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National Witch Organization

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	* at least one "ritual" per week		* at least one "ritual" per week
	* at least one convert per year		* at least one convert per year
	* the ability to survive at least two seconds of [[~~Net Nirvana~~]] upon the consumption of [[Nirvana Juice]] before requiring reprieve		* the ability to survive at least two seconds of [[Mummy\|Mummyhood]] upon the consumption of [[Nirvana Juice]] before requiring reprieve
	* proof of full-time employment		* proof of full-time employment
	* no evidence of wrinkles on the face or neck		* no evidence of wrinkles on the face or neck
	* evidence of arthritis in the hands		* evidence of arthritis in the hands

National Witch Organization

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The National Witch Organization (NWO) is a 501c(3) nonprofit organization and Political Action Committee dedicated to aiding rising witches to positions of power in local, state, and federal governments in the United States. It provides funding for, and offers standards of practice and regulations for hundreds of "covens" throughout the United States.

Following the establishment of the [[Witch's Coven Party]], the NWO is the primary fundraiser for the Witch's National Committee (WNC) and its state affiliates.

== Membership Requirements ==
In order to be a card-carrying member of the NWO, one must consistently be able to provide evidence of the following, often with no warning:
* at least 600 mg of caffeine per day consumed
* at least one "ritual" per week
* at least one convert per year
* the ability to survive at least two seconds of [[Net Nirvana]] upon the consumption of [[Nirvana Juice]] before requiring reprieve
* proof of full-time employment
* no evidence of wrinkles on the face or neck
* evidence of arthritis in the hands

Witch's Coven Party

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	{{Party\|title1 = Witch's Coven Party\|image1 = Witches png.png\|caption1 = "Brew Or Die"\|founded = 2017\|splits_from = Wiccan Party, Green Party\|left-right_stance = Left\|libert-author_stance = Authoritarian\|ideologies = Wizardry, Socialism, Satanic Puritanism\|allies = We Love America Yay Party (2021-2023)}}The '''Witch's Coven Party''' is an American political party spawned from the ~~northern~~ Witch Revolution that took place after [[Kepelkeker Farms Scandal\|Starbucks gained significant global power]]. The group of witches became a political party in 2017 when [[Adelheid Smith]] believed that only a witch president could bring the magical (magycal) powers of coffee to the general populace of the United States. They advocate for the nationalization of Starbucks and the socialization of the coffee industry, as well as for the import of specifically coffee from Siberia and the Gambia. Notable members include Adelheid Smith ~~and~~ [[Cerrita "Gatita" Romanov]].		{{Party\|title1 = Witch's Coven Party\|image1 = Witches png.png\|caption1 = "Brew Or Die"\|founded = 2017\|splits_from = Wiccan Party, Green Party\|left-right_stance = Left\|libert-author_stance = Authoritarian\|ideologies = Wizardry, Socialism, Satanic Puritanism\|allies = We Love America Yay Party (2021-2023)}}

			The '''Witch's Coven Party''' is an American political party spawned from the [[Northern Witch Revolution]] that took place after [[Kepelkeker Farms Scandal\|Starbucks gained significant global power]]. The group of witches became a political party in 2017 when [[Adelheid Smith]] believed that only a witch president could bring the magical (magycal) powers of coffee to the general populace of the United States. They advocate for the nationalization of Starbucks and the socialization of the coffee industry, as well as for the import of specifically coffee from Siberia and the Gambia.

			Notable members include:
			* [[Adelheid Smith]]
			* [[Cerrita "Gatita" Romanov]]

	[[File:Witches Election poster 1.png\|thumb\|725x725px\|Campaign poster from 2019]]		[[File:Witches Election poster 1.png\|thumb\|725x725px\|Campaign poster from 2019]]
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Kendrick Lamar

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	Kendrick Exxon, better known as Kendrick Lamar, is an entity composed of oil created by the ExxonMobil Corporation in 2002 in collaboration with the US government during the [[Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments]].		Kendrick Exxon, better known as Kendrick Lamar, is an entity composed of oil created by the ExxonMobil Corporation in 2002 in collaboration with the US government during the [[The Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments]].

	His ability, "Not Like Us," allows him to physically repel materials that don't contain oil from anywhere closer than one foot from the surface of his skin. This made him a perfect agent to commit "natural fracking" and to cause "accidental" oil refinery damage in Iraq. After under a year of utilization by the US military, he escaped and assumed the identity of a normal high schooler. From there, he pursued a lucrative career in rap.		His ability, "Not Like Us," allows him to physically repel materials that don't contain oil from anywhere closer than one foot from the surface of his skin. This made him a perfect agent to commit "natural fracking" and to cause "accidental" oil refinery damage in Iraq. After under a year of utilization by the US military, he escaped and assumed the identity of a normal high schooler. From there, he pursued a lucrative career in rap.

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Kendrick Lamar

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{{Biography|title1 = Oil Boy Kendrick Exxon|image1 = kendrick oil.jpg|caption1 = Artists rendition of Kendrick|birth = 2002|death = 2036|known for = oil}}

Kendrick Exxon, better known as Kendrick Lamar, is an entity composed of oil created by the ExxonMobil Corporation in 2002 in collaboration with the US government during the [[Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments]].

