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Not Deer
Several things behaving in a way quite un-deerlike.
| Birth | June 10th, 1862 and beyond |
| Career | observing and collecting |
| Known for | not being deer |
These are not deer. If you see one, it is typically advised to leave the area as quickly as possible.
Typically found in the Appalachian Mountains of the eastern United States, Not Deer are unholy beasts that have existed as a thriving population since the mad experiments of Darby "Crumbleboy" Hatfield during the American Civil War.
Designed to detect and hunt down "vampires," Not Deer quickly turned on their human masters and began to serve their own interests, which coincidentally aligned with those of the All-American Suckers.
In 1982 a herd of Not Deer ransacked the town of Ironton, Ohio, leaving over 480 people dead or missing. Their goal was to acquire the necessary materials to construct a portal to the Ghost Zone.