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Darby “Crumbleboy” Hatfield (1801-1909) was a doctor and mad scientist who served as a medic for the 17th Michigan during the United States Civil War. He abandoned his post after experiencing “electricity” during the Battle of Antietam. | Darby “Crumbleboy” Hatfield (1801-1909) was a doctor and mad scientist who served as a medic for the 17th Michigan during the United States Civil War. He abandoned his post after experiencing “electricity” during the Battle of Antietam. | ||
From there, he used his newfound talents to bring sentience to wild animals in Confederate territory. | From there, he used his newfound talents to bring sentience to wild animals in Confederate territory. | ||
He was taken captive at the | He was taken captive at the Belle Isle military prison in 1863 after animating the first [[Not Deer]]. | ||
In a | In a Virginia newspaper, he stated that his goal was to “create an army of freedom-fighting forest critters.” In prison, Hatfield experienced brutal conditions, and passed his time granting sentience to various squirrels, chipmunks, bats, wild pigs, and coyotes. One such coyote was “the chupacabra,” according to Hatfield, although nobody had any idea what he was talking about. | ||
During the chaos of the Battle of Walkerton in February of 1864, Hatfield was captured by a group of vampires called the [[All-American Suckers]] who were working on behalf of Abraham Lincoln to eradicate all non-human sentient life. | |||
He was brought covertly across enemy lines to Washington, DC and was presented directly to Abraham Lincoln. Lincoln explained to Hatfield that the Not Deer had joined forces with the Suckers. | |||
Revision as of 02:44, 8 June 2026
Darby “Crumbleboy” Hatfield (1801-1909) was a doctor and mad scientist who served as a medic for the 17th Michigan during the United States Civil War. He abandoned his post after experiencing “electricity” during the Battle of Antietam.
From there, he used his newfound talents to bring sentience to wild animals in Confederate territory. He was taken captive at the Belle Isle military prison in 1863 after animating the first Not Deer. In a Virginia newspaper, he stated that his goal was to “create an army of freedom-fighting forest critters.” In prison, Hatfield experienced brutal conditions, and passed his time granting sentience to various squirrels, chipmunks, bats, wild pigs, and coyotes. One such coyote was “the chupacabra,” according to Hatfield, although nobody had any idea what he was talking about.
During the chaos of the Battle of Walkerton in February of 1864, Hatfield was captured by a group of vampires called the All-American Suckers who were working on behalf of Abraham Lincoln to eradicate all non-human sentient life. He was brought covertly across enemy lines to Washington, DC and was presented directly to Abraham Lincoln. Lincoln explained to Hatfield that the Not Deer had joined forces with the Suckers.