His ability, "Not Like Us," allows him to physically repel materials that don't contain oil from anywhere closer than one foot from the surface of his skin. This made him a perfect agent to commit "natural fracking" and to cause "accidental" oil refinery damage in Iraq. After under a year of utilization by the US military, he escaped and assumed the identity of a normal high schooler. From there, he pursued a lucrative career in rap.

The Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments

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	These 6 new beings and 3 pre-existing humans with newfound powers to control oil in various ways, included:		These 6 new beings and 3 pre-existing humans with newfound powers to control oil in various ways, included:
	* Shawn Exxon (later changed his name to [[Shawn Nixon]])		* Shawn Exxon (later changed his name to [[Shawn Nixon]])
	* Bradley Exxon		* Bradley Exxon (later changed his name to [[Brad Liaison]])
	* Conrad Exxon		* Conrad Exxon (later changed his name to [[Connor Dixon]])
	* Biff Exxon		* [[Biff Exxon]]
	* Deborah Exxon		* [[Deborah Exxon]]
	* Kendrick Exxon (later changed his name to Kendrick Lamar)		* Kendrick Exxon (later changed his name to [[Kendrick Lamar]])
	* Webster Revangelion		* [[Webster Revangelion]]
	* Charmagne Quixote		* [[Charmagne Quixote]]
	* Armand Winthrop Sableknuckle		* [[Armand Winthrop Sableknuckle]]

	== Researchers ==		== Researchers ==
	* Honorious Clevenger		* [[Honorious Clevenger]]
	* Primo Guzman		* [[Primo Guzman]]
	* J.M. Weed Oborvian		* [[J.M. Weed]] Oborvian
	* Wanda Dishkill		* [[Wanda Dishkill]]
	* Dawn Soap		* [[Dawn Soap]]
	* Richmond Visigoth		* [[Richmond Visigoth]]
	* Walter ~~Gray~~		* [[Walter Grey]]

The Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments

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Following the events of September 11th, 2001, the United States Military Industrial Complex immediately began preparing for war with Iraq. An under-the-table $115 million contract between the CIA and the ExxonMobil Corporation was made in January 2002 for the express purpose of creating "Oil Super Soldiers" with the ability of physical or psychic manipulation of oil straight from the ground.

A team of scientists and test subjects was arranged at various Oil Rigs in the Gulf of Mexico, cut off from the outside world. Over 200 researchers were sworn to secrecy, and at least 357 "legally dead" test subjects were held extrajudicially on the island. From these original 557 who entered the Oil Rigs in January 2002, only 15 left alive, including 6 new "beings" whose bodies were composed primarily of sentient crude oil.

== The Oiled Up Boys ==
These 6 new beings and 3 pre-existing humans with newfound powers to control oil in various ways, included:
* Shawn Exxon (later changed his name to [[Shawn Nixon]])
* Bradley Exxon
* Conrad Exxon
* Biff Exxon
* Deborah Exxon
* Kendrick Exxon (later changed his name to Kendrick Lamar)
* Webster Revangelion
* Charmagne Quixote
* Armand Winthrop Sableknuckle

== Researchers ==
* Honorious Clevenger
* Primo Guzman
* J.M. Weed Oborvian
* Wanda Dishkill
* Dawn Soap
* Richmond Visigoth
* Walter Gray

Extrafertile

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	To be '''extrafertile '''is to have higher than typical quantities of [[fertility]], in whatever manifestation it may take.		To be '''extrafertile '''is to have higher than typical quantities of [[fertility]], in whatever manifestation it may take. The opposite of extrafertile is [[fertotypical]].

	==Related Terms==		==Related Terms==

Fertotypical

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	A [[fertotypical]] being possesses ‘normal’ quantities of [[Fertility]], usually between 0–2 fertiles.		A [[fertotypical]] being possesses ‘normal’ quantities of [[Fertility]], usually between 0–2 fertiles. The opposite of fertotypical is [[extrafertile]].

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A [[fertotypical]] being possesses ‘normal’ quantities of [[Fertility]], usually between 0–2 fertiles.

Sybil Dordorf

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	In the tens of thousands of years since, Sybil Dordorf has spread via clonal colonies and branch propagation, to the extent that she is present in about 65% of the figs consumed by humans in the 21st century. In fact, Sybil's original body consumed her own figs on numerous occasions before her warping.		In the tens of thousands of years since, Sybil Dordorf has spread via clonal colonies and branch propagation, to the extent that she is present in about 65% of the figs consumed by humans in the 21st century. In fact, Sybil's original body consumed her own figs on numerous occasions before her warping.

