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Captain Jacques Spereaux

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	{{Biography\|title1 = Jacques Spereaux\|image1 = captain.jpg\|caption1 = Spereaux with his Entangled Form, Crunch\|name = Jacques Spereaux\|birth = 1895\|spouse = Amelia Earhart\|children = Meet-The-Real-Son-Of-Amelia-Earhart Spereaux\|career = Guano Piracy}}"Captain" Jacques Spereaux is a French-Mexican pirate with an Entangled Form, a dog-type that he named Crunch. Headquartered in the semi-unclaimed island of Clipperton in the Pacific Ocean, he used its main natural resource, guano, and his ability to decrease the physical phenomenon of buoyancy, to engage in piracy in the eastern Pacific Ocean.		{{Biography\|title1 = Jacques Spereaux\|image1 = captain.jpg\|caption1 = Spereaux with his Entangled Form, Crunch\|name = Jacques Spereaux\|birth = 1895\|spouse = Amelia Earhart\|children = Meet-The-Real-Son-Of-Amelia-Earhart Spereaux\|career = Guano Piracy}}"Captain" Jacques Spereaux is a French-Mexican pirate with an [[Entangled Form]], a dog-type that he named Crunch. Headquartered in the semi-unclaimed island of Clipperton in the Pacific Ocean, he used its main natural resource, guano, and his ability to decrease the physical phenomenon of buoyancy, to engage in piracy in the eastern Pacific Ocean.

	In 1940, he met Amelia Earhart, the pilot who went missing while attempting to fly over the Pacific Ocean. He offered her a service she could not refuse- a chance at beginning a new life. Their brief, unofficial "marriage" culminated in her assuming the identity of a New Jersey woman named Irene Craigmile Bolam, only after their one year relationship produced a child.		In 1940, he met Amelia Earhart, the pilot who went missing while attempting to fly over the Pacific Ocean. He offered her a service she could not refuse- a chance at beginning a new life. Their brief, unofficial "marriage" culminated in her assuming the identity of a New Jersey woman named Irene Craigmile Bolam, only after their one year relationship produced a child.

Hesturn Occult Research Labs

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Boy Next Door (Holding Out For a Hero)

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	== Boy Next Door (Holding Out For a Hero) ==		== Boy Next Door (Holding Out For a Hero) ==
	As Silvia and Jean were enjoying Chicken'n Steak with Stefan in California, back in France at the labs, the HORL Super Computer, a conglomerate of nearly 12,000 old Dell brand Inspiron Laptops was in the middle of its monthly deep-learning cycle of ~~downloading~~ every instance of gay pornography off of the Internet and analyzing it for possible fertility boosting properties. This went on normally until the system detected a large burst of fertility energy coming from the Great Barrier Reef. It wasn't just an ordinary burst of energy but was an encrypted message that the computer began trying to decode, but this was difficult with 30 million instances of 'Boy Next Door' videos playing simultaneously. The decoding would have to wait until Silvia or Jean returned to the lab.[[Category:Organizations]]		As Silvia and Jean were enjoying Chicken'n Steak with Stefan in California, back in France at the labs, the HORL Super Computer, a conglomerate of nearly 12,000 old Dell brand Inspiron Laptops was in the middle of its monthly deep-learning cycle of "back-propogating" every instance of gay pornography off of the Internet and analyzing it for possible fertility boosting properties. This went on normally until the system detected a large burst of fertility energy coming from the Great Barrier Reef. It wasn't just an ordinary burst of energy but was an encrypted message that the computer began trying to decode, but this was difficult with 30 million instances of 'Boy Next Door' videos playing simultaneously. The decoding would have to wait until Silvia or Jean returned to the lab.[[Category:Organizations]]

La-Attitude

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	{{Biography\|title1 = La-Attitude\|name = Motsu Natsuki\|career = Coffee Haus 4 Operator\|image1 = attitude.jpg\|known_for = Singer and Rap Game		{{Biography\|title1 = La-Attitude\|name = Motsu Natsuki\|career = Coffee Haus 4 Operator\|image1 = attitude.jpg\|known_for = Singer and Rap Game
	Coffee Haus 4}}La-Attitude is a singer, rapper and coffee enthusiast. He is the operator and co-owner of [[Coffee Haus 4]] in the Gambia which he created after he went on a [[Gambian Holiday]] and discovered how great [[coffee]] could be. His works are said to have inspired other artists such as [[Lil Mill]] and [[Big Money Gambia]].{{Ability\|title1 = Night of Fire\|trait = Greatly increases musical abilities. Also can make things hot or catch fire.\|origin = Sold by Baja Jeb\|power = 2\|rarity = Common\|destructive_power = 3}}He possesses the ability Night of Fire which boosts his musical talent as well as heat things up such as coffee. He obtained this ability from [[Baja Jeb]].		Coffee Haus 4}}La-Attitude is a singer, rapper and coffee enthusiast. He is the operator and co-owner of [[Coffee Haus 4]] in the Gambia which he created after he went on a [[Gambian Holiday]] and discovered how great [[coffee]] could be. His works are said to have inspired other artists such as [[Lil Mill]] and [[Big Money Gambia]].{{Ability\|title1 = Night of Fire\|trait = Greatly increases musical abilities. Also can make things hot or catch fire.\|origin = Sold by Baja Jeb\|power = 2\|rarity = Common\|destructive_power = 3}}He possesses the ability '''Night of Fire''' which boosts his musical talent as well as heat things up such as coffee. He obtained this ability from [[Baja Jeb]].

