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{{Biography|title1 = Oil Boy Kendrick Exxon|image1 = kendrick oil.jpg|caption1 = Artists rendition of Kendrick|birth = 2002|death = 2036|known for = oil}} | {{Biography|title1 = Oil Boy Kendrick Exxon|image1 = kendrick oil.jpg|caption1 = Artists rendition of Kendrick|birth = 2002|death = 2036|known for = oil}} | ||
Kendrick Exxon, better known as Kendrick Lamar, is an entity composed of oil created by the ExxonMobil Corporation in 2002 in collaboration with the US government during the [[Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments]]. | Kendrick Exxon, better known as Kendrick Lamar, is an entity composed of oil created by the ExxonMobil Corporation in 2002 in collaboration with the US government during the [[The Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments]]. | ||
His ability, "Not Like Us," allows him to physically repel materials that don't contain oil from anywhere closer than one foot from the surface of his skin. This made him a perfect agent to commit "natural fracking" and to cause "accidental" oil refinery damage in Iraq. After under a year of utilization by the US military, he escaped and assumed the identity of a normal high schooler. From there, he pursued a lucrative career in rap. | His ability, "Not Like Us," allows him to physically repel materials that don't contain oil from anywhere closer than one foot from the surface of his skin. This made him a perfect agent to commit "natural fracking" and to cause "accidental" oil refinery damage in Iraq. After under a year of utilization by the US military, he escaped and assumed the identity of a normal high schooler. From there, he pursued a lucrative career in rap. | ||
Latest revision as of 05:30, 26 July 2026
Oil Boy Kendrick Exxon
Artists rendition of Kendrick
| Birth | 2002 |
| Death | 2036 |
Kendrick Exxon, better known as Kendrick Lamar, is an entity composed of oil created by the ExxonMobil Corporation in 2002 in collaboration with the US government during the The Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments.
His ability, "Not Like Us," allows him to physically repel materials that don't contain oil from anywhere closer than one foot from the surface of his skin. This made him a perfect agent to commit "natural fracking" and to cause "accidental" oil refinery damage in Iraq. After under a year of utilization by the US military, he escaped and assumed the identity of a normal high schooler. From there, he pursued a lucrative career in rap.