	Her ability, '''"Take Me Back To Eden,"''' makes humans that consume figs (''Ficus carica'' descended from Sybil) or make contact with fig trees (including breathing air containing fig tree particles or touching surfaces recently touched by wasps or other animals that rely on figs) unable to experience the [[Imaginary Plane]] or any supernatural activities caused thereby. Her ability is a mass delusion that affects approximately 3.1 billion people worldwide, subtley altering particles as minute as the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson Higgs Boson] to make supernatural occurrences feel explainable by "science."		Her ability, '''"Take Me Back To Eden,"''' makes [[fertotypical]] humans that consume figs (''Ficus carica'' descended from Sybil) or make contact with fig trees (including breathing air containing fig tree particles or touching surfaces recently touched by wasps or other animals that rely on figs) unable to experience the [[Imaginary Plane]] or any supernatural activities caused thereby. Her ability is a mass delusion that affects approximately 3.1 billion people worldwide, subtley altering particles as minute as the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson Higgs Boson] to make supernatural occurrences feel explainable by "science."

	She is from the living equivalent of 19.34i, the same coordinate as [[Chief]] (born on the dead side, +19.34i), head of the [[Continuity Police]], and was born in the same year as well. When Chief visits other realities, he typically attempts to kill any fig trees he sees using a flamethrower, just in case that fig is a part of Sybil.		She is from the living equivalent of 19.34i, the same coordinate as [[Chief]] (born on the dead side, +19.34i), head of the [[Continuity Police]], and was born in the same year as well. When Chief visits other realities, he typically attempts to kill any fig trees he sees using a flamethrower, just in case that fig is a part of Sybil.

Shawn Nixon

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	{{Biography\|title1 = Oil Boy Shawn Nixon\|image1 = oil boy.png\|caption1 = ~~artists~~ rendition of Shawn materialized within the medium of shale and oil\|birth = 2002\|death = 2023\|known for = oil}}		{{Biography\|title1 = Oil Boy Shawn Nixon\|image1 = oil boy.png\|caption1 = Artists rendition of Shawn materialized within the medium of shale and oil\|birth = 2002\|death = 2023\|known for = oil}}

	Shawn Nixon (born "Shawn Exxon") is a being composed entirely of crude oil during [[The Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments\|a series of experiments by the Exxon Oil corporation in 2002]] in preparation for the War in Iraq.		Shawn Nixon (born "Shawn Exxon") is a being composed entirely of crude oil during [[The Exxon "Oiled Up Boys" Experiments\|a series of experiments by the Exxon Oil corporation in 2002]] in preparation for the War in Iraq.

Temple of Burong

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	The temple was built to contain the [[Chimney Man]]. In a sense, time was His prison, and reality His shackles. Of course, He would continuously exert His influence in an attempt to degrade the seals imprisoning Him, but was unable to escape on His own due to them reverting to their original state at the start of the loop. Conversely, the seals would be at their weakest—and the Chimney Man at His strongest—close to the end of the loop, which happened to fall on 24 December.		The temple was built to contain the [[Chimney Man]]. In a sense, time was His prison, and reality His shackles. Of course, He would continuously exert His influence in an attempt to degrade the seals imprisoning Him, but was unable to escape on His own due to them reverting to their original state at the start of the loop. Conversely, the seals would be at their weakest—and the Chimney Man at His strongest—close to the end of the loop, which happened to fall on 24 December.

	Due to the temple being contained within a time loop, it is nigh impossible for outside forces to interact with~~, and~~. However, there are exceptions to this: exceptionally powerful beings, such as [[𒀭𒄑𒉋𒂵𒎌]] are able to freely enter or exit the loop. Additionally [[Martin Gruber]]’s ability, '''Door of All Doors''', which grants him control over the concepts of ‘opening’ and ‘closing’, allows him to ‘open’ a ‘door’ to the temple. This is how [[Dagobert Winter]] and company were able to enter the temple and inadvertently unseal the Chimney Man.		Due to the temple being contained within a time loop, it is nigh impossible for outside forces to interact with. However, there are exceptions to this: exceptionally powerful beings, such as [[𒀭𒄑𒉋𒂵𒎌]] are able to freely enter or exit the loop. Additionally, [[Martin Gruber]]’s ability, '''Door of All Doors''', which grants him control over the concepts of ‘opening’ and ‘closing’, allows him to ‘open’ a ‘door’ to the temple. This is how [[Dagobert Winter]] and company were able to enter the temple and inadvertently unseal the Chimney Man.

	Those sealed within the loop remain, save for the Chimney Man, naturally unaware of the true nature of their existence.		Those sealed within the loop remain, save for the Chimney Man, naturally unaware of the true nature of their existence.

Temple of Burong

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The [[Temple of Burong]] is a five-dimensional construct erected by the [[Friendly Council]] by removing the space-time around [[Burong]] at ±17i-5600–5599j from reality and sealing it away outside time within the time loop of the [[First Sinking of Burong]].

The temple was built to contain the [[Chimney Man]]. In a sense, time was His prison, and reality His shackles. Of course, He would continuously exert His influence in an attempt to degrade the seals imprisoning Him, but was unable to escape on His own due to them reverting to their original state at the start of the loop. Conversely, the seals would be at their weakest—and the Chimney Man at His strongest—close to the end of the loop, which happened to fall on 24 December.

