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King Horror — Sun, 12 Apr 2026 22:27:37 GMT

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	* The complexion of an Elf is a dark grey, simply because they are always covered in layers upon layers of coal; no-one actually knows what the natural skin colour of an Elf is.		* The complexion of an Elf is a dark grey, simply because they are always covered in layers upon layers of coal; no-one actually knows what the natural skin colour of an Elf is.
	* Elves are mostly bald; the most hair they have on their bodies is their eye lashes.		* Elves are mostly bald; the most hair they have on their bodies is their eye lashes.

			==Documentary==
			A famous documentary on Elvish language and culture can be found [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJi__6vcUuo here].

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Elves

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			{{Being\|title1 = Elves\|image = elf.png\|caption = a Canary\|species = "Elf"\|imaginary_range = ubiquitous through the Imaginary Plane\|lifespan = up to 400 years\|perception_of_time = cyclical\|entanglement = Fertility}}

	The Elves, if the rumours are true, are [[Fertility]] Constructs designed by the [[Chimney Man]] to fulfill His desires during His approximately 360-day slumber.		The Elves, if the rumours are true, are [[Fertility]] Constructs designed by the [[Chimney Man]] to fulfill His desires during His approximately 360-day slumber.

			==Physical Description==
			* Elves have no lips, making their sharp and pointy teeth, which are designed for the chewing and consumption of Coal, by which they are perpetually stained a dark and dusty black, clearly visible.
			* Elvish tongues are extremely stiff and don’t bend.
			* Elvish eyes are covered in multiple levels of eye lashes to keep the Coal out of their vision. Since the Elvish eye has evolved to thrive in an exceedingly dry and dusty environment, Elves naturally never need to close their eyes and thus lack eyelids.
			* Elves have pointy ears, but they point downwards, so as to not collide with the low ceiling of their mines.
			* Lower-class Elves (below the class of Collier) are typically always hunched down so as to fit in lower tunnels.
			* Elves have inverted knees, so as to improve crawling in tunnel conditions.
			* Elves are closer to Coal golems than biological creatures.
			* The throat and mouth of an Elf is constantly extremely dry due to being coated in Coal dust, which renders their articulation extremely hoarse, strained, and outright grating.
			* The complexion of an Elf is a dark grey, simply because they are always covered in layers upon layers of coal; no-one actually knows what the natural skin colour of an Elf is.
			* Elves are mostly bald; the most hair they have on their bodies is their eye lashes.

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The Elves, if the rumours are true, are [[Fertility]] Constructs designed by the [[Chimney Man]] to fulfill His desires during His approximately 360-day slumber.

Chimney Man

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	Most of what is ‘known’ about the Chimney Man has been handed down by tradition and		Most of what is ‘known’ about the Chimney Man has been handed down by tradition and
	folk tales over the course of centuries and is, as a result, not seldom rooted in falsehood		folk tales over the course of centuries and is, as a result, not seldom rooted in falsehood
	and misconception.		and misconception. The same applies to His alleged "[[Elves]]."

	The only thing that is known for certain is, though a multitude of people claim to		The only thing that is known for certain is, though a multitude of people claim to