5600 B.C. Sinking of Burong

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First Sinking of Burong

Date5600 B.C. (Before Coffee)
LocationBurong, the Gambia
Death TollEstimated 200
Damage2 Trillions of кофе
PerpetratorFriendly Council

The 'first' sinking of Burong began in 5600 B.C. at the hands of the Friendly Council as an experiment to create infinite coffee by locking the town in a time loop, each time granting nearly 2 trillion beans of coffee. So far, this process has been carried out approximately (6.3 × 10286) times. (The same amount of times the universe has looped since it.)

The death toll is estimated to be 200 but since they died in a time loop, their souls never leave -17i.

BBB often referred to this event as "an infinite coffee glitch".

Outside of the time loop, there have been at least 7 other Sinkings of Burong.