Due to the temple being contained within a time loop, it is nigh impossible for outside forces to interact with, and. However, there are exceptions to this: exceptionally powerful beings, such as [[𒀭𒄑𒉋𒂵𒎌]] are able to freely enter or exit the loop. Additionally [[Martin Gruber]]’s ability, '''Door of All Doors''', which grants him control over the concepts of ‘opening’ and ‘closing’, allows him to ‘open’ a ‘door’ to the temple. This is how [[Dagobert Winter]] and company were able to enter the temple and inadvertently unseal the Chimney Man.

Those sealed within the loop remain, save for the Chimney Man, naturally unaware of the true nature of their existence.

5600 B.C. Sinking of Burong

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	The 'first' Sinking of [[Burong]] began in 5600 B.C. at the hands of the [[Friendly Council]] as an experiment to create infinite coffee by locking the town in a time loop, each time granting nearly 2 trillion beans of [[coffee]]. So far, this process has been carried out approximately (6.3 × 10<sup>286</sup>) times. (The same amount of times the universe has [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_return looped] since it.)		The 'first' Sinking of [[Burong]] began in 5600 B.C. at the hands of the [[Friendly Council]] supposedly as an experiment to create infinite coffee by locking the town in a time loop, each time granting nearly 2 trillion beans of [[coffee]]. So far, this process has been carried out approximately (6.3 × 10<sup>286</sup>) times. (The same amount of times the universe has [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_return looped] since it.)

			In reality, the main purpose of the time loop is to seal the [[Temple of Burong]] outside time.

	The death toll is estimated to be 200 but since they died in a time loop, their souls never leave [[-17i]].		The death toll is estimated to be 200 but since they died in a time loop, their souls never leave [[-17i]].

First Sinking of Burong

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Sybil Dordorf

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	Sybil Dordorf is a sentient fig tree located near [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6bekli_Tepe ~~Gobekli~~ Tepe], in modern-day Turkey. She was originally a woman of German and Greek descent, born in Vienna, Austria in 1959. Due to a brutal anomaly at the Large Hadron Collider in Berne Switzerland in 2013, her [[Source]], [[Fertility]], and essence were transferred to the moment of [[The Fragmenting]], landing in [[-17i]].		Sybil Dordorf is a sentient fig tree located near [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6bekli_Tepe Göbekli Tepe], in modern-day Turkey. She was originally a woman of German and Greek descent, born in Vienna, Austria in 1959. Due to a brutal anomaly at the Large Hadron Collider in Berne Switzerland in 2013, her [[Source]], [[Fertility]], and essence were transferred to the moment of [[The Fragmenting]], landing in [[-17i]].

	After lingering for centuries as a sort of glitched [[Wet Ghoul]] in the Mediterranean, the founding members of the [[Friendly Council]] found her and transferred her to a popular experimentation ground for human sentience at ~~Gobekli~~ Tepe. Her intelligence was vital in keeping up the morale of the Friendly Council as they continued working on expanding their grasp on reality.		After lingering for centuries as a sort of glitched [[Wet Ghoul]] in the Mediterranean, the founding members of the [[Friendly Council]] found her and transferred her to a popular experimentation ground for human sentience at Göbekli Tepe. Her intelligence was vital in keeping up the morale of the Friendly Council as they continued working on expanding their grasp on reality.

	In the tens of thousands of years since, Sybil Dordorf has spread via clonal colonies and branch propagation, to the extent that she is present in about 65% of the figs consumed by humans in the 21st century. In fact, Sybil's original body consumed her own figs on numerous occasions before her warping.		In the tens of thousands of years since, Sybil Dordorf has spread via clonal colonies and branch propagation, to the extent that she is present in about 65% of the figs consumed by humans in the 21st century. In fact, Sybil's original body consumed her own figs on numerous occasions before her warping.

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Sybil Dordorf

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	Sybil Dordorf is a sentient fig tree located near [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6bekli_Tepe Gobekli Tepe], in modern-day Turkey. She was originally a woman of German and Greek descent, born in Vienna, Austria in 1959. Due to a brutal anomaly at the Large Hadron Collider in Berne Switzerland in 2013, her [[Source]], [[Fertility]], and essence were transferred to the moment of [[The Fragmenting]], landing in [[-17i]].		Sybil Dordorf is a sentient fig tree located near [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6bekli_Tepe Gobekli Tepe], in modern-day Turkey. She was originally a woman of German and Greek descent, born in Vienna, Austria in 1959. Due to a brutal anomaly at the Large Hadron Collider in Berne Switzerland in 2013, her [[Source]], [[Fertility]], and essence were transferred to the moment of [[The Fragmenting]], landing in [[-17i]].

