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A witch doctor attempted to cure Jack by stuffing him in a sack and waterboarding him with a potion mixing baby blood with an "[[Coffee|oriental bean powder]]." Jack died, freshly imbued with [[fertility]]. | A witch doctor attempted to cure Jack by stuffing him in a sack and waterboarding him with a potion mixing baby blood with an "[[Coffee|oriental bean powder]]." Jack died, freshly imbued with [[fertility]]. | ||
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On July 7th, 1940, the Sack Man visited the Cometely household in downtown Liverpool and attempted to steal | On July 7th, 1940, the Sack Man visited the Cometely household in downtown Liverpool and attempted to steal a newborn [[Wrongo Comet]]. With some [[𒀭|divine interference]], the Sack Man was repelled, and the energy transfer at that moment created a [[False Reflection]] that came to be known as [[Ringo Starr]]. The Sack Man was, thus, instrumental in the success of The Beatles. | ||
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Latest revision as of 20:12, 8 July 2026
Sack Man
| Name | Jack |
| Birth | 1312 |
| Death | 1347/NA |
Sack Man is a Goat-Man, the Super Ghost of Liverpool. He serves the Friendly Council under Teshub.
Mortal Life
Sack Man was born as a child named Jack in medieval Liverpool. He trained as a cooper, until the Black Plague reached England. The plague wiped out of much of the town, including Jack.
A witch doctor attempted to cure Jack by stuffing him in a sack and waterboarding him with a potion mixing baby blood with an "oriental bean powder." Jack died, freshly imbued with fertility.
The Beatles
On July 7th, 1940, the Sack Man visited the Cometely household in downtown Liverpool and attempted to steal a newborn Wrongo Comet. With some divine interference, the Sack Man was repelled, and the energy transfer at that moment created a False Reflection that came to be known as Ringo Starr. The Sack Man was, thus, instrumental in the success of The Beatles.