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Randy Hawk

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	'''Randall Amos Hawkins''', better known under the nickname [[Randy Hawk]], is a Northern Irish ~~chemistry~~ teacher and president of the '''Republic of Greater Northern Ireland'''.		{{Biography
			\|name = Randall Amos Hawkins
			\|birth = 3 October 1972
			\|spouse = Amy Hawkins
			\|children = Saoirse Hawkins
			\|career = Dictator of Northern Ireland
			\|known_for = Unification of Ireland
			}}

			{{Ability
			\|title = Memetic Hawker
			\|trait = Allows Randy to implant his thoughts and beliefs into others as part of engaging in a transaction with them, thus 'selling' his thoughts.
			\|origin = Northern Ireland
			\|power = 7/10
			\|rarity = One known user
			\|destructive_power = 0/10
			}}

			'''Randall Amos Hawkins''', better known under the nickname [[Randy Hawk]], is a Northern Irish Latin teacher and 'president' of the '''Republic of Greater Northern Ireland'''.

	== Life ==		== Life ==
	Randy was once a normal Latin teacher—if one with not-so-normal political and religious beliefs, chiefly among them a fervent Northern-Irish nationalism. He was almost suspended once when he addressed a 13-year-old boy who turned out to be an exchange student from Essex as ‘English Devil-Spawn’ and began chanting exorcisms while pointing a silver cross at him.		Randy was once a normal Latin teacher—if one with not-so-normal political and religious beliefs, chiefly among them a fervent Northern Irish nationalism. He was almost suspended once when he addressed a 13-year-old boy who turned out to be an exchange student from Essex as ‘English Devil-Spawn’ and began chanting exorcisms while pointing a silver cross at him.

	Following the destruction of [[Iceland]], Randy spent the next few months in fear that Ireland would be next and began devising a plan to strenghen the defences of the island against meteor strikes. However, his plans went nowhere until he was approached by and subsequently became a member of [[TAX]], where he was given access to an underground stash of ten-year-old Gambian coffee, which allowed him to become [[extrafertile]].		Following the [[Orkney Exodus of 2022\|destruction of Iceland]], Randy spent the next few months in fear that Ireland would be next and began devising a plan to strenghen the defences of the island against meteor strikes. However, his plans went nowhere until he was approached by and subsequently became a member of [[TAX]], where he was given access to an underground stash of ten-year-old Gambian coffee, which allowed him to become [[extrafertile]].

	With the knowledge of the [[Grinch Alliance]] at his disposal, he quickly learned the truth of the fall of Iceland and immediately pivoted to forming a defence task force against [[Sterility]] users instead. He took inspiration from the policies of [[Adama Barrow]] and proposed the idea of banning all tea to his local MP, but was quickly laughed out of the room.		With the knowledge of the [[Grinch Alliance]] at his disposal, he quickly learned the truth of the fall of Iceland and immediately pivoted to forming a defence task force against [[Sterility]] users instead. He took inspiration from the policies of [[Adama Barrow]] and proposed the idea of banning all tea to his local MP, but was quickly laughed out of the room.

Paul McSaggins

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-{{Biography|title1 = Paul McSaggins|image1 = Mcsag.jpg|caption1 = Leprechaun?|birth = 1949|parents = [[Ironheart McSaggins]]|spouse = Debra Keefe McSaggins|children = Kelly McSaggins|career = Irish freedom fighter|known_for = Radiation Transport}}Paul McSaggins is an Irish leprechaun.
+{{Biography
 == Biography ==
-He fought for Ireland's independence during the Troubles, and after nearly dying of inhaling tear gas he gained the ability to carry his essence across the paths of radiation waves. Just after the Bloody Sunday Massacre of 1972, McSaggins battled with [[BOB]] and [[Yellow Ken]] after they tried to use him to map the Mandelbrot Graph. After Northern Ireland was not given independence, McSaggins decided to use his powers to guide others through interdimensional space. By the late 1990s he was hired by [[Teshub]] of the [[Friendly Council]] to intercept information from [[Mímir]] and [[Odin]]'s band of [[FUR-E]]'s in exchange for the [[REPTILE]]s' attempts to destabilize Northern Ireland. He developed a hatred for BOB for introducing him to this chaotic interdimensional life, and has since taken every opportunity possible to troll him.{{Character_Sheet|species = Human|race_/_nationality = Irish|height = 5'10"|weight = 205 lbs|eye_color = blue-green|fertility_level = High|special_ability = In the Air Tonight|native_dimension = -17i|song_/_artist = U2|movie = Caddyshack|tv_show = "Henry VIII"|passtime = collects vinyl records|sports_team = anything but England|political_party = IRA|friend = BOB? (Frenemy)|animal = crow|insecurity = popularity|dungeons_and_dragons_alignment = Neutral Neutral|number = 7}}{{Ability|title1 = In The Air Tonight|image1 = INHE AIR.png|caption1 = an image captured at the s p e e d o f l i g h t|trait = Allows user to ride along any wave of light radiation, anywhere on the spectrum, at the speed of light|origin = Ireland|power = 9.5/10|rarity = one user|destructive_power = 1/10}}[[Category:People]]
+He fought for Ireland's independence during the Troubles, and after nearly dying of inhaling tear gas he gained the ability to carry his essence across the paths of radiation waves. Just after the Bloody Sunday Massacre of 1972, McSaggins battled with [[BOB]] and [[Yellow Ken]] after they tried to use him to map the Mandelbrot Graph. After Northern Ireland was not given independence, McSaggins decided to use his powers to guide others through interdimensional space. By the late 1990s he was hired by [[Teshub]] of the [[Friendly Council]] to intercept information from [[Mímir]] and [[Odin]]'s band of [[FUR-E]]'s in exchange for the [[REPTILE]]s' attempts to destabilize Northern Ireland. He developed a hatred for BOB for introducing him to this chaotic interdimensional life, and has since taken every opportunity possible to troll him.