	After lingering for centuries as a sort of glitched [[Wet Ghoul]] in the Mediterranean, the founding members of the [[Friendly Council]] found her and transferred her to a popular experimentation ground for human sentience at Gobekli Tepe. Her intelligence was vital in keeping up the morale of the Friendly Council as they continued working on expanding their grasp on reality.		After lingering for centuries as a sort of glitched [[Wet Ghoul]] in the Mediterranean, the founding members of the [[Friendly Council]] found her and transferred her to a popular experimentation ground for human sentience at Gobekli Tepe. Her intelligence was vital in keeping up the morale of the Friendly Council as they continued working on expanding their grasp on reality.

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Sybil Dordorf

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	Sybil Dordorf is a sentient fig tree located near [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6bekli_Tepe Gobekli Tepe], in modern-day Turkey. She was originally a woman of German and Greek descent, born in Vienna, Austria in 1959. Due to a brutal anomaly at the Large Hadron Collider in Berne Switzerland in 2013, her [[Source]], [[Fertility]], and essence were transferred to the moment of [[The Fragmenting]].		{{Biography
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			Sybil Dordorf is a sentient fig tree located near [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6bekli_Tepe Gobekli Tepe], in modern-day Turkey. She was originally a woman of German and Greek descent, born in Vienna, Austria in 1959. Due to a brutal anomaly at the Large Hadron Collider in Berne Switzerland in 2013, her [[Source]], [[Fertility]], and essence were transferred to the moment of [[The Fragmenting]], landing in [[-17i]].

	After lingering for centuries as a sort of glitched [[Wet Ghoul]] in the Mediterranean, the founding members of the [[Friendly Council]] found her and transferred her to a popular experimentation ground for human sentience at Gobekli Tepe. Her intelligence was vital in keeping up the morale of the Friendly Council as they continued working on expanding their grasp on reality.		After lingering for centuries as a sort of glitched [[Wet Ghoul]] in the Mediterranean, the founding members of the [[Friendly Council]] found her and transferred her to a popular experimentation ground for human sentience at Gobekli Tepe. Her intelligence was vital in keeping up the morale of the Friendly Council as they continued working on expanding their grasp on reality.
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	Her ability, '''"Take Me Back To Eden,"''' makes humans that consume figs (''Ficus carica'' descended from Sybil) or make contact with fig trees (including breathing air containing fig tree particles or touching surfaces recently touched by wasps or other animals that rely on figs) unable to experience the [[Imaginary Plane]] or any supernatural activities caused thereby. Her ability is a mass delusion that affects approximately 3.1 billion people worldwide, subtley altering particles as minute as the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson Higgs Boson] to make supernatural occurrences feel explainable by "science."		Her ability, '''"Take Me Back To Eden,"''' makes humans that consume figs (''Ficus carica'' descended from Sybil) or make contact with fig trees (including breathing air containing fig tree particles or touching surfaces recently touched by wasps or other animals that rely on figs) unable to experience the [[Imaginary Plane]] or any supernatural activities caused thereby. Her ability is a mass delusion that affects approximately 3.1 billion people worldwide, subtley altering particles as minute as the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson Higgs Boson] to make supernatural occurrences feel explainable by "science."

			She is from the living equivalent of 19.34i, the same coordinate as [[Chief]] (born on the dead side, +19.34i), head of the [[Continuity Police]], and was born in the same year as well. When Chief visits other realities, he typically attempts to kill any fig trees he sees using a flamethrower, just in case that fig is a part of Sybil.

Chief

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	{{Biography\|title1 = Chief\|~~image1~~ = Continuity chief.png\|birth = +19.34i +1959j\|career = Head of the Continuity Police}}Chief is the leader of the [[Continuity Police]]. He took the reigns of the organization after [[Dr. Lakota Green]] retired from his 150 year tenure. As the world became more and more unstable during the 2000's as the [[Friendly Council]] approached, Chief's mental health declined as well. In 2018 he banished [[Hatuey]] from his home dimension of [[+19.34i]], forcing her into Friendly Council dimensions.		{{Biography\|title1 = Chief\|image = Continuity chief.png\|birth = +19.34i +1959j\|career = Head of the Continuity Police}}

			Chief is the leader of the [[Continuity Police]]. He took the reigns of the organization after [[Dr. Lakota Green]] retired from his 150 year tenure. As the world became more and more unstable during the 2000's as the [[Friendly Council]] approached, Chief's mental health declined as well. In 2018 he banished [[Hatuey]] from his home dimension of [[+19.34i]], forcing her into Friendly Council dimensions.

	[[Category:People]]		[[Category:People]]

Sybil Dordorf

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	Sybil Dordorf is a sentient fig tree located near Gobekli Tepe, in modern-day Turkey. She was originally a woman of German and Greek descent, born in Vienna, Austria in 1959. Due to a brutal anomaly at the Large Hadron Collider in Berne Switzerland in 2013, her [[Source]], [[Fertility]], and essence were transferred to the moment of [[The Fragmenting]].		Sybil Dordorf is a sentient fig tree located near [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6bekli_Tepe Gobekli Tepe], in modern-day Turkey. She was originally a woman of German and Greek descent, born in Vienna, Austria in 1959. Due to a brutal anomaly at the Large Hadron Collider in Berne Switzerland in 2013, her [[Source]], [[Fertility]], and essence were transferred to the moment of [[The Fragmenting]].

