Shawn Nixon

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Shawn Nixon (born "Shawn Exxon") is a being composed entirely of crude oil during a series of experiments by the Exxon Oil corporation in 2002 in preparation for the War in Iraq.

During a hiatus of the war in 2011, he was conscripted by Crimson Obama to use his ability, "Waste Deep in the Big Muddy," to become one with the viscous oil of American oil fields to engage in some "coincidental" fracking. He withstood this gruelling, environmentally-destructive behavior for 7 years at the risk of having his fertility removed. Finally, he escaped from the oil industry by breaking out of his prison in Barrow, Alaska and crossing the north pole, eventually landing in Svalbard, Norway.

He travelled to Sweden and met Mariama Bojang and joined her on her journey south to find a new life in the coffee-rich land of The Gambia.


He joined the Insurgent Narc Fighter’s League of 8 (INFL8) in 2020 at the behest of Adama Barrow.