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{{Biography|title1 = ''Dong Fan''|image1 = Dong fan.png|birth = 2000}}Dong Fan is a Chinese '''boi '''from Chongqing, China. He grew up as a swindler, being the bastard son of the man that <u>didn't do anything</u> at Tienanmen Square in 1989.

He became a master chess player after his mother would spray him with tear gas every time he lost a match, he became exposed to the Imaginary Plane. He began drinking state-mandated coffee at age 15 but it wasn't enough to calm this odd desire for coffee. So, he managed to get himself on the Deep Web and ordered himself some 100% [[Kepelkeker Farms|Kepelkeker]] Coffee from Siberia. With just that little bit of incipient coffee, he became very powerful, with the ability "Changes" that lets him switch out any one variable in a situation. He joined the [[Stressed Out Society]] in 2020.
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