	He died in the [[Battle of Gambian Tributary Number Twelve]] along with Coffee Haus 4. His soul is currently in [[Realm of the Dead\|+17i]].		He died in the [[Battle of Gambian Tributary Number Twelve]] along with Coffee Haus 4. His soul is currently in [[Realm of the Dead\|+17i]].
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Cants A

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{{Biography|title1 = Cants A|image1 = cants a.png|caption1 = Cants A, 1939 colorized|name = Cants A|parents = ???|spouse = ???|children = Cantsbee, 196 others|known_for = sentience}}
Cants A (1907-1979) was the oldest known mountain gorilla and leader of the largest tribe of gorillas known in the world, numbering over 2,000 by the late 1950s. He was the father of Cantsbee, who took over the tribe for him after his death.

He was given human-level intelligence by [[Darby "Crumbleboy" Hatfield]] in 1908 after they developed a friendship from other sides of the fence at the [[Heart of Darkness]] prison for vivimancers.

Mud Bubby

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	{{Biography\|title1 = Mud Bubby\|image1 = Muddd.png\|caption1 = MUD BUBBY\|name = MUD BUBBY\|parents = MUD BUBBY(s)\|spouse = MUD BUBBY(s)\|children = MUD BuBBiES\|known_for = MUD}}Mud Bubby is a small blue dragon sea slug from Kunashiri, Japan. She is the Super Ghost of the Kuril Islands in Japan and eastern Russia. She feeds off of fertility from beach lifeforms and dolphins and has the ability to cause colorblindness to the color magenta.		{{Biography\|title1 = Mud Bubby\|image1 = Muddd.png\|caption1 = MUD BUBBY\|name = MUD BUBBY\|parents = MUD BUBBY(s)\|spouse = MUD BUBBY(s)\|children = MUD BuBBiES\|known_for = MUD}}
			Mud Bubby is a small blue dragon sea slug from Kunashiri, Japan. She is the Super Ghost of the Kuril Islands in Japan and eastern Russia. She feeds off of fertility from beach lifeforms and dolphins and has the ability to cause colorblindness to the color magenta.
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Heart of Darkness

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The Heart of Darkness was a high-security prison for "vivimancers" in German East Africa from 1902-1918.

It was established by German Reichskommissar [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustav_Adolf_von_G%C3%B6tzen Gustav Adolf von Götzen] and American President Theodore Roosevelt, both of whom were huge fans of the novel [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_of_Darkness Heart of Darkness] by Joseph Conrad. Both had an interest in storing dangerous individuals far away from the cores of their empires, primarily those who were interested in giving sentience to non-human animals, plants, and fungi.

It was dismantled by mid-1919 by the new British government of Tanganyika led by Sir Horace Byatt, who thought sentient animals would be "jolly good."

==Notable Inmates==
* [[Darby "Crumbleboy" Hatfield]] (1904-1909)
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Darby "Crumbleboy" Hatfield

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	After the Civil War, Hatfield returned to his home in West Virginia to participate in the Hatfield-McCoy feud.		After the Civil War, Hatfield returned to his home in West Virginia to participate in the Hatfield-McCoy feud.

