Florida and the Bahamas together as one independent nation, the Principality of the Flahamas. Naturally, he became its High Prince on January 1st, 2025.

Quest for Immortality

During his time as a US Senator in 2022, Rubio met Joaquin De Los Pavos while at a salon in Palm Peach. As Joaquin was looking "radiant," Rubio asked what his skincare routine was, to which Joaquin responded "La fuente."

Curious, Rubio spent many days and nights with Joaquin learning about the power of tobacco and the healing pools of Bimini. Combined, these could cure Rubio's hideous scars and make him "young and beautiful" for centuries.