Irradiated Bastards

Irradiated Bastards

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selfie in the Alamogordo Walmart bathroom, 2013

Founded

1945

The Irradiated Bastards are a protected class of individuals who did not evacuate the Trinity Site during the first nuclear detonation near White Sands, New Mexico. The government declared that they never existed. Meanwhile, they were granted permission to freely roam the land between the Continental Divide and Alamogordo, New Mexico. They are forbidden to leave, and are he reason why the White Sands Regional Park has closing hours.

Something is off about them, and those who survived the initial blasts cannot seem to die. Those who did die in the initial blasts became some variety of ghost.

The leader of their family is a man named Pepe Silvia, known as Pepito.

That being said, the government avidly claims that "There is no Pepe Silvia!"