Witch's Coven Party
Witch's Coven Party
Photo | "Brew Or Die" |
Founded | 2017 |
Splits from: | Wiccan Party, Green Party |
Left-Right Stance | Left |
Libertarian-Authoritarian Stance | Authoritarian |
Ideologies | Wizardry, Socialism, Satanic Puritanism |
Allies | We Love America Yay Party (2021-2025) |
The Witch's Coven Party is an American political party spawned from the northern Witch Revolution that took place after Starbucks gained significant global power. The group of witches became a political party in 2017 when Adelheid Smith believed that only a witch president could bring the magical (magycal) powers of coffee to the general populace of the United States. They advocate for the nationalization of Starbucks and the socialization of the coffee industry, as well as for the import of specifically coffee from Siberia and the Gambia. Notable members include Adelheid Smith and Cerrita "Gatita" Romanov.