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caption = XMAS operatives, one dressed as a police officer, and others posing as bystanders, arresting a man with presumed ties to the Chimney Man| | caption = XMAS operatives, one dressed as a police officer, and others posing as bystanders, arresting a man with presumed ties to the Chimney Man| | ||
founded = 1923| | founded = 1923| | ||
founders = [[Christopher Winter]] | founders = [[Christopher Winter]], [[Martin Gruber]], MI7| | ||
historical_context = [[The Travels of Dagobert Winter|The freeing of the Chimney Man]]| | historical_context = [[The Travels of Dagobert Winter|The freeing of the Chimney Man]]| | ||
goals = Capturing the [[Chimney Man]]| | goals = Capturing the [[Chimney Man]]| | ||
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The '''Examiners of Malfeasances Attributable to Santa''', more commonly known as '''XMAS''', were a joint body of initially the MI7 and later on a reclusive faction of the KGB | The '''Examiners of Malfeasances Attributable to Santa''', more commonly known as '''XMAS''', were a joint body of initially the MI7 and later on a reclusive faction of the KGB whose primary goal was to uncover the meaning behind and purpose of the actions of the [[Chimney Man]] with the aim of eventually re-sealing him. | ||
== The first XMAS == | == The first XMAS == | ||
XMAS was founded by German archaeologist [[Martin Gruber]] after he witnessed the unsealing of the Chimney Man at the [[The Temple of Burong|Temple of Burong]] in 1903. | XMAS was founded by German archaeologist [[Martin Gruber]] after he witnessed the unsealing of the Chimney Man at the [[The Temple of Burong|Temple of Burong]] in 1903. | ||
In 1967, XMAS documented an encounter between the Chimney Man and some random Russian guy. | In 1967, XMAS documented an encounter between the Chimney Man and [[Sergey Yazov|some random Russian guy]]. | ||
The first XMAS was disbanded after all of its members, excluding Martin, were forcefully relocated from -17i+1982j to [[Realm of the Dead|+17i]]+1982j on 24 December 1982. | The first XMAS was disbanded after all of its members, excluding Martin, were forcefully relocated from -17i+1982j to [[Realm of the Dead|+17i]]+1982j on 24 December 1982. | ||
== XMAS 2 == | == XMAS 2 == | ||
After going into hiding for a | After going into hiding for a few decades, Martin reemerged in 2018 and established a new base of operations near a mountain in western Mongolia. Instead of joining forces with certain government agencies like he had done before, which had proven rather ineffective in combatting the Chimney Man, he resolved to focus on quality rather than quantity and set out to assemble a team of extraordinary, or rather, [[extrafertile]], individuals. | ||
To that end, he even visited the German town of Wasserburg am Inn in an attempt to | To that end, he even visited the German town of Wasserburg am Inn in an attempt to [[Second Beer Brawl of 2022|recruit the ‘German Colossus’, Urtinger]]. | ||
Latest revision as of 10:32, 11 January 2026
XMAS
| Founded | 1923 |
| Founders | Christopher Winter, Martin Gruber, MI7 |
| Historical Context | The freeing of the Chimney Man |
| Goals | Capturing the Chimney Man |
| Allies | The Friendly Council |
| Enemies | The Chimney Man |
The Examiners of Malfeasances Attributable to Santa, more commonly known as XMAS, were a joint body of initially the MI7 and later on a reclusive faction of the KGB whose primary goal was to uncover the meaning behind and purpose of the actions of the Chimney Man with the aim of eventually re-sealing him.
The first XMAS
XMAS was founded by German archaeologist Martin Gruber after he witnessed the unsealing of the Chimney Man at the Temple of Burong in 1903.
In 1967, XMAS documented an encounter between the Chimney Man and some random Russian guy.
The first XMAS was disbanded after all of its members, excluding Martin, were forcefully relocated from -17i+1982j to +17i+1982j on 24 December 1982.
XMAS 2
After going into hiding for a few decades, Martin reemerged in 2018 and established a new base of operations near a mountain in western Mongolia. Instead of joining forces with certain government agencies like he had done before, which had proven rather ineffective in combatting the Chimney Man, he resolved to focus on quality rather than quantity and set out to assemble a team of extraordinary, or rather, extrafertile, individuals.
To that end, he even visited the German town of Wasserburg am Inn in an attempt to recruit the ‘German Colossus’, Urtinger.