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The Chair
The Chair
| Name | Étienne Malgerie and Fleur Dubois |
| Birth | 1976/1985 |
| Spouse | each other |
| Known for | c r i m e |
The Chair is a being crafted from the corrupted matter of two french lovers and a futon that experienced heavy spacetime alteration in 1999 while the criminal lovers Étienne Malgerie and Fleur Dubois were making out passionately while the Paris Police force was busting down their door after a botched political assassination. The spacetime alteration combined their physical manifestation into one being contained within the concept of a seat.
The efficacy of their killing greatly improved, now with the ability to shapeshift into any kind of chair or couch under 10 feet long.
Eventually they found themselves in Miami, Florida, and disguised themselves as a gaming chair in the bedroom of Mung Brigham.