Dmitriy Heaven Club

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Dmitriy Heaven Club

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A rare snapshot of the backyard of the club headquarters in 2018
Founded2017
FoundersJackie Bean, Jill Meena
Time Period2017-present
Historical ContextCaffeinated Death of 2016
Members25
Goalsembrace the ideology of Dmitriy Gurevich as stated in his manifesto

The Dmitriy Heaven Club is a pseudo-religious cult in California, United States, founded by college dropouts Jackie Bean and Jill Meena, who were inspired by the "heroism" of Dmitriy Gurevich. To them he is a martyr for the cause of eliminating evil coffee and its immoral means of production from the earth. The two teens found Dmitriy's manifesto in a set of leaked emails, and began to preach his words to their friends. The group gained 25 devout members, including a mystical man named Rabo. With his magical skills, the group began to practice rituals. They collect weapons, and engage in roleplay and cinematic features once a week where these kids dress up like certain figures in the Kepelkeker Farms Scandal and perform plays. Rumour has it they are trying to use fertility magic to bring Dmitriy back to the real world.