Barista Armed Forces

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Barista Armed Forces

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Starbucks Sub-organization
Founded1999
FoundersHoward Schultz, Karl Gurevich
Time Period1999-2016, 2018-present
Historical Context"Not colonizing" times
Members30
Goalsopen the Gambia's coffee to foreign coprorations
Political Ideologycapitalism, libertarianism, pro coffee
AlliesCoffee Haus mages, yahyah Jammeh supporters
EnemiesDecaf Squad

The Barista Armed Forces (BArF) was originally a corporate military organization used in Starbucks' many attempts at colonizing Western Africa, most notably during the Gambian Front of the Kepelkeker Farms Scandal.