TAX

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	In 2022, TAX joined the [[Grinch Alliance]].		In 2022, TAX joined the [[Grinch Alliance]].

			== Known Members ==
			* [[Randy Hawk]]

Randy Hawk

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	'''Randall Amos Hawkins''', better known under the nickname [[Randy Hawk]], is a ~~British~~ chemistry teacher and president of the ''Republic of Greater Northern ~~Island~~''.		'''Randall Amos Hawkins''', better known under the nickname [[Randy Hawk]], is a Northern Irish chemistry teacher and president of the '''Republic of Greater Northern Ireland'''.

	== Life ==		== Life ==
	Randy was once a normal Latin teacher—if one with not-so-normal political and religious beliefs. He was almost suspended once when he addressed a 13-year-old boy who turned out to be an exchange student from Essex as ‘English Devil-Spawn’ and began chanting an exorcisms while pointing a silver cross at him.		Randy was once a normal Latin teacher—if one with not-so-normal political and religious beliefs, chiefly among them a fervent Northern-Irish nationalism. He was almost suspended once when he addressed a 13-year-old boy who turned out to be an exchange student from Essex as ‘English Devil-Spawn’ and began chanting exorcisms while pointing a silver cross at him.

	Following the destruction of [[Iceland]], Randy spent the next few months in fear that Ireland would be next and began devising a plan to strenghen the defences of the island against meteor strikes. However, his plans went nowhere until he was approached by and subsequently became a member of [[TAX]], where he was given access to an underground stash of ten-year-old Gambian coffee, which allowed him to become [[extrafertile]].		Following the destruction of [[Iceland]], Randy spent the next few months in fear that Ireland would be next and began devising a plan to strenghen the defences of the island against meteor strikes. However, his plans went nowhere until he was approached by and subsequently became a member of [[TAX]], where he was given access to an underground stash of ten-year-old Gambian coffee, which allowed him to become [[extrafertile]].
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	With the knowledge of the [[Grinch Alliance]] at his disposal, he quickly learned the truth of the fall of Iceland and immediately pivoted to forming a defence task force against [[Sterility]] users instead. He took inspiration from the policies of [[Adama Barrow]] and proposed the idea of banning all tea to his local MP, but was quickly laughed out of the room.		With the knowledge of the [[Grinch Alliance]] at his disposal, he quickly learned the truth of the fall of Iceland and immediately pivoted to forming a defence task force against [[Sterility]] users instead. He took inspiration from the policies of [[Adama Barrow]] and proposed the idea of banning all tea to his local MP, but was quickly laughed out of the room.

	Disillusioned with what he called ‘a sad imitation of democracy’, Randy decided to take matters into his own hands. Using his ability, '''Memetic Hawker''', which allowed him to ‘sell’ thoughts to other people—or really, implant them—as part of a ‘transaction’, he quickly rose in the ranks of society to become the #1 most liked person in all of Northern Ireland. He secretly plundered TAX’s coffee stash and began distributing it amongst his most loyal followers.		Disillusioned with what he called ‘a sad imitation of democracy’, Randy decided to take matters into his own hands. Using his newly-gained ability, '''Memetic Hawker''', which allowed him to ‘sell’ thoughts to other people—or really, implant them—as part of a ‘transaction’, he quickly rose in the ranks of society to become the #1 most liked person in all of Northern Ireland. He secretly plundered TAX’s coffee stash and began distributing it amongst his most loyal followers.