	After lingering for centuries as a sort of glitched [[Wet Ghoul]] in the Mediterranean, the founding members of the [[Friendly Council]] found her and transferred her to a popular experimentation ground for human sentience at Gobekli Tepe. Her intelligence was vital in keeping up the morale of the Friendly Council as they continued working on expanding their grasp on reality.		After lingering for centuries as a sort of glitched [[Wet Ghoul]] in the Mediterranean, the founding members of the [[Friendly Council]] found her and transferred her to a popular experimentation ground for human sentience at Gobekli Tepe. Her intelligence was vital in keeping up the morale of the Friendly Council as they continued working on expanding their grasp on reality.
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	In the tens of thousands of years since, Sybil Dordorf has spread via clonal colonies and branch propagation, to the extent that she is present in about 65% of the figs consumed by humans in the 21st century. In fact, Sybil's original body consumed her own figs on numerous occasions before her warping.		In the tens of thousands of years since, Sybil Dordorf has spread via clonal colonies and branch propagation, to the extent that she is present in about 65% of the figs consumed by humans in the 21st century. In fact, Sybil's original body consumed her own figs on numerous occasions before her warping.

	Her ability, '''"Take Me Back To Eden,"''' makes humans that consume figs (''Ficus carica'' descended from Sybil) or make contact with fig trees (including breathing air containing fig tree particles or touching surfaces recently touched by wasps or other animals that rely on figs) unable to experience the [[Imaginary Plane]] or any supernatural activities caused thereby. Her ability is a mass delusion that affects approximately 3.1 billion people worldwide, subtley altering particles as minute as the Higgs Boson to make supernatural occurrences feel explainable by "science."		Her ability, '''"Take Me Back To Eden,"''' makes humans that consume figs (''Ficus carica'' descended from Sybil) or make contact with fig trees (including breathing air containing fig tree particles or touching surfaces recently touched by wasps or other animals that rely on figs) unable to experience the [[Imaginary Plane]] or any supernatural activities caused thereby. Her ability is a mass delusion that affects approximately 3.1 billion people worldwide, subtley altering particles as minute as the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higgs_boson Higgs Boson] to make supernatural occurrences feel explainable by "science."

Sybil Dordorf

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Sybil Dordorf is a sentient fig tree located near Gobekli Tepe, in modern-day Turkey. She was originally a woman of German and Greek descent, born in Vienna, Austria in 1959. Due to a brutal anomaly at the Large Hadron Collider in Berne Switzerland in 2013, her [[Source]], [[Fertility]], and essence were transferred to the moment of [[The Fragmenting]].

After lingering for centuries as a sort of glitched [[Wet Ghoul]] in the Mediterranean, the founding members of the [[Friendly Council]] found her and transferred her to a popular experimentation ground for human sentience at Gobekli Tepe. Her intelligence was vital in keeping up the morale of the Friendly Council as they continued working on expanding their grasp on reality.

In the tens of thousands of years since, Sybil Dordorf has spread via clonal colonies and branch propagation, to the extent that she is present in about 65% of the figs consumed by humans in the 21st century. In fact, Sybil's original body consumed her own figs on numerous occasions before her warping.

Her ability, '''"Take Me Back To Eden,"''' makes humans that consume figs (''Ficus carica'' descended from Sybil) or make contact with fig trees (including breathing air containing fig tree particles or touching surfaces recently touched by wasps or other animals that rely on figs) unable to experience the [[Imaginary Plane]] or any supernatural activities caused thereby. Her ability is a mass delusion that affects approximately 3.1 billion people worldwide, subtley altering particles as minute as the Higgs Boson to make supernatural occurrences feel explainable by "science."

Grinch Alliance

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	\|time_period = Present Day		\|time_period = Present Day
	\|historical_context = [[Operation Grinch]]		\|historical_context = [[Operation Grinch]]
	\|members = [[XMAS]], [[TAX]], [[C.H.E.S.~~]], The [[Friendly Council~~]]		\|members = [[XMAS]], [[TAX]], [[C.H.E.S.]]
	\|goals = Carrying out [[Operation Grinch]]		\|goals = Carrying out [[Operation Grinch]]
			\|allies = The [[Friendly Council]]
	\|enemies = The [[Chimney Man]]		\|enemies = The [[Chimney Man]]
	}}		}}

	The [[Grinch Alliance]] is the name given to the alliance of factions that participate in the planning of [[Operation Grinch]].		The [[Grinch Alliance]] is the name given to the alliance of factions that participate in the planning of [[Operation Grinch]].

Operation Grinch

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	[[Operation Grinch]] is the code name for a long-term operation plan devised jointly by [[XMAS]], [[C.H.E.S.]], [[TAX~~]], and the [[Friendly Council~~]]—collectively named the [[Grinch Alliance]]—with the sole and ultimate goal of killing the [[Chimney Man]].		[[Operation Grinch]] is the code name for a long-term operation plan devised jointly by [[XMAS]], [[C.H.E.S.]], and [[TAX]]—collectively named the [[Grinch Alliance]]—with the sole and ultimate goal of killing the [[Chimney Man]].