	After the assassination of President William McKinley in 1901, [[Robert Todd Lincoln]], son of the late Abraham Lincoln, found Hatfield in his lair along the Cheat River near Rowlesburg, West Virginia to conscript him to create a race of sentient flowers to protect the White House from what he saw as his personal curse (being present for every US presidential assassination and attempt up to this point). The flowers, mostly roses, were made sentient. President Theodore Roosevelt noticed this in the summer of 1904 and proceeded to kill all of them and preserve them in formaldehyde. Roosevelt ordered Hatfield, now 103 years old, to be sent to German East Africa. There he was imprisoned in the Heart of Darkness, a high security prison for “vivimancers.”		After the assassination of President William McKinley in 1901, [[Robert Todd Lincoln]], son of the late Abraham Lincoln, found Hatfield in his lair along the Cheat River near Rowlesburg, West Virginia to conscript him to create a race of sentient flowers to protect the White House from what he saw as his personal curse (being present for every US presidential assassination and attempt up to this point). The flowers, mostly roses, were made sentient. President Theodore Roosevelt noticed this in the summer of 1904 and proceeded to kill all of them and preserve them in formaldehyde. Roosevelt ordered Hatfield, now 103 years old, to be sent to German East Africa. There he was imprisoned in the [[Heart of Darkness]], a high security prison for “vivimancers.”
	There, for the remaining years of his life, Hatfield imbued several tribes of mountain gorillas with sentience. The leader of one tribe was known as [[Cants A]], father of the famous ape leader Cantsbee.		There, for the remaining years of his life, Hatfield imbued several tribes of mountain gorillas with sentience. The leader of one tribe was known as [[Cants A]], father of the famous ape leader Cantsbee.

	He died in 1909 after conscripting an army of moths and flies to raise him into the sky so he could “reach heaven.” The operation was interrupted by a breeze of approximately 5 miles per hour, sending Hatfield falling to his death from a height of approximately 7 feet.		He died in 1909 after conscripting an army of moths and flies to raise him into the sky so he could “reach heaven.” The operation was interrupted by a breeze of approximately 5 miles per hour, sending Hatfield falling to his death from a height of approximately 7 feet.

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Darby "Crumbleboy" Hatfield

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			{{Biography\|title1 = Darby Hatfield\|image1 = darby.png\|caption1 = Hatfield during his time as a Civil War medic, 1861\|name = Darby Hatfield\|birth = 1801\|spouse = none\|children = approximately 47,000 sentient animals, plants, and fungi\|career = Vivimancy}}

	Darby “Crumbleboy” Hatfield (1801-1909) was a doctor and mad scientist who served as a medic for the 17th Michigan during the United States Civil War. He abandoned his post after experiencing “electricity” during the Battle of Antietam.		Darby “Crumbleboy” Hatfield (1801-1909) was a doctor and mad scientist who served as a medic for the 17th Michigan during the United States Civil War. He abandoned his post after experiencing “electricity” during the Battle of Antietam.

Captain Jacques Spereaux

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	Spereaux continued his guano capers throughout the 20th century, being apparently genuinely confused as to why his aging process seemed to be so slow. After meddling with the diplomatic relations between Papua New Guinea and New Caledonia in 2018, he met a new adversary, a couple of [[False Reflection\|False Reflections]] named [[Waffle Man]] and Woman of Beer.		Spereaux continued his guano capers throughout the 20th century, being apparently genuinely confused as to why his aging process seemed to be so slow. After meddling with the diplomatic relations between Papua New Guinea and New Caledonia in 2018, he met a new adversary, a couple of [[False Reflection\|False Reflections]] named [[Waffle Man]] and Woman of Beer.

			In the [[Bougainville Mixup of 2024]], Spereaux successfully murdered Waffle Man in broad daylight, though he remained extant.

			From there he negotiated with the [[Bean Boarders]] to gain access to the Panama Canal and began claiming various guano-coated Cays in the Caribbean. Eventually he set up shop on the island of [[Bimini]], where he quickly came into conflict with [[Marco Rubio]] and the [[Fountain of Youth]]. He joined forces with the keeper of the Bimini Healing Pool, [[Super Barbarossa]], to keep Rubio from accessing immortality.

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Bimini

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	Bimini was an island cluster in the [[Principality of ~~the~~ Flahamas]]. Biminian separatists serving the guano pirate [[Captain Jacques Spereaux]] fought viciously to maintain the archipelago's independence from [[Marco Rubio]] and the [[Fountain of Youth]] in early 2025.		Bimini was an island cluster in the [[Principality of The Flahamas]]. Biminian separatists serving the guano pirate [[Captain Jacques Spereaux]] fought viciously to maintain the archipelago's independence from [[Marco Rubio]] and the [[Fountain of Youth]] in early 2025.

Bimini

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Bimini was an island cluster in the [[Principality of the Flahamas]]. Biminian separatists serving the guano pirate [[Captain Jacques Spereaux]] fought viciously to maintain the archipelago's independence from [[Marco Rubio]] and the [[Fountain of Youth]] in early 2025.

Mamas for Flahamas Political Action Committee

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	The Mamas For Flahamas ~~Politicl~~ Action Committee, often called MamaFlahamaPAC online, is a political action committee and fund aggregator that was established to help Florida join with the Bahamas and declare independence from the United States.		The Mamas For Flahamas Political Action Committee, often called MamaFlahamaPAC online, is a political action committee and fund aggregator that was established to help Florida join with the Bahamas and declare independence from the United States.
	During its critical period from 2022-2026, it was led by [[Carol Christhammer Clap]].		During its critical period from 2022-2026, it was led by [[Carol Christhammer Clap]].