	Thus, when Randy called his people to arms and proclaimed independence from the UK, they followed, and, ~~following~~ a series of violent altercations with local police forces and even the British Armed Forces—both of which were ill-prepared to deal with Randy’s extrafertile associates—they eventually succeeded in driving the ‘English cunts’, as he called them, out of Northern ~~Irelands~~.		Thus, when Randy called his people to arms and proclaimed independence from the UK, they followed, and, after a series of violent altercations with local police forces and even the British Armed Forces—both of which were ill-prepared to deal with Randy’s extrafertile associates—they eventually succeeded in driving the ‘English cunts’, as he called them, out of Northern Ireland.

	The next logical step would have been to enter negotiations with the Republic of Ireland, who might just agree to form a unified Ireland with Randy’s forces. However, in a move that by some contemporary historians has been called a ~~masterstroke~~ of tactical ~~genius~~, Randy instead gathered all of his men and marched on Dublin.		The next logical step would have been to enter negotiations with the Republic of Ireland, who might just agree to form a unified Ireland with Randy’s forces. However, in a move that by some contemporary historians has been called a ‘masterstroke of tactical genius’, Randy instead gathered all of his men and marched on Dublin.

	Two days later, Ireland capitulated and Randy formed the '''Republic of Greater Northern Ireland''', which now encompassed all of Ireland. Any British residents that remained in Ireland were told to 'please fuck off'. The ones who refused and remained behind as they had come to consider Ireland their home were eventually allowed to stay, but Randy ordered the erection of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_lines Peace Lines] to separate the 'proper Irish citizens' from the remaining 'unwanted rabble'.		Two days later, Ireland capitulated and Randy formed the '''Republic of Greater Northern Ireland''', which now encompassed all of Ireland. Any British residents that remained in Ireland were told to 'please fuck off'. The ones who refused and remained behind as they had come to consider Ireland their home were eventually allowed to stay, but Randy ordered the erection of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_lines Peace Lines] to separate the 'proper Irish citizens' from the remaining 'unwanted rabble'.

	After consolidating his position in this manner, Randy passed a law that outlawed all tea in the country and entered negotiations with [[Yahya Thor Requiem]] regarding the mass import of Gambian coffee.		After consolidating his position in this manner, Randy passed a law that outlawed all tea in the country and entered negotiations with [[Yahya Thor Requiem]] regarding the mass import of Gambian coffee.

Randy Hawk

Ætérnal — Fri, 18 Sep 2026 23:35:20 GMT

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'''Randall Amos Hawkins''', better known under the nickname [[Randy Hawk]], is a British chemistry teacher and president of the ''Republic of Greater Northern Island''.

== Life ==
Randy was once a normal Latin teacher—if one with not-so-normal political and religious beliefs. He was almost suspended once when he addressed a 13-year-old boy who turned out to be an exchange student from Essex as ‘English Devil-Spawn’ and began chanting an exorcisms while pointing a silver cross at him.

Following the destruction of [[Iceland]], Randy spent the next few months in fear that Ireland would be next and began devising a plan to strenghen the defences of the island against meteor strikes. However, his plans went nowhere until he was approached by and subsequently became a member of [[TAX]], where he was given access to an underground stash of ten-year-old Gambian coffee, which allowed him to become [[extrafertile]].

With the knowledge of the [[Grinch Alliance]] at his disposal, he quickly learned the truth of the fall of Iceland and immediately pivoted to forming a defence task force against [[Sterility]] users instead. He took inspiration from the policies of [[Adama Barrow]] and proposed the idea of banning all tea to his local MP, but was quickly laughed out of the room.

Disillusioned with what he called ‘a sad imitation of democracy’, Randy decided to take matters into his own hands. Using his ability, '''Memetic Hawker''', which allowed him to ‘sell’ thoughts to other people—or really, implant them—as part of a ‘transaction’, he quickly rose in the ranks of society to become the #1 most liked person in all of Northern Ireland. He secretly plundered TAX’s coffee stash and began distributing it amongst his most loyal followers.

Thus, when Randy called his people to arms and proclaimed independence from the UK, they followed, and, following a series of violent altercations with local police forces and even the British Armed Forces—both of which were ill-prepared to deal with Randy’s extrafertile associates—they eventually succeeded in driving the ‘English cunts’, as he called them, out of Northern Irelands.

The next logical step would have been to enter negotiations with the Republic of Ireland, who might just agree to form a unified Ireland with Randy’s forces. However, in a move that by some contemporary historians has been called a masterstroke of tactical genius, Randy instead gathered all of his men and marched on Dublin.

Two days later, Ireland capitulated and Randy formed the '''Republic of Greater Northern Ireland''', which now encompassed all of Ireland. Any British residents that remained in Ireland were told to 'please fuck off'. The ones who refused and remained behind as they had come to consider Ireland their home were eventually allowed to stay, but Randy ordered the erection of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_lines Peace Lines] to separate the 'proper Irish citizens' from the remaining 'unwanted rabble'.

After consolidating his position in this manner, Randy passed a law that outlawed all tea in the country and entered negotiations with [[Yahya Thor Requiem]] regarding the mass import of Gambian coffee.