	== Background ==		== Background ==

Grinch Alliance

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	\|members = [[XMAS]], [[TAX]], [[C.H.E.S.]], The [[Friendly Council]]		\|members = [[XMAS]], [[TAX]], [[C.H.E.S.]], The [[Friendly Council]]
	\|goals = [[Operation Grinch]]		\|goals = Carrying out [[Operation Grinch]]
	\|enemies = The [[Chimney Man]]		\|enemies = The [[Chimney Man]]
	}}		}}

	The [[Grinch Alliance]] is the name given to the alliance of ~~the~~ factions that participate in the planning of [[Operation Grinch]].		The [[Grinch Alliance]] is the name given to the alliance of factions that participate in the planning of [[Operation Grinch]].

TAX

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	'''Teachers Against XMAS''', or '''TAX''', is an organisation based in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belfast Belfast] comprising several secondary-school teachers across Northern Ireland. It was founded in January 1971 following the mysterious disappearance of several dozen children during a Christmas party at a school in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coleraine Coleraine], with one of the teachers in attendance testifying that 'they were carried away by a horrible [[Chimney Man\|thing in red]]’.		'''Teachers Against XMAS''', or '''TAX''', is an organisation based in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belfast Belfast] comprising several secondary-school teachers across Northern Ireland. It was founded in January 1971 following the mysterious disappearance of several dozen children during a Christmas party at a school in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coleraine Coleraine], with one of the teachers in attendance testifying that 'they were carried away by a horrible [[Chimney Man\|thing in red]]’.

			In 2022, TAX joined the [[Grinch Alliance]].

Grinch Alliance

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			{{ORGANIZATION
			\|founded = 2022
			\|founders = [[Martin Gruber]], [[XMAS]]
			\|time_period = Present Day
			\|historical_context = [[Operation Grinch]]
			\|members = [[XMAS]], [[TAX]], [[C.H.E.S.]], The [[Friendly Council]]
			\|goals = [[Operation Grinch]]
			\|enemies = The [[Chimney Man]]
			}}

	The [[Grinch Alliance]] is the name given to the alliance of the factions that participate in the planning of [[Operation Grinch]].		The [[Grinch Alliance]] is the name given to the alliance of the factions that participate in the planning of [[Operation Grinch]].

	~~== Members ==~~
	* [[XMAS]]
	* [[TAX]]
	* [[C.H.E.S.]]
	* The [[Friendly Council]]

Grinch Alliance

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The [[Grinch Alliance]] is the name given to the alliance of the factions that participate in the planning of [[Operation Grinch]].

== Members ==
* [[XMAS]]
* [[TAX]]
* [[C.H.E.S.]]
* The [[Friendly Council]]

Operation Grinch

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	[[Operation Grinch]] is the code name for a long-term operation plan devised jointly by [[XMAS]], [[C.H.E.S.]], [[TAX]], and the [[Friendly Council]] ~~with~~ the sole and ultimate goal of killing the [[Chimney Man]].		[[Operation Grinch]] is the code name for a long-term operation plan devised jointly by [[XMAS]], [[C.H.E.S.]], [[TAX]], and the [[Friendly Council]]—collectively named the [[Grinch Alliance]]—with the sole and ultimate goal of killing the [[Chimney Man]].

	== Background ==		== Background ==

TAX

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'''Teachers Against XMAS''', or '''TAX''', is an organisation based in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belfast Belfast] comprising several secondary-school teachers across Northern Ireland. It was founded in January 1971 following the mysterious disappearance of several dozen children during a Christmas party at a school in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coleraine Coleraine], with one of the teachers in attendance testifying that 'they were carried away by a horrible [[Chimney Man|thing in red]]’.

Mathematics

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	Mathematics refers to the concept of "numbers" and "logic" as manifestations of [[Source]] and [[Mind]].		[[Mathematics]] refers to the concept of "numbers" and "logic" as manifestations of [[Source]] and [[Mind]].

	In the [[Real Plane]] numbers and logic are manifestations of [[End]] and [[Mind]].		In the [[Real Plane]], numbers and logic are manifestations of [[End]] and [[Mind]].

	In the [[Un-Imaginary Plane]], numbers and logic are manifestations of [[Transfer]] [[Matter]].		In the [[Un-Imaginary Plane]], numbers and logic are manifestations of [[Transfer]] [[Matter]].