Mamas for Flahamas Political Action Committee

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The Mamas For Flahamas Politicl Action Committee, often called MamaFlahamaPAC online, is a political action committee and fund aggregator that was established to help Florida join with the Bahamas and declare independence from the United States.
During its critical period from 2022-2026, it was led by [[Carol Christhammer Clap]].

Star Wars X: Ascent of Maul

King Horror — Mon, 08 Jun 2026 16:26:08 GMT

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	The film opens with a fleet of Imperial Star Destroyers escaping from the planet of Geonosis. Despite Emperor Palpatine's defeat, this fleet was dead-set on continuing its mission to conquer the galaxy. A Storm Trooper makes a call to a mysterious recipient, asking the figure "My Lord, what is your Next Order?" The figure replies "In due time, in due time."		The film opens with a fleet of Imperial Star Destroyers escaping from the planet of Geonosis. Despite Emperor Palpatine's defeat, this fleet was dead-set on continuing its mission to conquer the galaxy. A Storm Trooper makes a call to a mysterious recipient, asking the figure "My Lord, what is your Next Order?" The figure replies "In due time, in due time."

	15 years later, Rey Skywalker, Kylo Ren, and Luke Skywalker are eating breakfast in the new home built upon the foundations of Uncle Owen's old house on Tattooine. Rey and Kylo's son, Luca, comes rolling in from his most recent Pod Racing victory and ~~opens~~ the ~~door~~.		15 years later, Rey Skywalker, Kylo Ren, and Luke Skywalker are eating breakfast in the new home built upon the foundations of Uncle Owen's old house on Tattooine. Rey and Kylo's son, Luca, comes rolling in from his most recent Pod Racing victory and proclaims that he wants to go to the Third Republic Pilot Training School. The family congratulates him, and Luke offers to take Luca to a special place to celebrate his career choice.

			They travel to the planet Hoth, where they reunite with an elderly Po Damerin. Po takes the crew to the site of a massive battle in the olden days, but when they get there, they see several newly activated AT-ATs. The groups attempts to escape, but Luca falls to the ground and is trapped in a Force Bubble by a masked figure. Through laser blasts and snow this figure approaches, revealing himself to be none other than Darth Maul.
			Maul proclaims that Luca is vital to the fulfillment of the plans of the "Next Order," a reestablishment of the Old Republic from before the Clone Wars.

			The crew embarks on a galaxy-spanning journey to rescue Luca and prove to the citizens of the galaxy that the Third Republic is a massive improvement on the hubris and corruption of the Old Republic.

			At the end of the second act, Po Damerin gets dramatically chopped in half by Maul's assistant, Darth Ahsoka.

			The group reconvenes and is inspired by meeting Rada the Hutt, who brings his droid army in the group's support to an impending battle on Naboo.

			During this final, underwater battle, all hope seems lost, until an army of Nabooboos led by Snarlo Binks (daughter of Jar Jar Binks) comes to save the day. Darth Maul loses his hand and retreats, but Luca is saved after reveals he is sensitive to the force. In a post-credits scene, Naboo falls to the Next Order and Snarlo's army flees the planet for the Outer Rim.

	==Reception==		==Reception==

Department of Star Wars

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	The Department of Star Wars is an executive department of the U.S. federal government responsible for the management of Star Wars media and intellectual property, along with anything associated with the former film studio Lucasfilms, which was purchased by the government from the Walt Disney Corporation in 2025 for nearly $90 Billion.		The Department of Star Wars is an executive department of the U.S. federal government responsible for the management of Star Wars media and intellectual property, along with anything associated with the former film studio Lucasfilms, which was purchased by the government from the Walt Disney Corporation in 2025 for nearly $90 Billion.

			George Lucas was brought into the [[Harlow Tinfoil]] presidential administration as the inaugural "Secretary of Star Wars" for the sole purpose of managing the intellectual property while recently acquitted former president [[Jeffrey Meena]] wrote, produced, and directed the second set of Star Wars sequels, beginning with [[Star Wars X: Ascent of Maul]].

Department of Star Wars

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The Department of Star Wars is an executive department of the U.S. federal government responsible for the management of Star Wars media and intellectual property, along with anything associated with the former film studio Lucasfilms, which was purchased by the government from the Walt Disney Corporation in 2025 for nearly $90 Billion.

Marco Rubio

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	==Quest for Immortality==		==Quest for Immortality==
	During his time as a US Senator in 2022, Rubio met [[Joaquin De Los Pavos]] while at a salon in Palm Peach.		During his time as a US Senator in 2022, Rubio met [[Joaquin De Los Pavos]] while at a salon in Palm Peach. As Joaquin was looking "radiant," Rubio asked what his skincare routine was, to which Joaquin responded "La fuente."

