National Witch Organization

The National Witch Organization (NWO) is a 501c(3) nonprofit organization and Political Action Committee dedicated to aiding rising witches to positions of power in local, state, and federal governments in the United States. It provides funding for, and offers standards of practice and regulations for hundreds of "covens" throughout the United States.

Following the establishment of the Witch's Coven Party, the NWO is the primary fundraiser for the Witch's National Committee (WNC) and its state affiliates.

Membership Requirements

In order to be a card-carrying member of the NWO, one must consistently be able to provide evidence of the following, often with no warning:

• at least 600 mg of caffeine per day consumed
• at least one "ritual" per week
• at least one convert per year
• the ability to survive at least two seconds of Mummyhood upon the consumption of Nirvana Juice before requiring reprieve
• proof of full-time employment
• no evidence of wrinkles on the face or neck
• evidence of arthritis in the hands