Chimney Man

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	title = The Chimney Man\|		title = The Chimney Man\|
	name = See description\|		name = See description\|
	birth = Before ~~100,000 BC~~\|		birth = Before the Invention of [[Mathematics]]\|
	ability = ????????????		ability = ????????????
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	{{Character Sheet\|		{{Character Sheet\|
	species = Unknown\|		species = Unknown\|
	provenance = ~~[[Mpumalanga]], probably~~\|		provenance = ?????????????\|
	height = 8' 10<nowiki>''</nowiki>\|		height = 8' 10<nowiki>''</nowiki>\|
	eye_color = Red\|		eye_color = Red\|

Internal:Timeline

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Operation Grinch

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	When the Chimney Man [[The Man in the Chimney\|reemerged]] in 1903, German archaeologist [[Martin Gruber]], who was present for His unsealing, would go on to found [[XMAS]] with the goal of eventually resealing Him. Martin was not delusional enough to think that they could destroy Him, as even the Friendly Council were unable to do so and chose to seal Him instead.		When the Chimney Man [[The Man in the Chimney\|reemerged]] in 1903, German archaeologist [[Martin Gruber]], who was present for His unsealing, would go on to found [[XMAS]] with the goal of eventually resealing Him. Martin was not delusional enough to think that they could destroy Him, as even the Friendly Council were unable to do so and chose to seal Him instead.

	It was not until the [[December 1982 Massacre]], which claimed the lives of every XMAS operative other than Martin, that first resolved to devise a plan to rid the world of His influence for good, for even if they managed to seal Him, it was surely only a matter of time until He would reemerge once more.		It was not until the [[December 1982 Massacre]], which claimed the lives of every XMAS operative other than Martin, that he first resolved to devise a plan to rid the world of His influence for good, for even if they managed to seal Him, it was surely only a matter of time until He would reemerge once more.

	== Alliance ==		== Alliance ==
	To that end, Martin reestablished XMAS in 2018. Instead of joining forces with certain government agencies like he had done before, which had proven rather ineffective in combatting the Chimney Man, he resolved to focus on quality rather than quantity and set out to assemble an alliance of extraordinary, or rather, extrafertile, groups as well as individuals.		To that end, Martin reestablished XMAS in 2018. Instead of joining forces with certain government agencies like he had done before, which had proven rather ineffective in combatting the Chimney Man, he resolved to focus on quality rather than quantity and set out to assemble an alliance of extraordinary, or rather, [[extrafertile]], groups as well as individuals.

	In 2022, he traveled to the German town of Wasserburg am Inn to [[Second Beer Brawl of 2022\|recruit the ‘German Colossus’, Urtinger]].		In 2022, he traveled to the German town of Wasserburg am Inn to [[Second Beer Brawl of 2022\|recruit the ‘German Colossus’, Urtinger]].

XMAS

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	== XMAS 2 ==		== XMAS 2 ==
	After going into hiding for a few decades, Martin reemerged in 2018 and established a new base of operations near a mountain in western Mongolia~~. Instead of joining forces with certain government agencies like he had done before~~, which had proven rather ineffective in combatting the Chimney Man, he resolved to focus on quality rather than quantity and set out to assemble a team of extraordinary, or rather, [[extrafertile]], individuals.		After going into hiding for a few decades, Martin reemerged in 2018 and established a new base of operations near a mountain in western Mongolia, following which he visited the German town of Wasserburg am Inn in an attempt to [[Second Beer Brawl of 2022\|recruit the ‘German Colossus’, Urtinger]] as part of [[Operation Grinch]].

	~~To that end,~~ he ~~even~~ visited the German town of Wasserburg am Inn in an attempt to [[Second Beer Brawl of 2022\|recruit the ‘German Colossus’, Urtinger]].

Operation Grinch

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[[Operation Grinch]] is the code name for a long-term operation plan devised jointly by [[XMAS]], [[C.H.E.S.]], [[TAX]], and the [[Friendly Council]] with the sole and ultimate goal of killing the [[Chimney Man]].

== Background ==
When the Chimney Man [[The Man in the Chimney|reemerged]] in 1903, German archaeologist [[Martin Gruber]], who was present for His unsealing, would go on to found [[XMAS]] with the goal of eventually resealing Him. Martin was not delusional enough to think that they could destroy Him, as even the Friendly Council were unable to do so and chose to seal Him instead.

It was not until the [[December 1982 Massacre]], which claimed the lives of every XMAS operative other than Martin, that first resolved to devise a plan to rid the world of His influence for good, for even if they managed to seal Him, it was surely only a matter of time until He would reemerge once more.

== Alliance ==
To that end, Martin reestablished XMAS in 2018. Instead of joining forces with certain government agencies like he had done before, which had proven rather ineffective in combatting the Chimney Man, he resolved to focus on quality rather than quantity and set out to assemble an alliance of extraordinary, or rather, extrafertile, groups as well as individuals.

In 2022, he traveled to the German town of Wasserburg am Inn to [[Second Beer Brawl of 2022|recruit the ‘German Colossus’, Urtinger]].

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	name = See description\|		name = See description\|
	birth = Before ~~100,000 BC~~\|		birth = Before the Invention of [[Mathematics]]\|
	ability = ????????????		ability = ????????????
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	species = Unknown\|		species = Unknown\|
	provenance = ~~[[Mpumalanga]], probably~~\|		provenance = ?????????????\|
	height = 8' 10<nowiki>''</nowiki>\|		height = 8' 10<nowiki>''</nowiki>\|
	eye_color = Red\|		eye_color = Red\|