			Curious, Rubio spent many days and nights with Joaquin learning about the power of tobacco and the healing pools of [[Bimini]]. Combined, these could cure Rubio's hideous scars and make him "young and beautiful" for centuries. It was here where he conceived the plan to unify Florida and the Bahamas, to gain full access to all the restricted lands in the Bahamas.

			His plan seemed far-fetched, but his new PAC the "[[Mamas for Flahamas Political Action Committee]]" quickly gained grassroots and corporate support from several entities from both the United States and The Bahamas. After Queen Elizabeth II was granted [[Super Death]] in September of 2022, the plan gained further momentum; the newly-crowned King Charles publicly forgot that the Bahamas existed.

			The chaotic presidency of [[Jeffrey Meena]] and the theatrics of his impending divorce subsumed much of the national conversation about the [[2024 United States Presidential Election]], and Rubio took this opportunity to create a political party and file for candidacy. In a general election with at least 6 major candidates, the Rubio won the state of Florida's electoral college votes with 39% of the popular vote.

			The logistics of getting true independence seemed nigh impossible, but, as fate had had it, two other independence movements also succeeded elsewhere in the country: the [[Greater Lakes]] and the Independent [[Washington, DC]] movements. With no majority achieved in the electoral college, the fate of the presidency and the independence movements was left to the outcome of the meetings of congress that came to be known as the [[Compromise of 2024]]. The outcome was in Rubio's favor.

			On Christmas Eve, 2024, Rubio sent 500 yachts full of armed militiamen to fly the new flag of the Flahamas over every island in the Bahamas, and were met with no resistance except for at one island: the ever-desired Bimini.

All-American Suckers

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	During the Vicksburg campaign of the United States Civil War, the Suckers descended upon a tavern in the besieged city, where they encountered a secret gathering of the [[Fountain of Youth]], a group of former Spanish Conquistadors who had not only found the gift of extended life in the form of a particular breed of tobacco, but had successfully turned their capes into conscious beings.		During the Vicksburg campaign of the United States Civil War, the Suckers descended upon a tavern in the besieged city, where they encountered a secret gathering of the [[Fountain of Youth]], a group of former Spanish Conquistadors who had not only found the gift of extended life in the form of a particular breed of tobacco, but had successfully turned their capes into conscious beings.
	The Conquistadors were mostly eradicated, except for a turncoat named [[Joaquin De Los Pavos]], who begged that their capes be granted mercy. The capes, who could move, grovelled and begged for a second chance. The Suckers reluctantly accepted, and wore the sentient capes thenceforth.		The Conquistadors were mostly eradicated, except for a turncoat named [[Joaquin De Los Pavos]], who begged that their capes be granted mercy. The capes, who could move, grovelled and begged for a second chance. The Suckers reluctantly accepted, and wore the sentient capes thenceforth.

			After Abraham Lincoln's assassination in 1865, co-founder [[The Assistant]] took the lead of the organization until his death in 1936.

	In 1872, the group discovered a herd of [[Not Deer]] who had decided that sentience was a curse to be expunged. As such, they joined forces with the Suckers, who often used them as their mounts when going on "hunts" for enemies.		In 1872, the group discovered a herd of [[Not Deer]] who had decided that sentience was a curse to be expunged. As such, they joined forces with the Suckers, who often used them as their mounts when going on "hunts" for enemies.

	Thanks to their efforts, most of the sentient animals and their creators were eradicated by 1912, all supposedly in the name of Abraham Lincoln. Only the Not Deer were allowed to remain.		Thanks to their efforts, most of the sentient animals and their creators were eradicated by 1912, all supposedly in the name of Abraham Lincoln. Only the Not Deer were allowed to remain.

Marco Rubio

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	His charred appearance, which became part of his brand image, was caused by severe burns inflicted by [[Tropical Hellfire Armando]] in August 2021.		His charred appearance, which became part of his brand image, was caused by severe burns inflicted by [[Tropical Hellfire Armando]] in August 2021.

			In 2024, he successfully led a campaign to bring Florida and the Bahamas together as one independent nation, the Principality of the Flahamas. Naturally, he became its High Prince on January 1st, 2025.

			==Quest for Immortality==
			During his time as a US Senator in 2022, Rubio met [[Joaquin De Los Pavos]] while at a salon in Palm Peach.

