The Crash of Lithuania

The Crash of Lithuania

Date	January 16th, 2011
Location	Vilnius, Lithuania
Death Toll	3
Perpetrator	Gabbu Chai
Involved	Barista Armed Forces

The Crash of Lithuania was the assassination of Valentin and Margarita Pivovarov by a Gambian man hired by Karl Marx Gurevich. The attack was set up in a way that blamed Yosef Romanov.

Setup

During the Gambian front of the Kepelkeker Farms Scandal, Karl marx Gurevich was working behind the scenes to turn his cousins Aleksey Pivovarov and Yosef Romanov against each other. They had a strong bond, and Karl struggled to find a way. He had multiple Gambian spies around the Russosphere. He found an oppurtunity when Barista Armed Forces spy Gabbu Chai reported that Aleksey's parents, Valentin Pivovarov and Margarita Kepelkeker, were on vacation in the Lithuania city of Vilnius, driving a Ferrari California.

The Crash

Gabbu Chai bought a BMW M4 in cash using funds from the Kepelkeker Farms on January 12th, and installed a tracking device under the hood of the Pivovarov Ferrari. He began driving at 6:34 AM. The Pivovarovs began driving through Vilnius to get breakfast at 6:37 AM, headed for BIGG EGG breakfast restaurant. By 6:45, Chai was behind the Pivovarovs. He turned on a street one block before the correct turn for BIGG EGG and went around the block, colliding with the Pivovarov Ferrari on the right side, killing all three people involved.

The Investigation and The Implication

Investigation found Gabbu Chai to not be under the influence, leading many to believe that this was an organized attack. The origins of the car being unknown also led to the thought that this was an organized attack. Soon the tracking device was found along with a note in the glove compartment that read "With love, Yosef." This, of course, was written in Karl Gurevich's handwriting, but as soon as this news reached the Gambia, a heartbroken Aleksey Pivovarov swore vengeance against his cousin.