Maribel Sarkeesian
Maribel Sarkeesian
| Name | Maribel Ataturk Sarkeesian |
| Birth | May 20th, 1972 |
| Spouse | Connor Galicia (fake, 2000-2021), Jeffrey Meena (2023-2025) |
| Children | Kyle Galicia, Shyanne Galicia, George Wallace Meena |
| Career | Fashion Model, Politician |
| Known for | 49th Vice President of the USA |
Maribel Ataturk Sarkeesian is a Turkish-american fashion model, politician, former non-voting representative for the Northern Mariana Islands from 2019-2020, and 49th Vice President of the United States of America.
She became Vice President when Jeffrey Meena became president, and a few years later she married Meena, becoming the first lady as well.
Fashion Career
Maribel began her career in Cape Canaveral, Florida, where she worked with several residents there trying to make money modelling. A friend suggested she try out some special coffee from a place called Gucci Bean Haus in 1999, claiming that it would make her "look more fertile." It worked, and she became a regular customer. She became friends with a relative of the owner, another fashion model named Lisa Kepelkeker. The two of them took advantage of their enhanced features and became some of Florida's most prominent models. They advertised themselves as "The Russian and the Turk" which lured in many advertisers of "higher taste."
Maribel believed she was asexual but knew she needed to appear as a family figure as her fame grew, so she "married" Connor Galicia, a blissfully unaware marketing agent for American politician Marco Rubio.
This began Maribel's foray into politics. She decided that it was her time to become a representative for fashion models in the United States, and chose to run for election in an innocuous position, that being the non-voting representative of the Northern Marianas Islands Territory. She and Connor packed their bags and moved to said Pacific Territory, where she ran unsuccessfully for the position eight times before finally winning the race in 2018.
Another aspiring politician, Jeffrey Meena, saw her as an appealing running mate for president in 2020. She accepted his offer in late 2019 and the pair surprisingly won the election.
Maribel immediately divorced Connor Galicia after the election. She never loved him, although during the process of having two children with him, she learned that she was not asexual after all. She soon began an affair with President Meena as Vice President of the United States and the couple announced their marriage to the world in March of 2023. The country was in a bit too much chaos as it was to react strongly to this event.
She gave birth to George Wallace Meena in 2024.