Darby "Crumbleboy" Hatfield

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	During the chaos of the Battle of Walkerton in February of 1864, Hatfield was captured by a group of vampires called the [[All-American Suckers]] who were working on behalf of Abraham Lincoln to eradicate all non-human sentient life.		During the chaos of the Battle of Walkerton in February of 1864, Hatfield was captured by a group of vampires called the [[All-American Suckers]] who were working on behalf of Abraham Lincoln to eradicate all non-human sentient life.
	He was brought covertly across enemy lines to Washington, DC and was presented directly to Abraham Lincoln. ~~Lincoln explained to~~ Hatfield ~~that the Not Deer had joined forces with the Suckers. These were to be the only sentient nonhumans~~ to ~~remain on Earth, and Hatfield was no~~ refrain from his activities.		He was brought covertly across enemy lines to Washington, DC and was presented directly to Abraham Lincoln. Hatfield was to refrain from his activities, as a matter of national security.

	After the Civil War, Hatfield returned to his home in West Virginia to participate in the Hatfield-McCoy feud.		After the Civil War, Hatfield returned to his home in West Virginia to participate in the Hatfield-McCoy feud.

	After the assassination of President William McKinley in 1901, Robert Todd Lincoln, son of the late Abraham Lincoln, found Hatfield in his lair along the Cheat River near Rowlesburg, West Virginia to conscript him to create a race of sentient flowers to protect the White House from what he saw as his personal curse (being present for every US presidential assassination and attempt up to this point). The flowers, mostly roses, were made sentient. President Theodore Roosevelt noticed this in the summer of 1904 and proceeded to kill all of them and preserve them in ~~fromaldehide~~. Roosevelt ordered Hatfield, now 103 years old, to be sent to German East Africa. There he was imprisoned in the Heart of Darkness, a high security prison for “vivimancers.”		After the assassination of President William McKinley in 1901, [[Robert Todd Lincoln]], son of the late Abraham Lincoln, found Hatfield in his lair along the Cheat River near Rowlesburg, West Virginia to conscript him to create a race of sentient flowers to protect the White House from what he saw as his personal curse (being present for every US presidential assassination and attempt up to this point). The flowers, mostly roses, were made sentient. President Theodore Roosevelt noticed this in the summer of 1904 and proceeded to kill all of them and preserve them in formaldehyde. Roosevelt ordered Hatfield, now 103 years old, to be sent to German East Africa. There he was imprisoned in the Heart of Darkness, a high security prison for “vivimancers.”
	There, for the remaining years of his life, Hatfield imbued several tribes of mountain gorillas with sentience. The leader of one tribe was known as [[Cants A]], father of the famous ape leader Cantsbee.		There, for the remaining years of his life, Hatfield imbued several tribes of mountain gorillas with sentience. The leader of one tribe was known as [[Cants A]], father of the famous ape leader Cantsbee.

	He died in 1909 after conscripting an army of moths and flies to raise him into the sky so he could “reach heaven.” The operation was interrupted by a breeze of approximately 5 miles per hour, sending Hatfield falling to his death from a height of approximately 7 feet.		He died in 1909 after conscripting an army of moths and flies to raise him into the sky so he could “reach heaven.” The operation was interrupted by a breeze of approximately 5 miles per hour, sending Hatfield falling to his death from a height of approximately 7 feet.

Joaquin De Los Pavos

King Horror — Mon, 08 Jun 2026 05:23:01 GMT

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Joaquin de los Pavos (referred to as “Turkey Jack” in some Cajun folklore) is a former Spanish conquistador and founding member of the [[Fountain of Youth]].

He joined the [[All-American Suckers]] in 1862 and supplied them with their famous sentient capes.

Darby "Crumbleboy" Hatfield

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	Darby “Crumbleboy” Hatfield (1801-1909) was a doctor and mad scientist who served as a medic for the 17th Michigan during the United States Civil War. He abandoned his post after experiencing “electricity” during the Battle of Antietam.		Darby “Crumbleboy” Hatfield (1801-1909) was a doctor and mad scientist who served as a medic for the 17th Michigan during the United States Civil War. He abandoned his post after experiencing “electricity” during the Battle of Antietam.

	From there, he used his newfound talents to bring sentience to wild animals in Confederate territory.		From there, he used his newfound talents to bring sentience to wild animals in Confederate territory.
	He was taken captive at the ~~Andersonville~~ military prison after animating the Not Deer.		He was taken captive at the Belle Isle military prison in 1863 after animating the first [[Not Deer]].
	In a ~~Tennessee~~ newspaper		In a Virginia newspaper, he stated that his goal was to “create an army of freedom-fighting forest critters.” In prison, Hatfield experienced brutal conditions, and passed his time granting sentience to various squirrels, chipmunks, bats, wild pigs, and coyotes. One such coyote was “the chupacabra,” according to Hatfield, although nobody had any idea what he was talking about.

