Kendrick Lamar

Oil Boy Kendrick Exxon

Artists rendition of Kendrick

Birth	2002
Death	2036

Kendrick Exxon, better known as Kendrick Lamar, is an entity composed of oil created by the ExxonMobil Corporation in 2002 in collaboration with the US government during the Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments.

His ability, "Not Like Us," allows him to physically repel materials that don't contain oil from anywhere closer than one foot from the surface of his skin. This made him a perfect agent to commit "natural fracking" and to cause "accidental" oil refinery damage in Iraq. After under a year of utilization by the US military, he escaped and assumed the identity of a normal high schooler. From there, he pursued a lucrative career in rap.