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[[Tea Transfusion]] is the act of replacing some or all of the blood in someone’s body with tea. This is generally done with [[oversteeping|Sterility-infused tea]] and serves as a powerful, albeit also very dangerous, means of bolstering a being’s Sterility. | [[Tea Transfusion]] is the act of replacing some or all of the blood in someone’s body with tea. This is generally done with [[oversteeping|Sterility-infused tea]] and serves as a powerful, albeit also very dangerous, means of bolstering a being’s Sterility. | ||
The most extreme form of Tea Transfusion involves replacing all the blood in one’s body with tea; everyone who has ever tried this was granted [[Super Death]] upon completion of the procedure. The sole exception is [[Nuck Chorris]]: due to the circumstances of his life, his body was already much more accustomed to Sterility than most others, for which reason he managed to adjust his physiology such that the tea could perform the same function in his body that blood usually would in a normal human being. As a result, his Sterility increased greatly and he even stopped aging. | Tea Transfusion can also be done with regular tea, but it usually just leads to either severe illness or the death of the being involved. | ||
The most extreme form of Tea Transfusion involves replacing all the blood in one’s body with tea; everyone who has ever tried this was granted [[Super Death]] upon completion of the procedure. The sole exception is [[Nuck Chorris]], who conducted a Tea Transfusion on himself using his [[Orkney Tea]]: due to the circumstances of his life, his body was already much more accustomed to [[Sterility]] than most others, for which reason he managed to adjust his physiology such that the tea could perform the same function in his body that blood usually would in a normal human being. As a result, his Sterility increased greatly and he even stopped aging. | |||
Latest revision as of 16:13, 7 February 2026
Tea Transfusion is the act of replacing some or all of the blood in someone’s body with tea. This is generally done with Sterility-infused tea and serves as a powerful, albeit also very dangerous, means of bolstering a being’s Sterility.
Tea Transfusion can also be done with regular tea, but it usually just leads to either severe illness or the death of the being involved.
The most extreme form of Tea Transfusion involves replacing all the blood in one’s body with tea; everyone who has ever tried this was granted Super Death upon completion of the procedure. The sole exception is Nuck Chorris, who conducted a Tea Transfusion on himself using his Orkney Tea: due to the circumstances of his life, his body was already much more accustomed to Sterility than most others, for which reason he managed to adjust his physiology such that the tea could perform the same function in his body that blood usually would in a normal human being. As a result, his Sterility increased greatly and he even stopped aging.