			During the chaos of the Battle of Walkerton in February of 1864, Hatfield was captured by a group of vampires called the [[All-American Suckers]] who were working on behalf of Abraham Lincoln to eradicate all non-human sentient life.
			He was brought covertly across enemy lines to Washington, DC and was presented directly to Abraham Lincoln. Lincoln explained to Hatfield that the Not Deer had joined forces with the Suckers. These were to be the only sentient nonhumans to remain on Earth, and Hatfield was no refrain from his activities.

			After the Civil War, Hatfield returned to his home in West Virginia to participate in the Hatfield-McCoy feud.

			After the assassination of President William McKinley in 1901, Robert Todd Lincoln, son of the late Abraham Lincoln, found Hatfield in his lair along the Cheat River near Rowlesburg, West Virginia to conscript him to create a race of sentient flowers to protect the White House from what he saw as his personal curse (being present for every US presidential assassination and attempt up to this point). The flowers, mostly roses, were made sentient. President Theodore Roosevelt noticed this in the summer of 1904 and proceeded to kill all of them and preserve them in fromaldehide. Roosevelt ordered Hatfield, now 103 years old, to be sent to German East Africa. There he was imprisoned in the Heart of Darkness, a high security prison for “vivimancers.”
			There, for the remaining years of his life, Hatfield imbued several tribes of mountain gorillas with sentience. The leader of one tribe was known as [[Cants A]], father of the famous ape leader Cantsbee.

			He died in 1909 after conscripting an army of moths and flies to raise him into the sky so he could “reach heaven.” The operation was interrupted by a breeze of approximately 5 miles per hour, sending Hatfield falling to his death from a height of approximately 7 feet.

Darby "Crumbleboy" Hatfield

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Darby “Crumbleboy” Hatfield (1801-1909) was a doctor and mad scientist who served as a medic for the 17th Michigan during the United States Civil War. He abandoned his post after experiencing “electricity” during the Battle of Antietam.
From there, he used his newfound talents to bring sentience to wild animals in Confederate territory.
He was taken captive at the Andersonville military prison after animating the Not Deer.
In a Tennessee newspaper

Martin Gruber

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	[[Martin Gruber]] is an extrafertile German paranormal researcher and archaeologist; he witnessed the unsealing of the [[Chimney Man]] from the [[The Temple of Burong\|Temple of Burong]], whereafter he founded [[XMAS]] in an attempt to capture and re-seal the Man in Red.		[[Martin Gruber]] is an extrafertile German paranormal researcher and archaeologist; he witnessed the unsealing of the [[Chimney Man]] from the [[The Temple of Burong\|Temple of Burong]], whereafter he founded [[XMAS]] in an attempt to capture and re-seal the Man in Red.

	Despite multiple combat encounters with the Chimney Man or one of His avatars, Martin has somehow consistently managed to be rescued just in time, albeit usually only after everyone around him has perished. With this dubious ‘luck’ of his, he remains the only member of XMAS to have survived the 1982 massacre that ~~claimed the lives of~~ every other active and former XMAS operative at the time.		Despite multiple combat encounters with the Chimney Man or one of His avatars, Martin has somehow consistently managed to be rescued just in time, albeit usually only after everyone around him has perished. With this dubious ‘luck’ of his, he remains the only member of XMAS to have survived the 1982 massacre that gifted Super Death to every other active and former XMAS operative at the time.

	== Ability ==		== Ability ==

Internal:Ideas (Ætérnal)

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Internal:Ideas (King Horror)

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Internal:Chimney Man Arc

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Martin Gruber

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	Martin’s ability, '''Door of All Doors''', gives him control over ‘doors’. More specifically, it grants him the authority over the concepts of ‘opening’ and ‘closing’.		Martin’s ability, '''Door of All Doors''', gives him control over ‘doors’. More specifically, it grants him the authority over the concepts of ‘opening’ and ‘closing’.

	Apart from doors, he can also apply this to other things such as drawers, closets, containers, and even to some abstract concepts. ~~For instance, in~~ his later years, Martin learnt how to apply the concept of ‘closing’ to ''space itself'', which enables him to cross large distances instantly by ‘closing’ the distance between him and his destination.		Apart from doors, he can also apply this to other things such as drawers, closets, containers, and even to some abstract concepts. In his later years, Martin learnt how to apply the concept of ‘closing’ to ''space itself'', which enables him to cross large distances instantly by ‘closing’ the distance between him and his destination.

Second Beer Brawl of 2022

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	After emptying the 173rd beer, Martin briefly considered using his ability to secretly dump the beer from his stein outside the tavern and only pretend to drink it, but he knew Urtinger would probably notice and take great offence to this—not because it was cheating of course, but rather because Martin would be wasting beer in doing so.		After emptying the 173rd beer, Martin briefly considered using his ability to secretly dump the beer from his stein outside the tavern and only pretend to drink it, but he knew Urtinger would probably notice and take great offence to this—not because it was cheating of course, but rather because Martin would be wasting beer in doing so.

	In the early afternoon of 13 January, after nearly over two fulls days of nothing but drinking beer, Martin was starting to reach his limit; fortunately for him, they had exhausted the tavern’s beer supply twice and had been forced to ~~tak~~ two 4-hour breaks as a result, during which time Martin told Urtinger about [[XMAS]] and the [[Chimney Man]].		In the early afternoon of 13 January, after nearly over two fulls days of nothing but drinking beer, Martin was starting to reach his limit; fortunately for him, they had exhausted the tavern’s beer supply twice and had been forced to take two 4-hour breaks as a result, during which time Martin told Urtinger about [[XMAS]] and the [[Chimney Man]].

	When the two of them emptied the 486th beer, a fight broke out between them and the other patrons when the latter were told that Martin and Urtinger were the reason why there hadn’t been any beer for them for the past 3 days. The resulting ‘battle’, if it can be called that, lasted a grand total of 8.73 seconds, during which the extrafertile Martin and Urtinger dispatched 37 patrons, who, unlike Urtinger, were rather ordinary German beer drinkers, with great efficiency.		When the two of them emptied the 486th beer, a fight broke out between them and the other patrons when the latter were told that Martin and Urtinger were the reason why there hadn’t been any beer for them for the past 3 days. The resulting ‘battle’, if it can be called that, lasted a grand total of 8.73 seconds, during which the extrafertile Martin and Urtinger dispatched 37 patrons, who, unlike Urtinger, were rather ordinary German beer drinkers, with great efficiency.

Wet Amalgam

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	Despite lacking cognitive capacity almost entirely, the Amalgam is nevertheless [[extancy\|extant]]. It is incapable of conscious movement and instead drifts about on the [[Imaginary Plane]] between -8.7i+698j and -9.1i+731j.		Despite lacking cognitive capacity almost entirely, the Amalgam is nevertheless [[extancy\|extant]]. It is incapable of conscious movement and instead drifts about on the [[Imaginary Plane]] between -8.7i+698j and -9.1i+731j.

	It cannot be said to be capable of communication, but those in Its proximity will find their senses assailed by a sensation often likened to a continuous low-pitched droning sound. This ‘sound’ ~~is not a form of attack and instead~~ serves as Its defence mechanism, intensifying in ‘volume’ the closer one gets to It and effecting a destabilisation of [[Entanglement]] in the listener. Deafness as well as any attempt at protection against it are useless as the ‘sound’ is not a simple physical wave that is merely ‘heard’, but rather a preternatural distortion caused by continuously fluctuating and self-overlapping resonances comprising all Entanglements.		It cannot be said to be capable of communication, but those in Its proximity will find their senses assailed by a sensation often likened to a continuous low-pitched droning sound. This ‘sound’ serves as Its defence mechanism, intensifying in ‘volume’ the closer one gets to It and effecting a destabilisation of [[Entanglement]] in the listener. Deafness as well as any attempt at protection against it are useless as the ‘sound’ is not a simple physical wave that is merely ‘heard’, but rather a preternatural distortion caused by continuously fluctuating and self-overlapping resonances comprising all Entanglements.

	Upon entering a radius of 500 000 km around the Amalgam, any [[disentanglement\|entangled]] being will suffer a severe inversion of their Entanglement should they fail to leave Its proximity within 43 attoseconds of their entering, thus being granted immediate [[Super Death]], with what little remains of them afterwards subsequently being assimilated by the Amalgam.		Upon entering a radius of 500 000 km around the Amalgam, any [[disentanglement\|entangled]] being will suffer a severe inversion of their Entanglement should they fail to leave Its proximity within 43 attoseconds of their entering, thus being granted immediate [[Super Death]], with what little remains of them afterwards subsequently being assimilated by the Amalgam.

	Unlike ordinary Wet Ghouls, which are preyed upon by [[Timeless Being]]s, It does not fear them, in part because It is incapable of sensation, but mainly because Timeless Beings, too, are entangled and thus victim to the ‘sound’ upon entering Its proximity. Even [[Uk'aj chuuk waj]] Itself could do naught but flee when Its path almost intersected with that of the Amalgam near -8.97i+722j.		Unlike ordinary Wet Ghouls, which are preyed upon by [[Timeless Being]]s, It does not fear them, in part because It is incapable of sensation, but mainly because Timeless Beings, too, are entangled and thus victim to the ‘sound’ upon entering Its proximity. Even [[Uk'aj chuuk waj]] Itself could do naught but flee when Its path almost intersected with that of the Amalgam near -8.97i+722j.